Putting on the Suck T-shirt



The provided diagram shows the scientifically proven, time-tested, most effective method of "putting on" your Suck T-shirt. When done properly, the Fish art will be on the FRONT of the T-shirt and should be right side up, visible on your chest. Check in a mirror to see that it is. (NOTE: When looking in a mirror, you will notice that the word "SUCK" will appear backwards. Don't be alarmed, this is just an illusion created by the reflection. If this is disorienting, a second mirror can be employed to reflect the reflection and correct this problem.)

Never, under any circumstances, should you "step into" your Suck T-shirt as shown here.