Brian Forsyth doesn't drink water, loves shag carpet, and checks his pulse three times a day. He's currently accepting equipment donations for his band Drum Machine.

He spent many moons piss-boying his way into Suck production and has bank statements to prove it. His current goal, after moving Suck Global Headquarters to Tahiti, is to help produce a 3-D Suck, which, in his own words, "... has nothing to do with my porn career."