WEB SIMILE O' THE WEEK
Toby Tyler, a police officer who lectures at the FBI Academy on child abuse: "The Internet is like heaven for the pedophile."
MISSION STATEMENT O' THE WEEK
"It is our goal to channel resources and media attention away from the people who are making new media, and direct it towards ourselves, and our friends."
MANGLED CLICHE O' THE WEEK
"Solutions [to Internet logjams] are on the way... In the meantime, you may be well advised not to put all your e-mails in one basket." [Nando, 8/12/96]
APPROPRIATED CLICHES FOR AN ONLINE WORLD O' FUN
Pun-lovers, peruse this list for a new media twist!
The early word gets the term.
A spoonful of lucre makes the reticence go down.
Don't count your stock pickin's before they crash.
Two's a company, three's also a company.
Book before you beep.
The joys of remaining private:
Nothing ventured, nothing feigned.
Executive insider jokes:
Whoever dies with the most piss boys wins.
That's just the pot calling the boss fat.
A hack of all trades and a disaster with puns.