FORGET LOVE, GOOD PR IS ALL YOU NEED
"Having recovered from the embarassing disclosure that her Wal-Mart clothing
line was made in Honduran sweatshops, [Kathie Lee Gifford] was told that one
item, a faux-antique blouse, was manufactured in a New York City plant where
workers were grossly underpaid... She dispatched her husband, TV sports
presenter Frank, to hand out envelopes containing $300 each to some of the
workers - accompanied by a publicist, natch." [Time, 6/3]
CANDID PR CAMERA!
Fix those pesky negative perceptions and "bad press" problems with a timely
The President of Our Great Nation is whipped, and a wuss, to boot.
Bill at home, bullying Hilary!
Who's the boss? Who's the boss? That's right, I'M the boss, and don't you forget it, biatch.
Microsoft led by a "ruthless
dirtball" who dominates industry through unfair practices.
Bill Gates at home, losing at Monopoly!
Community Chest: Go to Justice Department. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200 billion.
Netscape founder is now just a useless doughboy.
Marc Andreessen at his desk! (Just like he's working and stuff!)
Perception: The editors of Spiv, Stim are illiterate, shoot up too much.
Cure: Spiv/Stim editors, reading!
"Salon: A Website for People Who Read"
Salon editors, shooting up!
Uhhhh.... huh. <gurgle> Out... rageous.
Suck is just "snottiness on
Sucksters at the helm, popping Prozac!
Oh joy! What a beautiful, beautiful day for a flight!