Joey Anuff was, after Carl left, Suck's Producer and, er, "Editor-in-Chief." This put him on the bruising end of beatdowns, cheap shots and bitchslaps from over- and underlings alike. His secret to success is a losing streak that just won't quit. His occasional diatribes are signed "Duke of URL," unless he's writing for Wired, HotWired, Might, or Artfuck, all of whom reject lousy puns outright. His vast portfolio of ad copy remains unsigned. Deservedly.


Bad Vibes
Prevue to a Kill
The Writing's on the Stall
MIDI Vanilli
Pretty Good Deal
Character Assassination
Swimming Up the Mainstream
Credit Check
Hit And Run XLVI
Golden Shower
Search and Destroy
Leave The Conniving To Us
Serial Killing Time
Couch Potatoes
Information Underload
Content Is as Content Does
Murky Brown
S Stands for Sell
OK Marketing
A Special Media Moment
Extra Value Meal
Sublimating Aggression
Designing Imposters
TV Guide Writ Cool
The Doctor is IN
Roostermoose Lays An Egg
Momentary Lapse of Treason
Speed Racer Has Left The Building
Haw Haw Haw
Dystopian Utopia
Hit And Run XIII
New Media Killed The Video Star
Hit And Run XII
Life is Hell
Logs of Love
Hit And Run X
Die Hard in a Warehouse
Hit And Run IX
If This Is A Salon, Where's The Do?
Consummate Suck
A Wave of the Shockingly Bad
Rolling Stone, R.I.P.
Looking for a Little Sass
Welcome to the End of Film
The Immaculate Sell-Out
Screaming Trees Revisited
Hit And Run V
Media 101
A Requiem for the Server Push
Toy Story
The Canvas Is The Enemy
Selling Without Shame
A Better Use for Bullshit
How To Read Wired Magazine
Mr. Showbiz's Revenge
Way Lame Journalism
NetSoft vs. MicroScape
Disgorgeous George
Youth Marketing
Good Luck, Jammer!
We Give It 3 Out of 5 Stars
Hit and Run
Pathological Self-Improvement and the Organizational Man
A Spot-On Caricature
"Why, yes, in fact, I am a model..."
A Modern-Day ReVival
Passive Consumerism
They Must Be Doing Something Right...
Unabomber: Blah, blah, blah...
WWWF Grudge Match
Consuming Media
SIGGRAPH Damage Report (pt. 2)
SIGGRAPH Damage Report (pt. 1)
Close-Up Penetration Shots & Your Children
Live Through This

It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature

"The Pitch"
Sit and Spin Co.
Beta Boutique