Suck

for 14 May 1996. Updated every TUESDAY.



	Inside Edition meets ER
	... on the Web!

	200,000 people die every day -
	some of them are bound to be
	famous... Celebrity Death is your
	24-7 bedside window to tragedy.

	When a treasured performer or
	public figure confronts death, the
	pain is shared deeply by an extended
	network of friends and strangers.
	Hungry for a forum to examine the
	loss, we find ourselves drawn to TV
	and magazine profiles to help us
	understand the existential crisis
	death presents. With the network
	capabilities of the Internet and
	affordable digital camera technology,
	celebritydeath.com dedicates itself
	to facilitating this process.



	And because of the conspicuous
	sponsorship opportunities, no cost
	need be levied on the viewer!
	Insurance and health organizations
	will find, in Celebrity Death, a solid
	opportunity to communicate to a
	receptive audience. Health care
	facilities can be expected to take
	advantage of Co-op Placing, in which
	examples of facility and staff excellence
	are highlighted over the course of the
	programming. In addition, due to the
	often-laborious duration of the
	broadcasts, gaps perfectly suited for
	commercial commentary invite
	participation. Rallying slogans can
	include "Celebrate healthy loss with
	CelebrityDeath!" and "The Last Limit."

	A renewed participant queue should
	be pursued vigorously and
	continuously, requiring a commitment
	to skilled negotiators and Celebrity
	Death scouts. Because of the intensity
	of the scenes presented, the ultra-minimal
	production values of a cheap, CU-SeeMe
	network is not only acceptable, but
	appropriate. By 2.0 full-color coverage
	will be possible, with relevant celeb
	pre-deathbed interviews and "expert"
	segments, in addition to the prerequisite
	filming of medical monitoring equipment.
	Secure online cash transactions make
	possible further audience involvement
	with Celebrity Death pools.

courtesy of The Duke of URL