Wearing your Suck T-shirt
While wearing your Suck T-shirt you may notice that people stare at you and that friends and strangers are more pleasant and attentive to your needs. That is because the Suck T-shirt was specially designed by a group of award-winning psychologists and engineers who spent thousands of hours and dollars developing the "look" of the T-shirt. This "look" enables the wearer to appear sexier, smarter, and more attractive in a Suck T-shirt than in any other Web site T-shirt.
Suck does not guarantee happiness or prevention from injury in the use of this product. Suck grants no warranty either implied or specified by the wearing of the T-shirt. If rash or irritation develops, discontinue use.