Scott White <email@example.com>,
upon reading the piece, had this,
"My little world is in a state of
I'm so thoroghly confused about
this whole media-incest thing
that, frankly, I've lost my
usually even-keeled demeanor. Just
who the hell do you think you
are...I haven't been so bewildered
since the first time I tried to
read Gravity's Rainbow, and it
took me nearly a month to fully
recover from that.
If I'd known that all you 'We're
so hip we could just pee' folks
were really all the same group of
misguided, not to mention
obviously underemployed, trouble
makers, I'd have tried to get out
For now, though, I'm stuck here
because I have to get my sarcasm
and cynicism somewhere, and since
I don't (and won't) live in the
big SF, this little portal will
have to do. Maybe I'll start my
own club of disenfranchised
whiners (not that there's anything
wrong with that) and populate the
up-and-coming world of billboard
advertising with visually
palletable, but emotionally and
intellectually damaging messages
for the stupid, lazy and
disinterested to mull over on
their evening commute...
They won't even know what hit 'em.
Hey, does that qualify as a
Hugs and Seizures,
- Scott A White
Sometimes liar and wannabee
Scott, have your guys call our
guys. Pronto - our upstart media
octopus still has vacancies.
The same article brought this dire
warning from e.e. cummings
impersonator and amateur
statistician Andrew "the other
"Something I noticed....
References to Suck in Suck
Up by 300% from last week! If
you're not careful, you'll turn
- andrew sullivan (not that one,
the other one)"
Other one what, andy?
While we so enjoy fan mail, well,
sometimes things get just a little
"Date: Thu, 30 May 1996 10:54:50
Organization: CompuServe, Inc.
i am 38, 6'3" 195 brown hair blue
eyes, and would love for you to
suck my cock.
We'll have HotStud get back to you.
He's in Denver at the moment.