Ben Schwartz, AKA Bertolt Blecht, the Suckster formerly known as Furious George, is self-employed, a position which has allowed him to enjoy an unbroken string of twenty-one consecutive "Employee of the Month" awards. He has written for the LA Weekly, Marvel Comics, The Carl Barks Library, Stay Free, and TV shows too embarrassing to mention. His most recent script, Damned If You Do, a comedy, was sold to Mr. James Cameron, of ship sinking fame. Damned If You Do tells a similar story to Titanic only from the iceberg's point of view.


The Artless Bastards
Saving Private Cheney
Transfer of Power
Blame Steven
White Men Can't Joke
Almost Ramis
Maximum Bob
American Century 2.0
Indy 2000: Part One
Indy 2000: Part Two
Telling Baby 'No'
Bush Bounces Back
70,000 Sucksters Can't Be Wrong
In the Lyne of Pale Fire
What ... Me Funny?
Mat Dancing
Slapstick Traces