With his trademark Alpine cap, ascot, and monocle, Tim Cavanaugh once cut a striking figure in international cafe society, but he has given up the bright lights for a quiet Tuscan life with his child and three wives. With a catalogue of aliases worthy of the globe-trotting master criminal he once was, Cavanaugh has brought the art of being unknown to a previously unknown level. In addition to being Suck's editor, fixer, commander-in-chief and primary punching bag, he writes for all the usual suspects and is the sole lighthouse keeper at The Simpleton. Having invented the widely-reviled Suck Interviews, he tried for a while to get credit for all the Hit & Run issues he's crafted single-handedly, but gave up sometime between the last gasp of Monicagate and the first belch of the 2000 Presidential race; chances are if you read something on Suck that makes you ask "What illiterate baboon wrote this crap?" he wrote it. Beyond that, Cavanaugh hews to the principle that editors should remain unseen and unheard. He's too modest to mention the Croix de Guerre he won during the recently ended Russo-Japanese War, but we know the heroic exploits of Vicki Lester, Addison DeWit, La Vache Qui Rit and many others can be blamed on him.


Henry Boltinoff: A Tribute
He No Batter
Nip and Tux
Secret History
Jocko Homo
Mean Streets
Movie Review, 2038
Baiting Whitey
Cost Minus
Ten Reasons Not To Go To the Movies
Suspension of Belief
The Irish Curse
I Dig Your Wig
Video Toast
We read celeblogs so you don't have to
There's Something About Mary
Free At Last
Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves
Utility Players
Suck's Wooden Anniversary
The Third of July
Decline and Fall
Kids Are People Too
Beautiful People Bailout
The Hinckle File
So Where Are the Little Girl's Underpants?
Battle Fatigue
Tip of the Eisenberg
Break the Mold!
June 17, 1999 - Hit and Run
June 10, 1999 - Hit and Run
Suck Goes to War!
June 3, 1999 - Hit and Run
May 27, 1999 - Hit and Run
May 20, 1999 - Hit and Run
May 13, 1999 - Hit and Run
May 6, 1999 - Hit and Run
Posse Patrol
April 29, 1999 - Hit and Run
April 22, 1999 - Hit and Run
April 15, 1999 - Hit and Run
April 8, 1999 - Hit and Run
April 1, 1999 - Hit and Run
Flight of the Crybabies
March 25, 1999 - Hit and Run
March 18, 1999 - Hit and Run
March 11, 1999 - Hit and Run
March 4, 1999 - Hit and Run
February 25, 1999 - Hit and Run
February 18, 1999 - Hit and Run
Scaling Mount Rushmore
February 11, 1999 - Hit and Run
Fantastic Voyage - Hit and Run
February 4, 1999 - Hit and Run
January 28, 1999 - Hit and Run
January 21, 1999 - Hit and Run
Grand Slam
Feedback Loop
Dissent of Man
Attack of the Killer Shrews
Earnest Goes to Camp
SUCK EGG: Lewis Lapham
SUCK EGG: Hal Hartley and Whit Stillman
SUCK EGG:Michael Lind
SUCK EGG:This Week gang
Why We Didn't Run the Henry Hyde Story
Dire Wolff
Kaiser on the Set
Labor Pain
Walking Tall
Baby Grand
Seasick H20
Mondo Cannes
Taboo Who?
Class Struggle
I Am the Cheese
Short Shrift
Hanging Judge
Minor Threat
Vox Potuli
Prediction for 1998
Prediction for 1998
Prediction for 1998
Prediction for 1998
Prediction for 1998
Shut Up and Kiss Me
No Guarantee of Future Results
Trust No One
Smile, You Son of a Bitch
Say it Ain't So
In Harmony's Way
Here's a Little Tip
Business Plans for Dummies
Richard the Fourth
Custer's Last Hand