SPECIAL FEATURES 1998

	Jan - Dec  1998

18 Dec 1998 Jingle Bell Schlock An endless stream of Christmas dreck		20 Nov 1998 Strangers On a Gravy Train ABC Dials M for Motor Skills		13 Nov 1998 An Embarrassment of Riches The hard-luck stories of celebrity superstars		6 Nov 1998 Ad Infinitium Attack ads you may have missed
30 Oct 1998 Monster Mash Suck's Halloween Creature Feature		23 Oct 1998 suckEGGS Suck's Evil Genius Grants 1998		2 Oct 1998 Having Trouble Coping? Again? The cure for all your psychological problems		25 Sep 1998 Why We Didn't Run the Henry Hyde Story Suck's ethics put to the test
18 Sep 1998 Starrmark Cards When you care enough to send the very best!		11 Sep 1998 Kaiser on the Set Ruling Hollywood with an iron fist, '98-style		4 Sep 1998 Royal Flush Choosing the next People's Princess		28 Aug 1998 It Is, Indeed, the End of the World The rejection letters of Judy Blume
21 Aug 1998 Idiot Gate '98 Suck's last word on the Clinton nightmare		14 Aug 1998 Off the Charts Diagnosing the modern magazine chart epidemic		7 Aug 1998 Seasick Part Two Postponed Disaster strikes the maiden voyage of the R.M.S. Suckster		31 Jul 1998 Seasick Part One Suck stows away for the next wave of cruise journalism
24 Jul 1998 Beat the Press The true story behind myfirsttime.com		17 Jul 1998 Rhyme and Reason The lost TV theme songs		19 Jun 1998 Crash Course Cartoon crashes vs. Cartoonist crashes		12 Jun 1998 Dancing Baby Boom The hard life and troubled times of the Dancing Baby
5 Jun 1998 Gear and Clothing in Las Vegas Gonzo journalism, '90s-style		29 May 1998 Is That Justice? Hollywood lawyers meet the real world, hilarity ensues		22 May 1998 Endsville Postponed What if Frank Sinatra had lived?		15 May 1998 Nothing Lasts Forever Mr. Seinfeld, he dead
8 May 1998 Overprofes-sionalism: Fear It A terrible affliction		24 Apr 1998 Springer Fever The Jerry Springer Show gets a makeover		17 Apr 1998 Dumbstruck 'Dumbing Down': The evidence		10 Apr 1998 Soundbite Autopsy The most challenging assignment of Kathy Ireland's career
3 Apr 1998 Smoke Out High times, low concept		27 Mar 1998 Me and My Shadow of Irony The Baffler Boys Hoax Harper's		20 Mar 1998 Vote Celebrity Hollywood-on-the-Potomac cashes in		6 Mar 1998 Friendship! The Complete and Unabridged Illustrated Encyclopedia of Friendship
27 Feb 1998 Insani-TV A cable channel for a mad, mad world		20 Feb 1998 New from the J. Suckerman Catalogue The Silver Screen Collection, Spring 1998		13 Feb 1998 Technicolor Yawn Primary Colors, shaded		6 Feb 1998 Enhance Your Communication Skills Why bother walking the walk when you can talk the talk?
30 Jan 1998 Bowled Over Suck reviews the ads of Super Bowl XXXII		23 Jan 1998 Vodka on Ice Robert Downey Jr.'s prison manifesto		9 Jan 1998 Bondage Tarantino and Scorcese plug Bond