G. Beato is a regular contributor to Suck, Spin, and Business 2.0, and the editor of soundbitten.com.

 


Final End III: The Third Final End
Robinson Crane
Prank and File
Kleptology
Farewell My Lovely
Puff Justice
Deadside Manner
Valentine's Day Massacre
Man on the Floor
Valerie Harper's Index
Toons of Glory
Santa Feared Sleighn
Green Christmas
Turkey Day Tidings
Advertising in Our Schools
Emily Post Halloween Etiquette
Microsoft Words 1.0
La Cage Match Aux Folles
Tommy Davidson Has Left the Building
The Spy Who Sauteed Me
Bauble Economy
OJ Anniversary
Garbage In, Garbage In
Ad it Up
Strictly for My Wigguz
Tail of the Tape
Likely Story
Worm's-eye View
The Beat Goes Online II
The Beat Goes Online I
The Celluloid Dunciad
Follow the Money
Crop the Presses!
Yawn at the Devil
Guilty as Charged
When Activists Attack!
Hot Copy
Bastard out of Arkansas
Ad Lib
Pest Control
Monster Mash
Oedipus Wrecks
Flesh Trade
Leader of the Packaging
Mondo Porno
Royal Flush
Taming of the Shrew
Off the Charts
Beat the Press
Dew X Machina
Dancing Baby Boom
Gear and Clothing in Las Vegas
Stranger than Fiction
Nothing Lasts Forever
Springer Fever
Soundbite Autopsy
Insani-TV
Past Out
Vodka on Ice
Writers!
Gettin' The Vanguard
Stupid Like a Fox
A Fan's Footnotes
Code Red-faced
Brand Extortion
Strange Daze
Lockdownload
Dwelling Machine, Sweet Dwelling Machine
Over the Hump
Awaken the Pliant Within
Stop the Presses
Harmful Additives
NikeTown Crier
Enema Verite
Mouseburger Royale
Hidden Persuaders
Sign o' the Times
Speed-Reading Between the Lines
Toys For Naught
Retrogressive Behavior
Get A Lifestyle
Ashes To ASCII
Thinking Of You
Must-C|Net TV?
Steal This Article
Hollywood Babbles On
Take My Advice - Please
The Truth Is Way Out There
America's Most Affronted
What, Are You On Drugs?
Schlock Soup
What's My Line
Talk Was Cheap
Have It Your Way
It's A Mall, Mall World
Dearth Of A Salesman