16 December 1996

Bucket of Drivel

9 December 1996

Bill Gates's Piss Boy

2 December 1996

Chasing Beaver
 
 

25 November 1996

A Wee Bit of the Milkman

18 November 1996

"The Biggest Collection of Gibberish"

11 November 1996

Piss Boy Sells Out

4 November 1996

Absolutely Compelling Reader Mail
 
 

28 October 1996

Glitzy Company of Kids

21 October 1996

Gurly Show

14 October 1996

Crack That Hip

7 October 1996

Personal Flail
 
 

30 September 1996

Piping Hot Whoop Ass

23 September 1996

Kentuck-O!

16 September 1996

Little and Strange

9 September 1996

Everlasting Truth

2 September 1996

Intense Bourgeois Longing
 
 

26 August 1996

Sedated and Stupider

19 August 1996

Heedless Heathens

12 August 1996

Vainglorious Proclamations

5 August 1996

Magnetic Strip Asses
 
 

29 July 1996

Crusty Smock Cognoscenti

22 July 1996

Minty Accusations

15 July 1996

Homo-Terra Perverts

8 July 1996

Butt-Sniffing Dogs

1 July 1996

Stale Marshmallow Munchies
 
 

24 June 1996

Cultural Clogging Lounge

17 June 1996

Hey Nineteen

10 June 1996

HotWired Free Zone

3 June 1996

Media Incest Thrills
 
 

27 May 1996

Hard-On Country

20 May 1996

Fried Flounder

13 May 1996

Suck Is Dead!

6 May 1996

The Grassy Knoll