Phillip Bailey is the production pissboy for Suck. His latest claim to fame is that he replaced the drummer (now of Slayer) in his new band Systematic.

When he spent a week on Romper Room in 1979, he learned that Ms. Nancy's Magic Mirror was nothing more than a cardboard prop. Since then, he's crusaded to squash the myths of Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, and Jesus Christ. As jaded as he is, when Phillip grows up, he would still hope to be a good Doo Bee.