Michael Fuchs, né Mr. Fuches, is going to write more real soon now. By day he works as a highly paid but poorly regarded corporate web boy, which involves hawking product via SSL, mercilessly baiting people in the marketing department, and cravenly hiding out in his cube behind piles of O'Reilly books and Kate Bush albums. Ill at ease in a world which requires him to work, Fuchs is frantically looking to cash out. Unfortunately, he's pretty sure Twain had it right when he said "It is easier to stay out than to get out."


Doesn't Hurt Me a Bit
Back In The Bottle