| SPECIAL FEATURES 1997 |
| Jan - Dec 1997 | |
 19 Dec 1997 How To Buy Suck The best-case scenario |
 12 Dec 1997 Writers! Write what you know! |
 5 Dec 1997 Are You Getting Old? Watch for the tell-tale signs |
 21 Nov 1997 Skin-deep Thoughts Esquire speaks Christy Turlington's mind... |
 7 Nov 1997 The Suck School of Comic Art Terry did this all by himself! |
 31 Oct 1997 Devil in the Details What makes the merely dumb extremely dumb? |
 3 Oct 1997 The Suck School of Comedy How to be funny: we're serious |
 19 Sep 1997 Are You in a Meeting? How to tell. Suck goes to work |
 29 Aug 1997 Hacking Your Life Away The Suck guide to writing for online magazines |
 15 Aug 1997 Apple and Microsoft A fable |
 1 Aug 1997 Self-destruction Books Eat less, weigh more! |
 18 Jul 1997 Cult-O-Meter Are you in a cult, or just Canadian? |
 1 Apr 1997 Salmon |