| SPECIAL FEATURES |
| Jan - Dec 2001 | |
 23 Mar 2001 The Elvisification of Marshall Mathers or From Marshall to Jerry From Grammys to Grampa in short, easy steps. |
 16 Feb 2001 Tavern Turnover Peter Bagge tracks the evolution of Blue Collar Dives into Hipster Hangouts |
 19 Jan 2001 Saving Private Cheney How Five American soldiers crossed into enemy territory so one man wouldn't have to. |
 12 Jan 2001 Tales From the Cache The Terrible Truth of Telecommuting! |
 5 Jan 2001 Transfer of Power Suck takes the reins of humor! |
| Jan - Dec 2000 | |
 26 Dec 2000 Dot-Condolences Heartfelt sympathy for a flatlining industry |
 22 Dec 2000 Power Vacuum With the election over, an anxious nation asks, Now what will we |
 17 Nov 2000 There She Is: The Most Resented Woman In America Peter Bagge defends the honor of our most maligned institution |
 29 Sep 2000 The Suck School of Comic Art: Graduate Course How to draw even funnier |
 22 Sep 2000 Blah Blah Blah Reflections on the 2000 Democratic National Convention, by P. Bagge |
 15 Sep 2000 Egos a Go-go Peter Bagge explores the Reform Party |
 25 Aug 2000 I (Heart) The Blob! Peter Bagge closes the book on the EMP |
 3 Mar 2000 Bush Bounces Back Suck's bail-out of George W.'s hapless campaign |
 25 Feb 2000 70,000 Sucksters Can't Be Wrong Suck sets out to make the world a better place for television |
 28 Jan 2000 Man on the Floor A Suck Insider Special Report |
 14 Jan 2000 Vending Machine Shakedown Coin-ops for the New Economy |
 7 Jan 2000 Infomercial 'Oscars!' The Glitz! The Glamour! The $19.95 Gizmos! |
| Jan - Dec 1999 | |
 13 Dec 1999 Suckdot Porn for Nerds. Stuff that Splatters |
 13 Aug 1999 Austin Powers: The Spy Who Sautéed Me Further employment opportunities for supervillains |
 23 Jul 1999 Escape from New York Hillary and Rudy's Empire State squabble |
 9 Jul 1999 New Adventures in Critterdom Aibo's litter of technopets |
 2 Jul 1999 How To Judge A Man By His CD Collection A Modern Woman's Guide to Dating in the Digital Age |
 18 Jun 1999 Ten Years After: OJ Simpson, 2004 A futuristic, Juiceriffic anniversary! |
 11 Jun 1999 Stop Making Census The real Y2K problem |
 4 Jun 1999 Suck Goes to War! One of our own joins up! |
 28 May 1999 All the World's a Rave We cash in on Shakespeare chic |
 14 May 1999 Menace II Society Stop the schmendrick cleansing! |
 30 Apr 1999 Posse Prospects Leo's hunt for a new Magic Man |
 16 Apr 1999 Outside the Actor's Studio The death of celebrity at the Bravo Network |
 2 Apr 1999 Great Expectations ...and why you should lower them |
 19 Mar 1999 The Celluloid Dunciad How Retarded People Conquered Hollywood |
 12 Mar 1999 MOCK3 The Brave New World of high-tech toiletries |
 5 Mar 1999 Urban Hipsters Little, Yellow, Different |
 19 Feb 1999 Yawn At The Devil Searching for Falwell's Jewish Antichrist |
 5 Feb 1999 Paralegal! The new legalism: It's not just for jury duty anymore! |
 29 Jan 1999 The Eternal Blame Trace your problems back to the source! |
 15 Jan 1999 Bastard Out of Arkansas Matt Drudge's last big scoop? |
 8 Jan 1999 Details, Details Are you detail oriented or detail ignorant? |
| Jan - Dec 1998 | |
 18 Dec 1998 Jingle Bell Schlock An endless stream of Christmas dreck |
 20 Nov 1998 Strangers On a Gravy Train ABC Dials M for Motor Skills |
 13 Nov 1998 An Embarrassment of Riches The hard-luck stories of celebrity superstars |
 6 Nov 1998 Ad Infinitium Attack ads you may have missed |
 30 Oct 1998 Monster Mash Suck's Halloween Creature Feature |
 23 Oct 1998 suckEGGS Suck's Evil Genius Grants 1998 |
 2 Oct 1998 Having Trouble Coping? Again? The cure for all your psychological problems |
 25 Sep 1998 Why We Didn't Run the Henry Hyde Story Suck's ethics put to the test |
 18 Sep 1998 Starrmark Cards When you care enough to send the very best! |
 11 Sep 1998 Kaiser on the Set Ruling Hollywood with an iron fist, '98-style |
 4 Sep 1998 Royal Flush Choosing the next People's Princess |
 28 Aug 1998 It Is, Indeed, the End of the World The rejection letters of Judy Blume |
 21 Aug 1998 Idiot Gate '98 Suck's last word on the Clinton nightmare |
 14 Aug 1998 Off the Charts Diagnosing the modern magazine chart epidemic |
 7 Aug 1998 Seasick Part Two Postponed Disaster strikes the maiden voyage of the R.M.S. Suckster |
 31 Jul 1998 Seasick Part One Suck stows away for the next wave of cruise journalism |
 24 Jul 1998 Beat the Press The true story behind myfirsttime.com |
 17 Jul 1998 Rhyme and Reason The lost TV theme songs |
 19 Jun 1998 Crash Course Cartoon crashes vs. Cartoonist crashes |
 12 Jun 1998 Dancing Baby Boom The hard life and troubled times of the Dancing Baby |
 5 Jun 1998 Gear and Clothing in Las Vegas Gonzo journalism, '90s-style |
 29 May 1998 Is That Justice? Hollywood lawyers meet the real world, hilarity ensues |
 22 May 1998 Endsville Postponed What if Frank Sinatra had lived? |
 15 May 1998 Nothing Lasts Forever Mr. Seinfeld, he dead |
 8 May 1998 Overprofes-sionalism: Fear It A terrible affliction |
 24 Apr 1998 Springer Fever The Jerry Springer Show gets a makeover |
 17 Apr 1998 Dumbstruck 'Dumbing Down': The evidence |
 10 Apr 1998 Soundbite Autopsy The most challenging assignment of Kathy Ireland's career |
 3 Apr 1998 Smoke Out High times, low concept |
 27 Mar 1998 Me and My Shadow of Irony The Baffler Boys Hoax Harper's |
 20 Mar 1998 Vote Celebrity Hollywood-on-the-Potomac cashes in |
 6 Mar 1998 Friendship! The Complete and Unabridged Illustrated Encyclopedia of Friendship |
 27 Feb 1998 Insani-TV A cable channel for a mad, mad world |
 20 Feb 1998 New from the J. Suckerman Catalogue The Silver Screen Collection, Spring 1998 |
 13 Feb 1998 Technicolor Yawn Primary Colors, shaded |
 6 Feb 1998 Enhance Your Communication Skills Why bother walking the walk when you can talk the talk? |
 30 Jan 1998 Bowled Over Suck reviews the ads of Super Bowl XXXII |
 23 Jan 1998 Vodka on Ice Robert Downey Jr.'s prison manifesto |
 9 Jan 1998 Bondage Tarantino and Scorcese plug Bond |
| Jan - Dec 1997 | |
 19 Dec 1997 How To Buy Suck The best-case scenario |
 12 Dec 1997 Writers! Write what you know! |
 5 Dec 1997 Are You Getting Old? Watch for the tell-tale signs |
 21 Nov 1997 Skin-deep Thoughts Esquire speaks Christy Turlington's mind... |
 7 Nov 1997 The Suck School of Comic Art Terry did this all by himself! |
 31 Oct 1997 Devil in the Details What makes the merely dumb extremely dumb? |
 3 Oct 1997 The Suck School of Comedy How to be funny: we're serious |
 19 Sep 1997 Are You in a Meeting? How to tell. Suck goes to work |
 29 Aug 1997 Hacking Your Life Away The Suck guide to writing for online magazines |
 15 Aug 1997 Apple and Microsoft A fable |
 1 Aug 1997 Self-destruction Books Eat less, weigh more! |
 18 Jul 1997 Cult-O-Meter Are you in a cult, or just Canadian? |
 1 Apr 1997 Salmon |