Suck

	Hackers meets The Player ... on
	the Web.

	Ideas too stupid to fail ...
	conceptual content in lieu of
	actual content.

	"We've seen the future, and it's a
	lemon." For wily entrepeneurs in
	the new digital economy, the power
	of prophecy is a must-have career
	skill. Thankfully, it's never been
	easier to gaze into the future of a
	medium. The simplest, yet most
	reliable, formula is to appraise
	traditional media and sift the most
	elegantly banal cliches and
	gimmicks, isolate those requiring
	the least effort, and rush to work on
	a press release.

	The flux of the information economy
	is best served by a frugal
	waste-not-want-not mentality. A
	deceptive veneer of novelty is
	achieved by smothering already-tired
	concepts with value-added new media
	legitimacy. There's no use getting
	indignant over shysterism when
	there's so much money to be made. Or,
	as the saying goes - when life gives
	you lemons, make lemonade.
	Low. Vaporware trends can be gleaned
	from trade mags and properly
	bastardized and exploited. Whoppers
	overheard at HotWired and South Park
	cafés combined with braindumps
	inspired by NYT, Variety, Billboard,
	and Nicholas Negroponte round out the
	queue.

courtesy of The Duke of URL