Emily Hobson is the current heir to the Suck production throne. Although her garden suffers from neglect every winter, her inner Martha Stewart is cultivated year round. She is still trying to find a use for her art degree that does not involve cocktail napkins or wine corks.

Professionally, our gadfly spends her days as Junior Mixologist at Cocktail and Head Janitor of RGB Gallery. Unprofessionally, she spends much of those days dreaming of sandy beaches and warm kittens.