Terry Colon is currently lost somewhere in America leading a life of quiet desperation fixated on the quixotic hope that he will one day soon get email from a rich and beautiful woman, preferably Sandra Bullock, who will profess her unbounded admiration for him.

Going in Style
Mouseburger Royale
The Feature with 1000 Faces
Slapstick Traces
Class Dismissed
The Writing's on the Stall
Thinking Outside the Mailbox
A Piece of the Action

"The Pitch" Archive (4/30/96 - 12/17/96)

Vacuum Archive (5/6/96 - 12/16/96)

Zero Baud Archive (5/23/96 - 12/19/96)