for 6 February 2001. Updated every WEEKDAY.
Will Work For Love Gifts, Tips
I wrote about this for Reason; what you didn't mention, which I think is quite relevant, is that the churchmen insist and the IRS, with its usual thickheadedeness, absolutely refused to comment so I couldn't get their side of the story that all the taxes owed were paid all legal and proper-like by the individuals receiving the "love gifts" and that dozens of audits of church ministers ended up with none of them owing anything. Again, this may be bullshit, but it's worth mentioning.
Also worth mentioning, just cause it's pretty fucking funny, is that their website identifies Indianapolis as the "syphilis capital of the world"
You're right, that is how they structured their argument. I don't know if you'd agree or not, but I got the sense one can track the evolution of that argument from when it was first made into the crux of their public defense: a stance that the IRS wasn't interested in taxes owed but in the controlling mechanism of withholding income and prepayments. If nothing else, it's an interesting argument for what it reveals about the rhetorical flexibility of the church membership. Also, I believe young Pastor Dixon was indicted for non-payment, which kind of scotches things.
As for the slogan, I can't tell you how disappointed I am civic leaders have gone with the "Amateur Sports Capital" designation.
40th Street Black
Hi, Mr. or Ms. Black
I enjoyed your article on the unique breeding ground of silliness that is the Indiana Protestant splinter movement (or movements, as the case may be). First the Jack Chick comics, then the refusal to pay taxes, then comes the poison Flav-R-Ade. Luckily, nobody will miss a bunch of Hoosier ninnies unless, of course, they're all slaughtered in a government-sponsored firestorm. Which will not be financed by their taxes, since they won't pay any.
Maybe they could make money for ammunition to firebomb religious compounds its own checkable box on our tax forms?
40th Street Black
40th Street Black,
Thanks for the IBT story. It probably chagrins libertarians and militia members everywhere that the government didn't charge into the church, guns a-blazing, when the 600 congregants were gathered, awaiting a Waco-esque apocalypse.
You really pinned the butterfly to the wall with this one, esp. when you made the point that the whole legal process has legitimatized IBT's struggle in some way. In our media driven society, it's not what the facts are but how you spin it. Thank God some of us are cutting through the bullshit. (I also like the irony of IBT seeking relief from a government that it doesn't believe has authority over it. Oh nellie.)
I agree with everything you wrote. The DIY impulse is so strong in the American heartland, we probably shouldn't be surprised when people start applying it to the Apocalypse.
People organized futile but defiant protests with the benefit of rallying the faithful, running the risk of wider political destabilization the last time a Bush was president, too.
40th Street Black
WAP, Bam, No Thank You, Ma'am
THAT is how prose is supposed to be. If I was a verizon or sprint pcs share holder with enough clout I would make those donkey-loving infrastructure-wasting service-wrecking fools read your article every time they even considered a new service initiative on their cells.
One thing you did forget to savagely dehumanize is the constant drumbeat of yammering that flows from media outlets about how Japan and Finland are so ahead of us on the wireless internet curve, reported in the tone of "Well, Finland has the aids vaccine and we don't even have a proper box of kleenex here in America. This is Jenny Bumsticker from Helsinki." I hope we never catch up. Just like Japan was going to finish our economy in the 80s and the Europeans were going to teach the world just how flawlessly socialism would overcome the human condition.
Hurrah for suck!!!
It's a question of national priorities, I think. For instance, while Japan has "video-capable cell phones," we have "an economy." While Finland has "a vibrant, wired youth culture," we have "the complete lack of awareness of what lutefisk is, save on 'A Prairie Home Companion.'" Each nation picks what it finds important.
For instance, five years ago, I went to Greece on my honeymoon and was astonished to discover that not only did every pay phone in the country have a digital display that could be toggled between Greek and English, but they all took rechargeable smart cards. This, in the same nation that had signs in its sadly comical "international airport" asking visitors to deposit their used toilet paper in the trash, so as not to fill up the septic tank. This is clearly a different sent of priorities than in the US, where toilets take precedence over a modern communications infrastructure. And rightly so, if you ask me.
you had a rant about WAP...what about imode...another useless web-on-phone protocol..used by almost no one...totally impractical..except to tens of millions of japanese...
Not, personally, being tens of millions of Japanese, I'm not qualified to comment on i-Mode. But its technology could consist entirely of little characters painted on a block of wood and be better than WAP.
Well, someone had to point out the threadbare condition of the emperor's wardrobe, and you did it quite well. I especially liked the barb about the letters not even kerning well.
Given the pointlessness and general idiocy of this particular technology's intended uses, one is forced to ask why all this money is being spent. The obvious answer, I fear, is the same reason that a dog licks his balls: because he can. To a man with a hammer, it all looks like a nail; to a man with bandwidth, it all looks like an Internet.
My favorite example is the Scandinavian usage in which one can pay for a soda from a vending machine with your cell phone. And indeed you can...just as you can use your cell phone to open walnuts. It's just not the ideal tool. A better tool for getting soda from a machine is a credit card, a debit card, an value- storage smart card (great technology that may forever be just around the corner), or even tahdah! money. But yumpin yimminy we've got all these phones and we'll use them, we will.
I fear you're exactly right. Just every conceivable business appeared in some Web-based incarnation a few years ago, simply because they could Furniture? Over the Net? No, seriously, did somebody actually try that? so it will go with WAP. Sensible or not, you'll soon find people trying to do things with their phones that violate both the laws of God and man, simply because they can. And a few years after that, these people will start awake, look embarrassed and move on to the next shiny, techy thing that distracts them. Invest now.