THE '97-'98 T. Jay CALENDAR IS HERE!

Need a quotidian reminder of how much worse things could be? Does Dilbert's freakish embrace of faux populism leave you cold? There's finally a new media answer to Cathy's irksome vacillation between pathetic and ponderous, a HTML-savvy alternative to Family Circle's stunningly apt depiction of close-quarters dysfunction. It's the T.Jay calendar, and it's for everyone whose ever been paralyzed by self-doubt or transfixed by shiny things.

Download the FULL-COLOR T. Jay CALENDAR (in PDF format!) that covers August of '97 through July of '98! Sounds too titillating to be true, and yet it isn't.

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Twelve months of ambivalent bliss. See T. Jay grumble! See T. Jay mumble! See T. Jay below: