DAILY ESSAYS

	Jun 2001
8 Jun 2001	Suck brings back the spirit of history's great vacationers
7 Jun 2001	Hit & Run 6.7.01 Eternal returns
6 Jun 2001	Filler 06.6.01 Nifty Alternatives To Dating!
4 Jun 2001	Tiny Little Penis 6.4.01 Too old for sex? Time for gardening!
1 Jun 2001	Henry Boltinoff: A Tribute Suck remembers the man who kept America focused
	May 2001
31 May 2001	Hit & Run 05.31.01 Learning from Jerry, burning for Pearl, spurning Britannica.com
30 May 2001	Filler 05.30.01 Dating and Other Catastrophes!
29 May 2001	Dear Tiny Little Penis Is he stringing you along?
27 May 2001	Indy 2000!
25 May 2001	He No Batter Little League Lunacy
24 May 2001	Hit & Run 05.24.01 Kaycee's second death, Kurtz's double diss, and Suck on the ropes
23 May 2001	Filler 05.23.01 Do You Believe in
22 May 2001	Nip and Tux A history of the stupidest outfit in history
21 May 2001	Tiny Little Penis 5.21.2001 Oh Yes, I'm The Great Pretender!
18 May 2001	Slowdown.com This week's movie of the week
17 May 2001	Hit & Run 05.17.01 From freeware to freework
16 May 2001	Filler 05.16.01 Simply Red China!
15 May 2001	The Suck Reader Poll Assert your averageness with these simple interactive questions!
14 May 2001	Dear Tiny Little Penis Is it time for your post-divorce self-examination?
11 May 2001	Becoming Digital Old Media takes a lesson
10 May 2001	Hit & Run 05.10.01 Mom, The Law, And Air Apple Pie
9 May 2001	Filler 05.9.01 Rock Hits Broadway, Hard!
8 May 2001	What If Week In Review All the news that might have happened
7 May 2001	A new advice column for a new century
4 May 2001	Hooked On Crank
3 May 2001	Hit & Run 05.3.01 Michael Tchong picks a fight with Suck, and more
2 May 2001	Filler 05.2.01 Happy Fillerversary! Five Filling Years!
1 May 2001	Secret History The awful truth about secret societies
	Apr 2001
30 Apr 2001	Hogan's Run Where's Crocodile Dundee's Oscar?
27 Apr 2001	Trouble, Right Here In River City How to make urban dystopias even worse
26 Apr 2001	Hit & Run 04.26.01 Jabbed, NABbed, and Blabbed
25 Apr 2001	Filler 04.25.01 Your Dysfunctional Friends and Neighbors!
24 Apr 2001	Jocko Homo Primates unite to save web content
23 Apr 2001	Guts and Glory Two fisted tales that should be ignored
20 Apr 2001	Mean Streets Who's the real bohemian here?
19 Apr 2001	Hit & Run 04.19.01 Bad teachers, bad nuns, bad animals, and bad monkeys
18 Apr 2001	Filler 04.18.01 Service With a Malevolent Smile!
17 Apr 2001	Survivor Guilt Australia: Enchanted land of Strudel and Lederhosen
16 Apr 2001	Conservation of What Matters Where did that $4 trillion go?
13 Apr 2001	Movie Review, 2038 Our Nation's new finest hour, on the big screen
12 Apr 2001	Hit & Run 04.12.01 The death of the web, continued: A brief history
11 Apr 2001	Filler 04.11.01 They're Playin' Basketball!
10 Apr 2001	The Inland Empire Strikes Back! LA's economy of schmear
9 Apr 2001	The Glamour Crisis Hey, that stuff only looks like chocolat!
6 Apr 2001	Scenes from the life of a Death Row Film Critic America's most honest reviewer's got nothing to lose
5 Apr 2001	Hit & Run 04.5.01 Babs battles on, campaign reform is a gas, UK footballers hit hard, fast and often
4 Apr 2001	Filler 04.4.01 Time for More Taxing Waxings!
3 Apr 2001	This Is Joe Franklin Reminding You To Buckle Up Hailing Taxis
2 Apr 2001	Baiting Whitey The crisis in our schools: One hysterical son's lament
	Mar 2001
30 Mar 2001	Cost Minus An internal report: Our new cost-saving program
29 Mar 2001	Hit & Run 03.29.01 The Day the Clown Died: Bozo gets canceled, viral pals Back the web, OS X marks the spot, and more
28 Mar 2001	Filler 03.28.01 Get Yourself a Virtual Professional!
27 Mar 2001	Ten Reasons Not To Go To the Movies Trailer tipoffs for mediocre movies
26 Mar 2001	Horse Sense The future of Rodeo America
23 Mar 2001	The Elvisification of Marshall Mathers or From Marshall to Jerry From Grammys to Grampa in short, easy steps.
22 Mar 2001	Hit & Run 03.22.01 Dotcoms still feeling woozy, pups pound Palestinians, we get ripped
21 Mar 2001	Filler 03.21.01 Friday, The Rabbit Saw Red!
20 Mar 2001	Suspension of Belief Beliefnet spreads the word of the Lords
19 Mar 2001	The Sky Is Falling Next, let's blame the financial reporters
16 Mar 2001	The Irish Curse Our treatment for a St. Patrick's Day thriller
15 Mar 2001	Hit & Run 03.15.01 Martin Lawrence gets digitized, Wham-O! gets funky, and the banner yet waves
14 Mar 2001	Filler 03.14.01 Tragic Flaws Of The Tragically Hip!
13 Mar 2001	I Dig Your Wig One actor's campaign to free us from our own heads
12 Mar 2001	Run For Your Life Beatles 4 Ever?
9 Mar 2001	Peace Dividends Making Colombia Safe for Campesinos?
8 Mar 2001	Hit & Run 03.8.01 Web geniuses are like buses, Brendan is like butter, we find a bride for the Peter Pan guy, and more
7 Mar 2001	Filler 03.7.01 Working in the Gene Pool!
6 Mar 2001	Video Toast Bully for TV critics
5 Mar 2001	Hat Dance Putting the 'lite' back in 'elite'
2 Mar 2001	More Things Change Suck Goes to India
1 Mar 2001	Hit & Run 03.1.01 Spies, Drug Lords, Trade Show Schnooks, and more
	Feb 2001
28 Feb 2001	Filler 02.28.01 Complex or Convex?
27 Feb 2001	First Drones of History We read celeblogs so you don't have to
26 Feb 2001	Taking The "R" Out of "Free" In Memorium, WWW
23 Feb 2001	Defending James Lipton An unctuous hack and an ungrateful nation
22 Feb 2001	Hit & Run 02.22.01 A real-life Barney Fife gets his man, Creationists catch the genome, Grammys go Native, and more
21 Feb 2001	Filler 02.21.01 Couples to Avoid IV!
20 Feb 2001	Fast, Cheap, and Mission-Controlled George W's suprising demobilization
16 Feb 2001	Tavern Turnover Peter Bagge tracks the evolution of Blue Collar Dives into Hipster Hangouts
15 Feb 2001	Hit & Run 02.15.01 The N Word just pops out, Naked News jobs pop up, McVeigh fouls out, and dateless wonders bounce back
14 Feb 2001	Filler 02.14.01 Women to Avoid IV!
13 Feb 2001	Lawn Jockeying The war against the suburbs enters a snooze-worthy new phase.
12 Feb 2001	Putting the Ass Back in Assassin Retarded sons of Oswald in a can't-do nation
9 Feb 2001	Something About Mary The Blessed Mother: Still fighting Commies after all these years
8 Feb 2001	Hit & Run 02.8.01 Shakespeare in turnaround, Chynese war on
7 Feb 2001	Filler 02.7.01 Men to Avoid IV!
6 Feb 2001	Vanity Unfair? Teaser: Xliberated
5 Feb 2001	Cable Degeneration Do you fit the suit?
2 Feb 2001	Suck presents ... Unsolicited A new magazine of, by, and for The People
1 Feb 2001	Hit & Run 02.1.01 Atheism, Advocates, Agony, and more
	Jan 2001
31 Jan 2001	Filler 01.31.01 Jesus Saves Coupons!
30 Jan 2001	Will Work For Love Gifts, Tips Laying on of hands and dodging of taxes, Hoosier-style
29 Jan 2001	WAP, Bam, No Thank You, Ma'am Fear of a wireless world
26 Jan 2001	All Aboard It takes a lot to laugh, but does it really take a train to cry?
25 Jan 2001	Hit & Run 01.25.01 Jandek off the charts, love children in da house, Englishmen in the grave, and more
24 Jan 2001	Filler 01.24.01 A survival guide for casualties of the dot-com war!
23 Jan 2001	No Cerveza, No Trabajo Are little girlymen taking over our armed forces?
22 Jan 2001	The Artless Bastards Who needs art when you've got artists?
19 Jan 2001	Saving Private Cheney How Five American soldiers crossed into enemy territory so one man wouldn't have to.
18 Jan 2001	Hit & Run 01.18.01 The imploding of the American mind
17 Jan 2001	Filler 01.17.01 Paper Or Plastic?
16 Jan 2001	Tomorrow's Superwriters Today Why authors are nobody's heroes
15 Jan 2001	Free At Last Suck is neither a fish nor a barrel, nor is it a smoking gun. Discuss.
12 Jan 2001	Tales From the Cache The Terrible Truth of Telecommuting!
11 Jan 2001	Hit & Run 01.11.01 The Hate Trick, or You Can Touch It With a Ten-Foot Pole
10 Jan 2001	Filler 01.10.01 Wedding Hell!
9 Jan 2001	Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves Why A Star keeps being reborn
8 Jan 2001	What Price Shame? Deliver us from celebrity weddings
5 Jan 2001	Transfer of Power Suck takes the reins of humor!
4 Jan 2001	Hit & Run 01.4.01 Mummers mumming, job applicants hunting and evil Santas shooting
3 Jan 2001	Filler 01.3.01 Your 2001 Horoscope!
2 Jan 2001	Utility Players Lights out from coast to coast

	Dec 2000
29 Dec 2000	Remembering 2000 Suck's wayback machine shows us a more innocent time
28 Dec 2000	They Saved Cheney's Heart A Fantastic Voyage into America's future!
27 Dec 2000	Filler 12.27.00 Sing Those Post-Holiday Blues!
26 Dec 2000	Dot-Condolences Heartfelt sympathy for a flatlining industry
25 Dec 2000	Xmas Marks the Spot Suck's Christmases past come back to haunt you
22 Dec 2000	Power Vacuum With the election over, an anxious nation asks, Now what will we
21 Dec 2000	Hit & Run 12.21.00 The bad news, the worse news, and the ugly news
20 Dec 2000	Filler 12.20.00 How The Yinch Stole Christmas!
19 Dec 2000	How Many Years Is That In Dogma Years? Five years of Dogme 95 is enough
18 Dec 2000	Marley's Boast Putting X back in Xmas
15 Dec 2000	Awesome Disclosures Behind the glimmering facade of City Confidential
14 Dec 2000	Hit & Run 12.14.00 Unpardonable offenses, reeking rumors and the Sucksters' clean keesters
13 Dec 2000	Filler 12.13.00 It's That Time Again! Time To Trudge Through the Mall, Moaning!
12 Dec 2000	The Ballot or the Box Office A pitch guaranteed to keep voters away in droves
11 Dec 2000	Blame Steven Hollywood has blood on its hands!
8 Dec 2000	The Catcher in the Wheat Once an eagle, always an eagle
7 Dec 2000	Hit & Run 12.7.00 New Yorker duped again, talking heads keep coming, and more
6 Dec 2000	Filler 12.6.00 Idealists, Hold Onto Your Hemp Hats!
5 Dec 2000	White Men Can't Joke Comedy: Is it good for the Jews?
4 Dec 2000	Toothless Carnivore's indigestion problem
1 Dec 2000	Unshakeable The long, fruitful death of comic books
	Nov 2000
30 Nov 2000	Hit & Run 11.30.00 Candidates fly the coup, boy geniuses look for love, domains get down, Denby dumbs up, and more
29 Nov 2000	Filler 11.29.00 There You Are. Talking Like It's the End of the World.
28 Nov 2000	Long Live Rock The classics refuse to die
27 Nov 2000	Geekquake, or, I Hear America Whining Usenet: The end is only the beginning
23 Nov 2000	Turkey Day Tidings Thanksgiving E-cards you wouldn't send to your worst enemies
22 Nov 2000	Filler 11.22.00 Spam Is Good Food!
21 Nov 2000	Chad and Jeremiad Gush, Bore and your own two eyes: Don't believe any of them
20 Nov 2000	The Family Business is Business Find the second generation role model that's right for you!
17 Nov 2000	There She Is: The Most Resented Woman In America Peter Bagge defends the honor of our most maligned institution
16 Nov 2000	Hit & Run 11.16.00 Saturday Night Undead, It's Pat!, Vanity of vanities, and more
15 Nov 2000	Filler 11.15.00 Is Polly Actually a Man?
14 Nov 2000	Almost Ramis A generation comes home
13 Nov 2000	Ballot Designs Rejected by the Palm Beach County Election Committee Vote early and often!
10 Nov 2000	American Revolution 2000 Disgruntled patriots vote with their fists
9 Nov 2000	Hit & Run 11.9.00 George W. Booze, rich Senators, and dead Senators
8 Nov 2000	Filler 11.8.00 Which Creep Won?
7 Nov 2000	I Am Third The direct threat to our arsenal of democracy
6 Nov 2000	The Desperate Hours Last-minute endorsements from B-list celebrities
3 Nov 2000	The Basket Case The short, happy life of the Longaberger empire
2 Nov 2000	Hit & Run 11.2.00 The poop on PS2, animal rights, Joe's dong, and more
1 Nov 2000	Filler 11.1.00 The Truth Shall Make You Flee!
	Oct 2000
31 Oct 2000	This Magick Moment Saying Boo to Aleister Crowley
30 Oct 2000	Them Against Fire Who you calling a chicken?
27 Oct 2000	Final End III The Third Final End
26 Oct 2000	Hit & Run 10.26.00 Real-life Ghostbusters, Porn on AOL, Lackeys DOA, and more
25 Oct 2000	Filler 10.25.00 Stands with a fist full of cash!
24 Oct 2000	The Pretender Still pimping the President after all these years
23 Oct 2000	Public Service Announcement 2000 Eminem's Gate
20 Oct 2000	The Outsiders Made guys come in from the cold
19 Oct 2000	Hit & Run 10.19.00 USS Cole bombing solved, Big Apple bombed,
18 Oct 2000	Filler 10.18.00 Old Age Is Like a Circus, With Heart-Stopping Thrills & Hot, Salty Nuts!
17 Oct 2000	Who's Buried in Joseph's Tomb? Play by play in the latest battle of the Semites
16 Oct 2000	They Make Your Feet Feel Fine Boneheads in Paradise
13 Oct 2000	Standing Oration A last word on farewell concerts
12 Oct 2000	Hit & Run 10.12.00 Going off-Linux, new Insights, and more
11 Oct 2000	Filler 10.11.00 Waltzing Matilda!
10 Oct 2000	But Is It Cow? Art of the bovine ilk
9 Oct 2000	Equal Pay for Equal Work Women are more than just gloupies!
6 Oct 2000	The Whys of Tammy Faye The Age of Innocents
5 Oct 2000	Hit & Run 10.5.00 Going off-Linux, new Insights, and more
4 Oct 2000	Filler 10.4.00 Laff Olympics!
3 Oct 2000	Rock 'n' Roll Middle School How Rock Criticism Became White
2 Oct 2000	George Washington Lost Here The virtue of Necessity
	Sep 2000
29 Sep 2000	The Suck School of Comic Art: Graduate Course How to draw even funnier
28 Sep 2000	Hit & Run 9.28.00 Cops on the DL, TiVo in the house, the Times on the lookout, and more
27 Sep 2000	Filler 09.27.00 The Most Unanswerable Question You've Answered A Million Times!
26 Sep 2000	The Importance of Being Average Go-o-o-o Eagles!
25 Sep 2000	Caddyshack Culture The green cradle of contemporary America.
22 Sep 2000	Blah Blah Blah Reflections on the 2000 Democratic National Convention, by P. Bagge
21 Sep 2000	Hit and Run 09.21.00 Saddam speaks, Hollywood's finest go into exile, critics criticize, and eBay says YES! to Suck.
20 Sep 2000	Filler 09.20.00 I'm a Joker, I'm a Smoker, I'm a Provoker!
19 Sep 2000	All About the Benjamins Projecting the Arcades
18 Sep 2000	Summer of Samaranch Goose-stepping into the Millennium Games
15 Sep 2000	Egos a Go-go Peter Bagge explores the Reform Party
14 Sep 2000	Hit & Run 9.14.00 "In the beginning was the word, and the..."
13 Sep 2000	Filler 09.13.00 Motorcycling Leads to Recycling!
12 Sep 2000	The Colossus of Ceylon, Minnesota The hidden genius of a man called Walt
11 Sep 2000	Team-agers Hollywood pulls together for a rebuilding season
8 Sep 2000	Downtime by Law It's the lawyers' world; we just live in it
7 Sep 2000	Hit & Run 9.7.00 The Single-Daughter Theory: A Suck special report
6 Sep 2000	Filler 09.06.00 Analyze This, Jerkball!
5 Sep 2000	Kiss My Grits Chewing on the most important meal of the day
1 Sep 2000	Chickenhawk Down Dick Cheney is a pussy
	Aug 2000
31 Aug 2000	Hit & Run 8.31.00 "For a medium jointly ruled by one-click shopping..."
30 Aug 2000	Filler 08.30.00 How Crazy Are You?
29 Aug 2000	Time Out! Two a day, the American way
28 Aug 2000	Suck's Wooden Anniversary Some inflated statistics about our first five-year plan
25 Aug 2000	I (Heart) The Blob! Peter Bagge closes the book on the EMP
24 Aug 2000	Hit & Run CCXLI Back that Thang Up! Al Gore III Busted, The Season's Hottest Baby Names and/or Magazine Titles, and More!
23 Aug 2000	Filler 08.23.00 The Finks You Do For Love!
22 Aug 2000	Maximum Bob The man from Hope
21 Aug 2000	I've Been a Shriner for a Heart of Gold Under the Fez: a special report
18 Aug 2000	The American Century 2.0 Dreams deferred
17 Aug 2000	Hit & Run CCXL X-Games! From Down Syndrome to Street Luge in 20 seconds
16 Aug 2000	Filler 08.16.00 Go For Credit In The Third World!
15 Aug 2000	Whee! The People You can't live on amusement
14 Aug 2000	Muggling Through The Bloom is off the rose, and why
11 Aug 2000	The Code War Software by other means...
10 Aug 2000	Hit & Run CCXXXIX Return of the Vacuum Tube: Suck Breaks One-Week Silence on RNC, Macaulay Culkin, and More!
9 Aug 2000	Filler 08.09.00 Catch An Exboyfriend By The Toe!
8 Aug 2000	The JAGged Edge Network TV says 'Anchors Aweigh!'
7 Aug 2000	The American In Me A lone Yankee adjective brings back the pride
4 Aug 2000	Metaphoria History, atrocity and superheroes
3 Aug 2000	Hit & Run CCXXXVIII Petulant prolixity, good dogs, illegal downloads, revisited riots, and more
2 Aug 2000	Filler 08.02.00 Happiness, Where Are You?
1 Aug 2000	Reality Bites Who's really to blame for reality TV?
	Jul 2000
31 Jul 2000	Before the Body's Cold The long, unhappy life of Mozilla
28 Jul 2000	Puff Justice The Trial of the Century (Remix Version)
27 Jul 2000	Hit & Run CCXXXVII "Martin Lawrence spent part of last summer in..."
26 Jul 2000	Filler 07.26.00 Question Those Who Tell You To Question Authority!
25 Jul 2000	Lipstick Traces Two views of Bill Clinton
24 Jul 2000	All the Summer's A Stage First, let's kill all the actors
21 Jul 2000	Indy 2000! Part 2 Peter Bagge puts the pedal to the metal in Hoosierville
20 Jul 2000	Indy 2000!
19 Jul 2000	Filler 07.19.00 Date My Friend Steve Already!
18 Jul 2000	The Hardship of Accounting Bounced checks and balances
17 Jul 2000	Don't razz the Prez Based on a True Story
14 Jul 2000	Abridge Too Far The art of capsule writing
13 Jul 2000	Hit & Run CCXXXVI Immortality postponed, Founding Fathers dissed, real estate follies, and more
12 Jul 2000	Filler 07.12.00 Had Any Good Ideas Lately?
11 Jul 2000	Prank and File Napsterites forge new works of art
10 Jul 2000	Kleptology Napster rides the rap; eBay launders the bucks
7 Jul 2000	Steve Case, Superstar The making of a mogul
6 Jul 2000	Hit & Run CCXXXV Walter's mission, Williams's d'Ascoynes, Gates's gate, and more
5 Jul 2000	Filler 07.05.00 The Lemming Condition!
4 Jul 2000	A Peace of Picasso for Everyone No pointillism, no peace
3 Jul 2000	The Third of July Sports, guns, bells, bonfires and illuminations
	Jun 2000
30 Jun 2000	Pass the Mustard, Please, Sister Sunshine Daisy-Hat An American Family under the rainbow
29 Jun 2000	Hit & Run CCXXXIV Naughton on crime, street people on the genome, Suck on football, and more
28 Jun 2000	Filler 06.28.00 Time For More Frictionary!
27 Jun 2000	News Hole Laugh your hands off with suckup D.C. reporters
26 Jun 2000	Loaf vs. Boss The continuing story of an American Giant
23 Jun 2000	Steve Case, Superstar The making of a mogul
22 Jun 2000	Hit & Run CCXXXIII Extreme video, Suck chickens out, and big body counts
21 Jun 2000	Filler 06.21.00 Stranded On An Island?
20 Jun 2000	Bring Out Yer Dead The decline of the thug obituary
19 Jun 2000	Java Been The decaffeinated return of the cross-platform miracle
16 Jun 2000	Golf War Syndrome America's weakest links
15 Jun 2000	Hit & Run CCXXXII Airlinez in Orbit, DNA dealerships, Super Mario Warriors, and more
14 Jun 2000	Filler 06.14.00 We Were Born, Born In The '70s!
13 Jun 2000	The Friends of Eddie Murphy A Film Giant smiles on his saplings
12 Jun 2000	Farewell My Lovely The soft-boiled story of APB News
9 Jun 2000	Puff Justice The Trial of the Century (Remix Version)
8 Jun 2000	Hit & Run CCXXXI Amazon's Ms. Big speaks to Suck, Elvis's cook enters into Heaven, Dungeonmasters go open kimono, and more
7 Jun 2000	Filler 06.07.00 Chemistry 101: How To Get That Manic Panic You Love!
6 Jun 2000	Last Man Standing The tragic fall of stand-up comedy
5 Jun 2000	Cancer schmancer, as long as you've got your health Insuring against the sickness unto death
2 Jun 2000	Game Theory Suck surveys indy board games
1 Jun 2000	Hit & Run CCXXX We're ready for our closeups
	May 2000
31 May 2000	Filler 05.31.00 Ding-Dong, Freud Was Wrong!
30 May 2000	Crem Brulée Matthew Barney penilizes the art world
29 May 2000	Memorial Day Blowout Veteran content from Suck
26 May 2000	Friendship! The Complete and Unabridged Illustrated Encyclopedia of Friendship
25 May 2000	Hit & Run CCXXIX Mugs, thugs and plugs
24 May 2000	Filler 05.24.00 Kids Today Are Pissed Off!
23 May 2000	Stealth Food We put the 'error' in Terror Bombing!
22 May 2000	The Rape of the Log Charles Darwin and the old in-out
19 May 2000	Terry Colon's European Vacation Suck's continental man steps out from behind the easel
18 May 2000	Hit & Run CCXXVIII Papal bull, gun-toting moms, evil coaches, stupid fact checkers, and more!
17 May 2000	Filler 05.17.00 Grouching Towards Bethlehem!
16 May 2000	Pirate Flags Intellectual property in the land of neither
15 May 2000	Fatherhood: The New Motherhood Dad gets in touch with his outer child
12 May 2000	On Wall Street: Casual Do's, Casual Don't's Heard on the street this spring? Throw out that suit without looking like a blue-collar slob!
11 May 2000	Hit & Run CCXXVII Black chicks do Hollywood, the UN does nothing, our Love Bug report, and a South-of-the-Border greeting
10 May 2000	Filler 05.10.00 The Insufferable Mr. Snipley!
9 May 2000	Colombia House Several drug warriors in search of a shooting war
8 May 2000	Dead Spots Advertisers say the Grim Reaper is dead sexy!
5 May 2000	The Second Coming of Alan Keyes Peter Bagge follows the quixotic Presidential campaign of America's would-be moral savior!
4 May 2000	Hit & Run CCXXVI Jesus lives, Hercules dies, hacktors strike, and more
3 May 2000	Filler 05.03.00 Happy Fillerversary!
2 May 2000	Decline and Fall "Semper ubi sub ubi scrawled onto a desk..."
1 May 2000	Generation Hex Slackers finally get what they deserve
	Apr 2000
28 Apr 2000	Super Sounds of the Seventies Sucking in that low, dishonest decade with right wing funsters!
27 Apr 2000	Hit & Run CCXXV Travolta signs on the dotted line, Lars Ulrich gets paid, Lucianne Goldberg wipes Suck.com off her shoe
26 Apr 2000	Filler 04.26.00 Investors Flee!
25 Apr 2000	Kids Are People Too Critics pan Elián
24 Apr 2000	Where Is Thy Sting? Resurrecting the Easter pageant
21 Apr 2000	Beautiful People Bailout Entertainment industry salvation or celebrity welfare? You decide
20 Apr 2000	Hit & Run CCXXIV Burst bubbles, movie news, web studs, and crazy Iranians
19 Apr 2000	Filler 04.19.00 Karma Chameleon!
18 Apr 2000	She Will Always Love Us A little respect for a sister, please!
17 Apr 2000	It's the Economy, Stupid! Massacre and one-downmanship in Uganda
14 Apr 2000	Obytuaries Lukewarm sendoffs for the dearly beliked
13 Apr 2000	Hit & Run CCXXIII "Alexander Pay n e , t h e..."
12 Apr 2000	Filler 04.12.00 Tax Time!
11 Apr 2000	Call Western Union The triumphant return of the Message Movie
10 Apr 2000	Skin Cancer Cosmetic surgery for your digits
7 Apr 2000	Telling Baby "No" A Suck corporate instructional video
6 Apr 2000	Hit & Run CCXXII Near death, near comedy, and near misses
5 Apr 2000	Filler 04.05.00 Growing Pains!
4 Apr 2000	Intention Deficit Disorder Those damn kids just won't get hooked on drugs
3 Apr 2000	Stupid Grandson Theory What have the Kennedys done for us lately?
	Mar 2000
31 Mar 2000	The Hinckle File A one-eyed man in the kingdom of way-old journalism
30 Mar 2000	Hit & Run CCXXI Ass jokes, dick jokes, and Uranus
29 Mar 2000	Filler 03.29.00 Bad Head!
28 Mar 2000	Corrections for the Rest of Us Make your feelings clear the Suck way
27 Mar 2000	Rough Trade R U N2 B2B?
24 Mar 2000	Project Zapster The sleeping giant wakes up and hits the warpath
23 Mar 2000	Hit & Run CCXX Celebrity meat, feckless Rap, and more
22 Mar 2000	Filler 03.22.00 Dies Irae!
21 Mar 2000	Use and Abuse Usability is in the eye of the beholder
20 Mar 2000	The Jawbone of a Scare Quote You call it corn, we call it 'maize'
17 Mar 2000	Code This Book Suck's writing engine rocks the bestseller list
16 Mar 2000	Hit & Run CCXIX Jet setter falls, Dole shills, vendors get Ralled, and the pope gets rolled
15 Mar 2000	Filler 03.15.00 Dearly E-Loved!
14 Mar 2000	Feel-Bad TV David Letterman's late-night psychodrama goes on
13 Mar 2000	Oxygen Tent Sisters are doin' it for themselves
10 Mar 2000	RU4ME or 8GNSTME? Pounding license plates
9 Mar 2000	Hit & Run CCXVIII Elephant poop, libertarian scoop, Southerners duped, and the Meathead's endless loop
8 Mar 2000	Filler 03.08.00 Who Wants To Marry A Self-Involved Tyrant?
7 Mar 2000	Lemon Squeezers Today's top self-promoters find the silver lining
6 Mar 2000	Don't Tell, Don't Tell "Army had no shorta g e o f..."
3 Mar 2000	Bush Bounces Back Suck's bail-out of George W.'s hapless campaign
2 Mar 2000	Hit & Run CCXVII "Grapevin e , C B S ' s..."
1 Mar 2000	Filler 03.01.00 Even More Couples To Avoid!
	Feb 2000
29 Feb 2000	A Tale of Two Cities The Way-New Urbanism isn't just for SAPs anymore!
28 Feb 2000	White Men in Hammerstein Ballroom Disinfo.con honors 4-F veterans of the culture wars
25 Feb 2000	70,000 Sucksters Can't Be Wrong Suck sets out to make the world a better place for television
24 Feb 2000	Hit & Run CCXVI "Republican primary in which m o s t..."
23 Feb 2000	Filler 02.23.00 Even More Women To Avoid!
22 Feb 2000	Deadside Manner Dr. Swango awaits cult status
21 Feb 2000	New to You! Better living through reruns
18 Feb 2000	So Where Are the Little Girl's Underpants? Suck's foreign correspondent writes home from the City of Lights
17 Feb 2000	Hit & Run CCXV Spoof artist talks, Windows 2000 balks, Web lovebird walks
16 Feb 2000	Filler 02.16.00 Even More Men To Avoid!
15 Feb 2000	IP, Freely A chilling vision of the Web's nightmarish future
14 Feb 2000	There's No 'X' in Team! Vince McMahon's pigskin follies
11 Feb 2000	Valentine's Day Massacre Express your mixed feelings the electronic way!
10 Feb 2000	Hit & Run CCXIV Rants, raves, and 'funny' headlines
9 Feb 2000	Filler 02.09.00 Seemingly Endless Love!
8 Feb 2000	Revolting The taxing logic of fiscal revolution
7 Feb 2000	Addled Brains Renata Adler's fossilized fuel
4 Feb 2000	A Letter from the Editorial Director Let the common people Suck
3 Feb 2000	Hit & Run CCXIII Toilet reading goes down the drain, Superbowl goes kerblooey, and more
2 Feb 2000	Filler 02.02.00 Squander.com!
1 Feb 2000	Addled Brains Renata Adler's fossilized fuel
	Jan 2000
31 Jan 2000	Blowing Smoke With all this medium, where is the message?
28 Jan 2000	Man on the Floor A Suck Insider Special Report
27 Jan 2000	Hit & Run CCXII Cat juggling, Barbra boxing, death defying, and more
26 Jan 2000	Filler 01.26.00 Frictionary!
25 Jan 2000	Stultimatum Claiming credit for the Big Nothing
24 Jan 2000	Out of Luck A tale of two gay business plans
21 Jan 2000	Faux Film Festival These knockoff are knockouts!
20 Jan 2000	Hit & Run CCXI Artificial life forms, past-their-prime musical geniuses, and Garth Brooks
19 Jan 2000	Filler 01.19.00 So You Can Jest Medicine!
18 Jan 2000	From the Mouths of Babes "Unlike the rest of the maj o r..."
17 Jan 2000	Messenger Service Honor among thieves in a brave new world
14 Jan 2000	Vending Machine Shakedown Coin-ops for the New Economy
13 Jan 2000	Hit & Run CCX "Jerry Levin wound up on to p ,..."
12 Jan 2000	Filler 01.12.00 Newsflash: You Are Irrelevant!
11 Jan 2000	The Rabbit in Winter Hef comes back with a bang
10 Jan 2000	Valerie Harper's Index TV's Rhoda: Just the facts
7 Jan 2000	Infomercial 'Oscars!' The Glitz! The Glamour! The $19.95 Gizmos!
6 Jan 2000	Hit & Run CCIX Kenny's G spot, France falling, and hate mail we like
5 Jan 2000	Filler 01.05.00 Deadline Can Dance!
4 Jan 2000	Live and Let Die Michael Apted's answer to the question of life: 42
3 Jan 2000	Shill Life A brief history of cross-promotion

	Dec 1999
31 Dec 1999	The Suck 1000 Hip new daily comic strips
30 Dec 1999	The Suck 1000 Our modern tarot reading
29 Dec 1999	Filler 12.29.99 Put Your Best Footnote Forward!
28 Dec 1999	The New Biography Put your best footnote forward
27 Dec 1999	The New Biography Put your best footnote forward
24 Dec 1999	New to You! Better living through reruns
23 Dec 1999	Hit & Run CCVIII Laugh until you cough with Brown & Williamson, sing along with the Cartwrights, and more
22 Dec 1999	Filler 12.22.99 Holiday Sneer!
21 Dec 1999	Toy Story Why all the hubbub at gift-getting season?
20 Dec 1999	Toons of Glory New Yorker cartoons we hope to see
17 Dec 1999	Santa Feared Sleighn! A Suck Insider Special Report
16 Dec 1999	Hit & Run CCVII Christmas jeers, retch-a-sketch, and digital division
15 Dec 1999	Filler 12.15.99 Fake Mail Controversy!
14 Dec 1999	Gimme Gimme Gimme California's Free Lunch banking plan
13 Dec 1999	Suckdot Porn for Nerds. Stuff that Splatters
10 Dec 1999	Green Christmas Season's e-Greetings from Suck.com
9 Dec 1999	Hit & Run CCVI
8 Dec 1999	Filler 12.08.99 Beware The Angry Little Squirrel!
7 Dec 1999	Battle Fatigue Toe to toe with the WTO
6 Dec 1999	Norman Conquest We always feel like somebody's watchin' Rockwell
3 Dec 1999	Most Excellent Rumors Legends of Suck: A Primer
2 Dec 1999	Hit & Run CCV The Great Web Whitewash, mall TV, Mother Love's crash diet, and more
1 Dec 1999	Filler 12.01.99 Message In A Bottle!
	Nov 1999
30 Nov 1999	Psychiatric Help, 5 Cents Why, Charles Schulz, Why?
29 Nov 1999	Nam de Plume Rewriting the Vietnam war, in crayon
24 Nov 1999	Filler 11.24.99 A Dr. Seuss Thanksgiving!
23 Nov 1999	Holy Roll 'True' believers in holy hot water
22 Nov 1999	Tuning Out Radio killed the radio star
19 Nov 1999	Fourth Suckiversary You won't toast us, so we'll toast ourselves
18 Nov 1999	Hit & Run CCIV The Great Unread, Oski's accessories, game show madness, and Comdex doldrums
17 Nov 1999	Filler 11.17.99 Manage That Anger!
16 Nov 1999	Redmond Blues "Jackson finds that his compan y ' s..."
15 Nov 1999	New to You! Better living through reruns
12 Nov 1999	ADVERTISING IN OUR SCHOOLS A Suck Insider Special Report
11 Nov 1999	Hit & Run CCIII Cheaters never prosper, Shatner never dies, and Sweetness never stops winning
10 Nov 1999	Filler 11.10.99 L As In Loser!
9 Nov 1999	Sinners in the Hands of a Fickle Market Five loaves, two fishes, and four tickets please
8 Nov 1999	Children of the Corn Coming soon to a theater near you: Are Midwesterners dangerous rubes or just plain old rubes?
5 Nov 1999	The New Biography Put your best footnote forward
4 Nov 1999	Hit & Run CCII Religious strife, dateless wonders, dirty dogs, and more
3 Nov 1999	Filler 11.03.99 Dysfunctional Family Functions!
2 Nov 1999	Tip of the Eisenberg The new model in Kid Power
1 Nov 1999	Self Sacrifice Our thousand-year identity crisis
	Oct 1999
29 Oct 1999	History Is Bunco What-if scenarios for the Whatever society
28 Oct 1999	Hit & Run CCI Media shmedia, we're here for our shareholders!
27 Oct 1999	Filler 10.27.99 Mr. Flinchy FAQ!
26 Oct 1999	Microsoft Words 1.0 Debugging the dictionary wars
25 Oct 1999	Pimptuition A conversation with the last of the middlemen
22 Oct 1999	History Is Bunco What-if scenarios for the Whatever society
21 Oct 1999	Hit & Run CC Raving chess masters, soft-money hardbodies, and Potter rotters
20 Oct 1999	Filler 10.20.99 Cellular Breakdown!
19 Oct 1999	Long Live the King We are all Jerry's Kids
18 Oct 1999	Manhattan Project Digging up the subway series
15 Oct 1999	Shamesploitation What's so good about feeling bad?
14 Oct 1999	Hit & Run CXCIX What's up? Who's down? Why worry?
13 Oct 1999	Filler 10.13.99 Hey Recent Graduates!
12 Oct 1999	Good Grief HeartMend asks, 'Death, where is thy sting?'
11 Oct 1999	Dr. Know The decline of our general interest
8 Oct 1999	Break the Mold! Ending typecasting as we know it
7 Oct 1999	Hit & Run CXCVIII Kids 'n' kredit, priceless Jewell, and dog slobber
6 Oct 1999	Filler 10.06.99 Team Crack!
5 Oct 1999	Steve-olution "America's moral decay pro b l e m..."
4 Oct 1999	Caveat Expert Publish or, uh, publish
1 Oct 1999	None-Hit Wonder Empty-handed with MP3
	Sep 1999
30 Sep 1999	Hit & Run CXCVII Hip-hop rocks, Paytrust paydirt, and more
29 Sep 1999	Filler 09.29.99 Pop Psychology!
28 Sep 1999	Get Yer Ya-Yas Out "Leader Trent Lott knows at lea s t..."
27 Sep 1999	La Cage Match Aux Folles Straight men fight for their right to be fabulous
24 Sep 1999	Yankee Doodles Jingling all the way to the White House
23 Sep 1999	Hit & Run CXCVI Purdy goes ironic, we stick up for Jerry, and life is a movie
22 Sep 1999	Filler 09.22.99 Drink For Fun, Profit!
21 Sep 1999	IPO'd A Cinderella story with a Grimm ending
20 Sep 1999	Kid Schlock Today's youth: Still headed for trouble
17 Sep 1999	Land Yacht Fiesta! Ford's new SUV packs on the pounds - and automotive chubby-chasers rejoice!
16 Sep 1999	Hit & Run CXCV "Film Board's meg a - h i t..."
15 Sep 1999	Filler 09.15.99 You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers!
14 Sep 1999	Reverso Converso Mistaken identity politics
13 Sep 1999	The Announcement A Confession
10 Sep 1999	A Day at the Races "Preakness Stakes day 15 May, f a n..."
9 Sep 1999	Hit & Run CXCIV "Philadelphia, the de f a c t o..."
8 Sep 1999	Filler 09.08.99 The Bossman Cometh!
7 Sep 1999	It's in the Bag Have bike-messenger gear, will exercise stock options
6 Sep 1999	Labor Pain Suck's map of the Labor Movement
3 Sep 1999	New to You! Better living through reruns
2 Sep 1999	Summer Reading Break the spine of the Suck Book Club!
1 Sep 1999	Filler 09.01.99 Filler's Complete Guide To Complete Guides!
	Aug 1999
31 Aug 1999	The Medium is the Masseuse Suck glad-hands its content-providing colleagues
30 Aug 1999	New to You! Better living through reruns
27 Aug 1999	Fourth Suckiversary You won't toast us, so we'll toast ourselves
26 Aug 1999	Hit & Run CXCIII Blair Witch backlash, hamster spikes, Brady bull, and more
25 Aug 1999	Filler 08.25.99 Writerspeak!
24 Aug 1999	Are We Not Men? Devolving the proper school curriculum
23 Aug 1999	Tommy Davidson Has Left the Building "The Man Show, we har d l y..."
20 Aug 1999	Out of Eden Linux passes the Finnish line
19 Aug 1999	Hit & Run CXCII Indian Wars, Useless Aid, Lost Mail, and Killer Tomatoes
18 Aug 1999	Filler 08.18.99 Indier Than Thou!
17 Aug 1999	No Vacancy Going on Holiday in the Land of Truth and Liberty
16 Aug 1999	I Got a Friend in Jesus Identifying Christians
13 Aug 1999	Austin Powers: The Spy Who Sautéed Me Further employment opportunities for supervillains
12 Aug 1999	Hit & Run CXCI Exhuming the Exonicle, reviving Nixon, restraining Dave Matthews fans
11 Aug 1999	Filler 08.11.99 The Family Tools!
10 Aug 1999	Presidential Head Trips And an inner child shall lead us
9 Aug 1999	Sex on the Fritz Venus and Adonis give each other hand jobs
6 Aug 1999	Trade Rage Pulling the trigger, executing trades, battling the Ax, and other Nasdaq atrocities
5 Aug 1999	Hit & Run CXC "As the subtext of Mar k O ."
4 Aug 1999	Filler 08.04.99 The Joy Of Eavesdropping!
3 Aug 1999	Hooked on Bacchus Be sure to tape my orgiastic frenzy from this angle
2 Aug 1999	Laying Off the Source The Nature assumption falls flat
	Jul 1999
30 Jul 1999	Bauble Economy You'll like the way you look in your eBay suit. I guarantee it
29 Jul 1999	Hit & Run CLXXXIX Woodstock burns, Hooters bounces, AOL salutes
28 Jul 1999	Filler 07.28.99 The E-Venture Adventure!
27 Jul 1999	This Shouldn't Happen to a Dog Is the new puppy love worth its weight in Scooby snacks?
26 Jul 1999	Ink Blot "American comic books righ t n o w..."
23 Jul 1999	Escape from New York Hillary and Rudy's Empire State squabble
22 Jul 1999	Hit & Run CLXXXVIII John-John in the drink, New Kids in the house, black and white on the desktop, and more
21 Jul 1999	Filler 07.21.99 Bad Reasons To Have Kids!
20 Jul 1999	Surprise Ending Eschatology now
19 Jul 1999	Know Your Options Suck's quiz for uncertain shareholders
16 Jul 1999	Song of Myself The new age of custom songwriting
15 Jul 1999	Hit & Run CLXXXVII A comedy how-to, an Oprah zine, a tough ticket, a stoned spider, and a cheap education
14 Jul 1999	Filler 07.14.99 More Pearls From The Swine!
13 Jul 1999	Wanking Towards Bethlehem How can we protect the children?
12 Jul 1999	Someone should tell the czar General Barry McCaffrey's sitcom-ready high jinks
9 Jul 1999	New Adventures in Critterdom Aibo's litter of technopets
8 Jul 1999	Hit & Run CLXXXVI Doggie Lojack, lethal flags, harsh realms, and other bad ideas
7 Jul 1999	Filler 07.07.99 Die Yuppie Scum!
6 Jul 1999	After the Gold Rush Let's hear it for the Internet Thousandaires
5 Jul 1999	Scaling Mount Rushmore
2 Jul 1999	How To Judge A Man By His CD Collection A Modern Woman's Guide to Dating in the Digital Age
1 Jul 1999	Hit & Run CLXXXV Internet delusions, talking pets, killer tuna, plastic army men and other fakes in the news
	Jun 1999
30 Jun 1999	Filler 06.30.99 Losing My Religion!
29 Jun 1999	Host with the Most It takes an Olympic village
28 Jun 1999	Wait a Minute, Mr. Postgay Man Celebrating Gay Pride with a little old-fashioned shame
25 Jun 1999	Sudden Death Benefit We cut the NBA down to size
24 Jun 1999	Hit & Run CLXXXIV All bad news, all the time
23 Jun 1999	Filler 06.23.99 Time For More Reader Mail!
22 Jun 1999	Dateline: Fashion Front '99 Beyond the velvet ropes, the hues made a cry!
21 Jun 1999	Canned Heat Don't let 'em take away the laughter
18 Jun 1999	Ten Years After: OJ Simpson, 2004 A futuristic, Juiceriffic anniversary!
17 Jun 1999	Hit & Run CLXXXIII The Dead speak to Suck, journalism is dead on the Web, Ron Rosenbaum kills poseurs dead
16 Jun 1999	Filler 06.16.99 Indie Jones!
15 Jun 1999	Garbage in, Garbage in Sometimes a dumpster is only a dumpster
14 Jun 1999	Big Hand on One Swatch's new flick of the wrist
11 Jun 1999	Stop Making Census The real Y2K problem
10 Jun 1999	Hit & Run CLXXXII More violent reactions, more Net news, more millions made, more shameless shills
9 Jun 1999	Filler 06.09.99 The Woman Issue!
8 Jun 1999	Tall Dollars Today Fuck you money, fuck me money, fuck everybody money
7 Jun 1999	Eye on the Ball Trying to stay awake with major league baseball
4 Jun 1999	Suck Goes to War! One of our own joins up!
3 Jun 1999	Hit & Run CLXXXI Killer webmasters, killer campaigns, killer music, and killer bees
2 Jun 1999	Filler 06.02.99 How Cynicism Happens!
1 Jun 1999	Guns and Butter Overtaxing our all-purpose armed forces
	May 1999
31 May 1999	What'll You Have? Draining the vein of Pabst Blue Ribbon
28 May 1999	All the World's a Rave We cash in on Shakespeare chic
27 May 1999	Hit & Run CLXXX Off-road proms, unpopular aliens, unbowed activists, and outlaw cops
26 May 1999	Filler 05.26.99 Negativity Unlimited!
25 May 1999	Positively Fourth Rate We'd rather see Dylanologists paralyzed
24 May 1999	I'm Sorry You're Such an Asshole All hail Mother Love!
21 May 1999	Ad It Up! Does that banner yet wave?
20 May 1999	Hit & Run CLXXIX Off-road proms, unpopular aliens, unbowed activists, and outlaw cops
19 May 1999	Filler 05.19.99 21st-Century Nightmares!
18 May 1999	It Takes a Village of the Damned Protecting our sick, violent, depraved children
17 May 1999	Strip Search Fighting for the Soul of Citizen Dog
14 May 1999	Menace II Society Stop the schmendrick cleansing!
13 May 1999	Hit & Run CLXXVIII Kurt Andersen plugged, X-ray glasses on your mug, AOLTV is the drug
12 May 1999	Filler 05.12.99 Meet The Mental Health Puppet Masters!
11 May 1999	Strictly for My Wigguz No Fear of a White Rapper
10 May 1999	End of Regulation US rolls back the Hockey Invasion
7 May 1999	Ratings Sweeper Jack Valenti's wide-eyed wackiness
6 May 1999	Hit & Run CLXXVII Teen wars, spiked coffee, targeting Rosie, and well-hung Webmasters
5 May 1999	Filler 05.05.99 Happy Fillerversary!
4 May 1999	Tail of the Tape ReplayTV's late arrival
3 May 1999	Slow Budget The New, New, New Hollywood learns to stop on a dime
	Apr 1999
30 Apr 1999	Posse Prospects Leo's hunt for a new Magic Man
29 Apr 1999	Hit & Run CLXXVI "Maybe Netizens hav e s o m e..."
28 Apr 1999	Filler 04.28.99 The Long-Lost Acquainance: Why?
27 Apr 1999	Likely Story Can the Salon IPO crown content king again?
26 Apr 1999	Dr. Death, Attorney at Law Kevorkian, Mumia, Manson, and other foolish clients
23 Apr 1999	Bit Rot A requiem for Nicholas Negroponte
22 Apr 1999	Hit & Run CLXXV High school tragedy, TV-Free America, and Dilbert's lawyers
21 Apr 1999	Filler 04.21.99 Inquiring Minds!
20 Apr 1999	Operation Distant Thunder If you have to actually wage war, have you already lost it?
19 Apr 1999	Single Bullet-Point Theory Reading Timothy McVeigh's mail. Again
16 Apr 1999	Outside the Actor's Studio The death of celebrity at the Bravo Network
15 Apr 1999	Hit & Run CLXXIV Larry Ellison's elaborate practical joke, Johnny Hart's crabbed fundamentalism, and Suck's Enemies List
14 Apr 1999	Filler 04.14.99 It's Tax Time!
13 Apr 1999	Worm's-eye View The problem with Web cams
12 Apr 1999	War Stories The pros and cons of genocidal lunacy
9 Apr 1999	Stained-glass Window The overwhelming compassion of J. D. Salinger
8 Apr 1999	Hit & Run CLXXIII Larry Ellison's elaborate practical joke, Johnny Hart's crabbed fundamentalism, and Suck's Enemies List
7 Apr 1999	Filler 04.07.99 Sympathy For The Devils!
6 Apr 1999	Nothing But Bombs Express yourself, with explosives
5 Apr 1999	Long Live Rock? Cleveland's Rock and Roll Hall of Shame
2 Apr 1999	Great Expectations ...and why you should lower them
1 Apr 1999	Hit & Run CLXXII 'Honk Your Horn to Stop the Porn' and other modern travesties
	Mar 1999
31 Mar 1999	Filler 03.31.99 Bad Ideas, California Style!
30 Mar 1999	The Beat Goes Online Part 2: Rock Around the Clock - The Aesthetics of MP3
29 Mar 1999	The Beat Goes Online Part 1: MP3 Plugged - No One Plays for Free
26 Mar 1999	Flight of the Crybabies A call for an end to airline humor
25 Mar 1999	Hit & Run CLXXI Jerry Rubin 2.0, feeling The Independent Spirit, and the death of rock criticism
24 Mar 1999	Filler 03.24.99 Does Your Mother Know?
23 Mar 1999	Discovery Channel Teletubbies vs. TeleChobis and other blood feuds
22 Mar 1999	Rat Pack The snitch chic of Elia Kazan, Linda Tripp, and Christopher Hitchens
19 Mar 1999	The Celluloid Dunciad How Retarded People Conquered Hollywood
18 Mar 1999	Hit & Run CLXX Fall of the death cultists, talking sandwich fisticuffs, and election 2000 Web hi-jinks
17 Mar 1999	Filler 03.17.99 Fish! Hack! Back!
16 Mar 1999	Follow the Money The next generation of e-commerce hucksterism
15 Mar 1999	Sex Crazy Suck's single-handed reading of the Sex on TV study
12 Mar 1999	MOCK3 The Brave New World of high-tech toiletries
11 Mar 1999	Hit & Run CLXIX More Amazon feedback, post-Ritalin cures for ADD, and Kubrick's posthumous legacy
10 Mar 1999	Filler 03.10.99 Wilty, Guilty!
9 Mar 1999	Crop the Presses! Sorting the Top 100 Works of Journalism
8 Mar 1999	House Divided The battle for the soul of the GOP and other nonsense
5 Mar 1999	Urban Hipsters Little, Yellow, Different
4 Mar 1999	Hit & Run CLXVIII eBay's Achilles' heel, appleimac.com, Ebert's new partner, and the long arm of Suck
3 Mar 1999	Filler 03.03.99 Nice People Suck!
2 Mar 1999	Pay to Play Toward a scandal-free Olympics
1 Mar 1999	Separation Anxiety How to protect yourself from Cultural Marxism
	Feb 1999
26 Feb 1999	Virgin Territory 'Those who cannot do, preach.'
25 Feb 1999	Hit & Run CLXVII Purple Moon's waxing and waning, Generation X poetry, and pregnant fellas
24 Feb 1999	Filler 02.24.99 More Mail!
23 Feb 1999	French Tickler Why we love the French
22 Feb 1999	Cage Match More brilliant ideas on deposing Saddam!
19 Feb 1999	Yawn At The Devil Searching for Falwell's Jewish Antichrist
18 Feb 1999	Hit & Run CLXVI Amazon.com goes Usenet, The Nation columnists wrastle, Clinton struggles for world peace, and Slate takes a price cut
17 Feb 1999	Filler 02.17.99 Time For More Hate Mail!
16 Feb 1999	Send Out the Clowns Comedy is not pretty
15 Feb 1999	Scaling Mount Rushmore A visual history of Presidents' Day
12 Feb 1999	Guilty as Charged Reforming the world through Judge TV
11 Feb 1999	Hit & Run CLXV Ron Jeremy stages the Starr Report, Broadway stages Charles Schulz, and Barry Diller stages a takeover
10 Feb 1999	Filler 02.10.99 Popular Mechanics!
9 Feb 1999	Tummy Trouble When good food goes bad
8 Feb 1999	Fantastic Voyage Schooling the Nintendo generation with The History Channel
5 Feb 1999	Paralegal! The new legalism: It's not just for jury duty anymore!
4 Feb 1999	Hit & Run CLXIV Former child star sightings, the House of Satan, and Super Bowl Fiascoes
3 Feb 1999	Filler 02.03.99 How Bitterness Happens!
2 Feb 1999	Papal Bull Pope John Paul II's rock-and-roll lifestyle
1 Feb 1999	When Activists Attack! Where's the Symbionese Liberation Army when you need them?
	Jan 1999
29 Jan 1999	The Eternal Blame Trace your problems back to the source!
28 Jan 1999	Hit & Run CLXIII A date with Larry Ellison, Apple's Y2K bug, and Roger Ebert on labor
27 Jan 1999	Filler 01.27.99 Movies For The Enraged, The Bitter, And The Bored!
26 Jan 1999	Speech Therapy The State of the Union remains unchanged
25 Jan 1999	Hot Copy Remakes, sequels, cover tunes, and counterfeits
22 Jan 1999	British Disease The cultural tyranny of Anglophilia
21 Jan 1999	Hit & Run CLXII Sacred trinkets, butt cams, Nordic genes, and Republican rejoinders
20 Jan 1999	Filler 01.20.99 Creepless In Seattle!
19 Jan 1999	Grand Slam Mike Tyson and the lost art of ass-kicking
18 Jan 1999	Law of the Jungle New rules for 1999
15 Jan 1999	Bastard Out of Arkansas Matt Drudge's last big scoop?
14 Jan 1999	Hit & Run CLXI A Simple Song of Peace, Men of Steel Balls, Civil War Porn, and Drudge's folly
13 Jan 1999	Filler 01.13.99 We're Gonna Panic Like It's 1999!
12 Jan 1999	Feedback Loop Kissing ass and faking names in the letters pages
11 Jan 1999	Rolling Blunder Fighting the Vietnam War again as World War II again in Iraq
8 Jan 1999	Details, Details Are you detail oriented or detail ignorant?
7 Jan 1999	Hit & Run CLX Fat acceptance workshops, lethal hairbrushes, Ramadan greeting cards and other holiday gifts
6 Jan 1999	Filler 01.06.99 The Post-Holiday Grays!
5 Jan 1999	Blue to You Explore the Post-Holiday Blues
4 Jan 1999	Man Handled How Tom Wolfe and Details touched each other's manhood

	Dec 1998
30 Dec 1998	Filler 12.30.98 1998: The Year In Review!
29 Dec 1998	Year of the Rat The baby-boom generation finally makes peace with their elders
28 Dec 1998	The New Vice Principle Not been a good year for vice
23 Dec 1998	Filler 12.23.98 A Hack, A Fish, A Christmas Wish!
22 Dec 1998	Change Is Good Making sense of the new $1 coin
21 Dec 1998	High Anxiety Lifestyle journalism meets the The Wall Street Journal.
18 Dec 1998	Jingle Bell Schlock An endless stream of Christmas dreck
17 Dec 1998	Hit & Run CLIX Grading teachers, downgrading Oprah, parading luckless youth, and evading bizarre spam
16 Dec 1998	Filler 12.16.98 Suck's Po-Moetry Slam!
15 Dec 1998	Dissent of Man Fertility goddess or hideously deformed cretin?
14 Dec 1998	Wall of Voodoo Los Angeles: still threatened at all times from all sides
11 Dec 1998	Free Fall Staging the coming financial apocalypse
10 Dec 1998	Hit & Run CLVIII Without The New Yorker, The Times, and Salon, the world would be desolate and unfunny
8 Dec 1998	BLACKOUT San Francisco Blackout!
7 Dec 1998	Culture Clash The Honeymoon's Over: Post-merger diplomacy
4 Dec 1998	Supercool! The Latest Scoop from the Arctic Runway
3 Dec 1998	Hit & Run CLVII What 7th Heaven, the Unknown Comic, Time magazine and Ira Glass have in common
2 Dec 1998	Filler 12.02.98 The Demographically Undesirable!
1 Dec 1998	Ad Lib Why Kevin Williamson pinched Miller Lite's Dick
	Nov 1998
30 Nov 1998	House Rules New Economics for Outlaws
26 Nov 1998	Thanksgiving! Season's Beatings
25 Nov 1998	Filler 11.25.98 Hail To The Queens!
24 Nov 1998	Pile Driver Ted Turner for President!
23 Nov 1998	Cap'n Credit Crunch Investment tips for the mentally disabled
20 Nov 1998	Strangers On a Gravy Train ABC Dials M for Motor Skills
19 Nov 1998	Hit & Run CLVI "The Da y o f t h e..."
18 Nov 1998	Filler 11.18.98 Zoom For Generation Doom!
17 Nov 1998	Name of the Game A rose by any other name, price negotiable
16 Nov 1998	All the Rage Make crime pay from the comfort of your home!
13 Nov 1998	An Embarrassment of Riches The hard-luck stories of celebrity superstars
12 Nov 1998	Hit & Run CLV "Jimmy Carter and George Bu s h ,..."
11 Nov 1998	Filler 11.11.98 Beware! Bad Conversations Ahead!
10 Nov 1998	Attack of the Killer Shrews The rise of the yenta
9 Nov 1998	Pest Control Starring Woody Allen as the Year 2000 Bug
6 Nov 1998	Ad Infinitium Attack ads you may have missed
5 Nov 1998	Hit & Run CLIV "Ventura's surprise pile-dr i v i n g..."
4 Nov 1998	Filler 11.04.98 Go Suck An Egg!
3 Nov 1998	The Work of the People Suck's Election Day tribute to humble beginnings
2 Nov 1998	Doctor Who? Th US Surgeon General cuts us up
	Oct 1998
30 Oct 1998	Monster Mash Suck's Halloween Creature Feature
29 Oct 1998	Hit & Run CLIII "The New Yor k e r ' s..."
28 Oct 1998	Filler 10.28.98 Contempory Youth Widsom!
27 Oct 1998	Oedipus Wrecks Kill your parents!
26 Oct 1998	The New Earnestness Sincerity, intensity, passion, and other bummers
23 Oct 1998	suckEGGS Suck's Evil Genius Grants 1998
22 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: Hal Hartley and Whit Stillman Mannerist American Auteurs
21 Oct 1998	Filler 10.21.98 Civil Servant!
20 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: Neve Campbell Tiny Tears
19 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: Ira Glass A New Face For Radio
16 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: Michael Lind and David Horowitz Retrofitted Pundits
15 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: Greil Marcus The Nutty Professor
14 Oct 1998	Filler 10.14.98 The Cereal Killer!
13 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: Beastie Boys Born-Again Bozos
12 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: ABC's This Week Gang Our National Embarrassments
9 Oct 1998	Members Only The Decade of the Penis
8 Oct 1998	Hit & Run CLII Global recessions, local depressions, and tawdry confessions
7 Oct 1998	Filler 10.07.98 Global Recessions, Local Depressions, And Tawdry Confessions!
6 Oct 1998	Flesh Trade Gambling on the Washington, D.C. scandal market
5 Oct 1998	Enhanced Performance "McGwire's underwhelmi n g 6 2 n d..."
2 Oct 1998	Having Trouble Coping? Again? The cure for all your psychological problems
1 Oct 1998	Hit & Run CLI "This week's announcem e n t b y..."
	Sep 1998
30 Sep 1998	Filler 09.30.98 High School Reunion Status!
29 Sep 1998	Leader of the Packaging Marilyn Manson's marketing mechanics
28 Sep 1998	Space Oddity Wiping John Glenn off the face of the planet
25 Sep 1998	Why We Didn't Run the Henry Hyde Story Suck's ethics put to the test
24 Sep 1998	Hit & Run CL "World Service radio broadc a s t s..."
23 Sep 1998	Filler 09.23.98 The Sound Bite And Fury!
22 Sep 1998	Clown Act Reinventing government, one balloon animal at a time
21 Sep 1998	Mondo Porno A picture is worth a thousand OIC footnotes
18 Sep 1998	Starrmark Cards When you care enough to send the very best!
17 Sep 1998	Hit & Run CXLIX "House's secret-sp i l l i n g..."
16 Sep 1998	Filler 09.16.98 The Virtual Buddy!
15 Sep 1998	Dire Wolff Internet megafailure Michael Wolff's scorched earth slapstick
14 Sep 1998	Going Postal The US Postal Service's unconditional surrender
11 Sep 1998	Kaiser on the Set Ruling Hollywood with an iron fist, '98-style
10 Sep 1998	Hit & Run CXLVIII "The Toron t o S t a r..."
9 Sep 1998	Filler 09.09.98 Trivial Therapy!
8 Sep 1998	The Killer Inside Me Don't feed the flesh-eating bacteria!
7 Sep 1998	Labor Pain Suck's map of the Labor Movement
4 Sep 1998	Royal Flush Choosing the next People's Princess
3 Sep 1998	Hit & Run CXLVII "Yeltsin-Clinton summit th e ' W h y..."
2 Sep 1998	Filler 09.02.98 Get The Facts. Get The Statistic-O-Matic!
1 Sep 1998	Girls Against Boys The Cold War may be over, but the Cold Shoulder persists
	Aug 1998
31 Aug 1998	Taming of the Shrew How to buy yourself onto Matt Drudge's good side
28 Aug 1998	It Is, Indeed, the End of the World The rejection letters of Judy Blume
27 Aug 1998	Hit & Run CXLVI "Drudge's greatest triump h h a v e..."
26 Aug 1998	Filler 08.26.98 Suck's 3rd Anniversary!
25 Aug 1998	Summary Judgment Drive-through windows for the opinion-challenged
24 Aug 1998	Reality Plus Reminiscent of the real thing!
21 Aug 1998	Idiot Gate '98 Suck's last word on the Clinton nightmare
20 Aug 1998	Hit & Run CXLV "Clinton. We were counting on o n e..."
19 Aug 1998	Filler 08.19.98 Low-Level Jobs To Avoid!
18 Aug 1998	Walking Tall Why does the world hate the U.S. so much?
17 Aug 1998	The New You! Tips and tricks for your post-slacker lifestyle
14 Aug 1998	Off the Charts Diagnosing the modern magazine chart epidemic
13 Aug 1998	Hit & Run CXLIV
12 Aug 1998	Filler 08.12.98 Movie Reviews And Their Spoils!
11 Aug 1998	Baby Grand Collapsing the predictions of a Beanie Babies bust
10 Aug 1998	Back Storytelling The New York Times helped Hitler escape justice?
7 Aug 1998	Seasick Part Two Postponed Disaster strikes the maiden voyage of the R.M.S. Suckster
6 Aug 1998	Hit & Run CXLIII "America, there's not much m o r e..."
5 Aug 1998	Filler 08.05.98 Out Of Style!
4 Aug 1998	Unsafety First Ralph Nader's wild sense of humor
3 Aug 1998	Breast of Burden Lara Croft's huge headlights and heavy artillery
	Jul 1998
31 Jul 1998	Seasick Part One Suck stows away for the next wave of cruise journalism
30 Jul 1998	Hit & Run CXLII
29 Jul 1998	Filler 07.29.98 International Flan Of Mystery!
28 Jul 1998	Mondo Cannes "Sharky's Machine stu n t m a n..."
27 Jul 1998	Mind Games It's time to stop the healing
24 Jul 1998	Beat the Press The true story behind myfirsttime.com
23 Jul 1998	Hit & Run CXLI "Francisco. But don ' t g e t..."
22 Jul 1998	Filler 07.22.98 From Child Actor To Junkie Prostitute!
21 Jul 1998	Taboo Who? "French perfected the a r t o f..."
20 Jul 1998	Finger Painting "Los Angeles Times li s t o f..."
17 Jul 1998	Rhyme and Reason The lost TV theme songs
16 Jul 1998	Hit & Run CXL "Diane and Mike are the virgin a l..."
15 Jul 1998	Filler 07.15.98 Governor Moonbeam Shines The New Yorker!
14 Jul 1998	Trimming the Hegemony "Sheila Copps invited collea g u e s..."
13 Jul 1998	EZ-Bake Oven "Warrior, has gone on to a ne w..."
10 Jul 1998	Echo Chamber "George Chauncey should have s e e n..."
9 Jul 1998	Hit & Run CXXXIX "Roy Rogers fo r a f e w..."
8 Jul 1998	Filler 07.08.98 Distractions Are A Warm Puppy!
7 Jul 1998	Class Struggle "Cambridge Library's edit i o n o f..."
6 Jul 1998	Dew X Machina "But while each sun-bloc k e d ,..."
3 Jul 1998	Independent Clause In case you forgot to shut off your computer
2 Jul 1998	Hit & Run CXXXVIII
1 Jul 1998	Filler 07.01.98 Recycled Filler!
	Jun 1998
30 Jun 1998	Lump Sums Big Charity gets off the dime
29 Jun 1998	Nerve Damage Government versus Media: Which discredited entity to believe?
26 Jun 1998	New to You! Better living through reruns
25 Jun 1998	Hit & Run CXXXVII "Right on all counts , b u t..."
24 Jun 1998	Filler 06.24.98 Filler's Summer Movies Spectacular!
23 Jun 1998	Convergence Theory "Follow the m o n e y ?..."
22 Jun 1998	My Life as a Has-Been "Danny Bonaduce was ab l e t o..."
19 Jun 1998	Crash Course Cartoon crashes vs. Cartoonist crashes
18 Jun 1998	Hit & Run CXXXVI "Co n t e n t a s..."
17 Jun 1998	Filler 06.17.98 Must Sell Idiocy!
16 Jun 1998	Manifest Destiny "Barneys (New York) to do a window display..."
15 Jun 1998	Brown Bag Governor Moonbeam shines
12 Jun 1998	Dancing Baby Boom The hard life and troubled times of the Dancing Baby
11 Jun 1998	Hit & Run CXXXV "Thailand, Samart Phakphu m , t h e..."
10 Jun 1998	Filler 06.10.98 Meet The Inaction Heroes!
9 Jun 1998	Two for the Road An Expert's Guide to Drunk Driving
8 Jun 1998	I Am the Cheese The Media Monopoly presents The Truman Show
5 Jun 1998	Gear and Clothing in Las Vegas Gonzo journalism, '90s-style
4 Jun 1998	Hit & Run CXXXIV "Lewinsky family, af t e r a n..."
3 Jun 1998	Filler 06.03.98 Hate Mail!
2 Jun 1998	A Modest Disposal Arm the children!
1 Jun 1998	White Man's Bulworth "Billington Bulworth, shut t e r e d..."
	May 1998
29 May 1998	Is That Justice? Hollywood lawyers meet the real world, hilarity ensues
28 May 1998	Hit & Run CXXXIII DC crack-smokers, Indonesian flame wars, erotic amputation, and Chex Quest
27 May 1998	Filler 05.27.98 Much Filler About Nothing!
26 May 1998	Stranger Than Fiction Stephen Glass and the New Fiction
25 May 1998	Memorial Day Didju bbq?
22 May 1998	Endsville Postponed What if Frank Sinatra had lived?
21 May 1998	Hit & Run CXXXII Microsoft's 'little joke,' fading teen idolhood, Zap's money and The Nuge's mea
20 May 1998	Filler 05.20.98 Save The Endangered Species!
19 May 1998	Bad Vibes The negativity renaissance
18 May 1998	The Sleepsons The future of Matt Groening
15 May 1998	Nothing Lasts Forever Mr. Seinfeld, he dead
14 May 1998	Hit & Run CXXXI The pride of The New Republic, Libby Dole's pole vault, and Jerry Springer 2.0
13 May 1998	Filler 05.13.98 8th Graders Smoke Crack!
12 May 1998	Road Rage Mergermania in the Fatherland
11 May 1998	Short Shrift Howard Stern's dwarf bowling
8 May 1998	Overprofes-sionalism: Fear It A terrible affliction
7 May 1998	Hit & Run CXXX Barnyard Special: Washington weasels, two-headed pigs, laughing rats, and media octopi
6 May 1998	Filler 05.06.98 Happy Fillerversary!
5 May 1998	King of the Hill A little bit country, a little bit rock 'n' roll
4 May 1998	Wake-up Call The unofficial symbol of the Internet
1 May 1998	Family Jewels May Is National Masturbation Month!
	Apr 1998
30 Apr 1998	Hit & Run CXXIX Dwarves, Disney, dreams, drones and dreck
29 Apr 1998	Filler 04.29.98 The Truth About Dogs And Dumb People!
28 Apr 1998	Low Turnout Lead us not into syndication
27 Apr 1998	Toxic Shock Microsoft's elaborate, unusual manipulations
24 Apr 1998	Springer Fever The Jerry Springer Show gets a makeover
23 Apr 1998	Hit & Run CXXVIII Hit Men, Newton Boys, Seinfeld, Superman, and Iran
22 Apr 1998	Filler 04.22.98 Are You Pretentious?
21 Apr 1998	Wrong Answer Realist art trash death metal exploitation
20 Apr 1998	Morality Play Dope, dictators, and driver's ed
17 Apr 1998	Dumbstruck 'Dumbing Down': The evidence
16 Apr 1998	Hit & Run CXXVII Seinfeld's new job, Amelio's old job, Michael's slob job, and 60 Minute's snow job
15 Apr 1998	Filler 04.15.98 Guide To Wise Investing!
14 Apr 1998	Face Value Rearranging the faces of Mars, stars, and czars
13 Apr 1998	Naked Eye Lust happens
10 Apr 1998	Soundbite Autopsy The most challenging assignment of Kathy Ireland's career
9 Apr 1998	Hit & Run CXXVI South Park PR, Titanic II, and CitySearch
8 Apr 1998	Filler 04.08.98 C'est Chic!
7 Apr 1998	Déjà Voodoo Advertising: Your worst nightmare?
6 Apr 1998	Heart of Darkness See you at AfroDisney!
3 Apr 1998	Smoke Out High times, low concept
2 Apr 1998	Hit & Run CXXV Kids Who Kill, lifestyles primers, Salomon sexcapades, and Suck.com in the house!
1 Apr 1998	Filler 04.01.98 Everybody Hurts!
	Mar 1998
31 Mar 1998	Clothes Minded Outfitting Generation Next
30 Mar 1998	Faux Pas Sorry 'bout that, Mr. President
27 Mar 1998	Me and My Shadow of Irony The Baffler Boys Hoax Harper's
26 Mar 1998	Hit & Run CXXIV Titanic's wet dream, Jack Stanton, Bill Clinton, and a bottle of Pepcid
25 Mar 1998	Filler 03.25.98 Filler's History Of Human Knowledge!
24 Mar 1998	Those Darn Scientists! Postmodernists hoist the black flag of anarchy
23 Mar 1998	Upstart Microsoft Microsoft strategy circa 2003
20 Mar 1998	Vote Celebrity Hollywood-on-the-Potomac cashes in
19 Mar 1998	Hit & Run CXXIII Cadaver Chic, Gates' new bludgeon, and TechnoAmway
18 Mar 1998	Filler 03.18.98 You Don't Send Steve Jobs Flowers Anymore?
17 Mar 1998	Err Travel Business class, behind The Times
16 Mar 1998	TV Is God "McCarthy's gassy unAme r i c a n..."
13 Mar 1998	New Girl Order "The revolution won't be wear i n g..."
12 Mar 1998	Hit & Run CXXII "Continuing the brave m a r c h..."
11 Mar 1998	Filler 03.11.98 Celebrating The Empty Coolness Of Youth!
10 Mar 1998	Tuning Fork US Army topples Chumbawamba, film at 11
9 Mar 1998	Identity Crisis Spam: You are what you eat?
6 Mar 1998	Friendship! The Complete and Unabridged Illustrated Encyclopedia of Friendship
5 Mar 1998	Hit & Run CXXI Copyrighting crime, Jim Rose on People's Court, and corporate logo tattoos
4 Mar 1998	Filler 03.04.98 Origin Of The Species!
3 Mar 1998	Hanging Judge 'Mom, what's oral sex?'
2 Mar 1998	Gas Mask The vast Gulf between threat and menace
	Feb 1998
27 Feb 1998	Insani-TV A cable channel for a mad, mad world
26 Feb 1998	Hit & Run CXX Big Blue tumors, CBS blunders, and the friction-free future
25 Feb 1998	Filler 02.25.98 The Joy Of Hate Mail!
24 Feb 1998	Office Despot The trouble with The Trouble With Dilbert
23 Feb 1998	Inversion of Privacy The pornography of family values
20 Feb 1998	New from the J. Suckerman Catalogue The Silver Screen Collection, Spring 1998
19 Feb 1998	Hit & Run CXIX Filtering ads, porn, and C-SPAN
18 Feb 1998	Filler 02.18.98 Play Match Game '98!
17 Feb 1998	Heavy Medal Smoking the gold in Nagano
16 Feb 1998	If I Only Had a Brain Natrificial's The Brain: Mental as anything
13 Feb 1998	Technicolor Yawn Primary Colors, shaded
12 Feb 1998	Hit & Run CXVIII Six Degrees of Monica, gaydar, and the Psychic Friends
11 Feb 1998	Filler 02.11.98 More Men And Women To Avoid!
10 Feb 1998	Nasty Habits The Sorcerer's Apprentice mops the web's filth
9 Feb 1998	Minor Threat The Bully of Baghdad's '98 Tour
6 Feb 1998	Enhance Your Communication Skills Why bother walking the walk when you can talk the talk?
5 Feb 1998	Hit & Run CXVII Death of Spy, the birth of Persian Kitty, and the value of words
4 Feb 1998	Filler 02.04.98 Interested In Getting Laid?
3 Feb 1998	Believe It or Not Flogging Wag the Dog
2 Feb 1998	Fahrvergnügen Finding the bug in the auto industry's soup
	Jan 1998
30 Jan 1998	Bowled Over Suck reviews the ads of Super Bowl XXXII
29 Jan 1998	Hit & Run CXVI Monicas we have known and loved, NASA, and Variety's 'slanguage.'
28 Jan 1998	Filler 01.28.98 An Episode Of Filler You'll Never Forget!
27 Jan 1998	Past Out Gray Lady battles senility, loses
26 Jan 1998	Textual Conduct Semen, semiotics, and Clinton's boxers
23 Jan 1998	Vodka on Ice Robert Downey Jr.'s prison manifesto
22 Jan 1998	Hit & Run CXV Oprah has a cow, Texas arms its parish, and Sundance smells the Love
21 Jan 1998	Filler 01.21.98 The New Media Office Stumbles On...
20 Jan 1998	Shameless Dread Kicking and screaming into the next millennium
19 Jan 1998	Vox Potuli If you don't cough, you don't get off
16 Jan 1998	Set for Stun Stimulated emissions at the laserium
15 Jan 1998	Hit & Run CXIV Time, the Times, J. Peterman, and suicide
14 Jan 1998	Filler 01.14.98 It's That Time Of Year Again!
13 Jan 1998	Right to Kill Ted Kaczynski's command performance
12 Jan 1998	Résumé Fodder How not to edit your life story
9 Jan 1998	Bondage Tarantino and Scorcese plug Bond
8 Jan 1998	Hit & Run CXIII Copy-cat killer trees, priapism, eyepopping punishment
7 Jan 1998	Filler 01.07.98 Depression: The Post-Holiday Blues!
6 Jan 1998	The Nth Degree The worst word of an era
5 Jan 1998	Larger Than Life Big laffs, big meals, big bang
2 Jan 1998	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
1 Jan 1998	In 1998... Suck predicts the future

	Dec 1997
31 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
30 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
29 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
26 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
25 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
24 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
23 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
22 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
19 Dec 1997	How To Buy Suck The best-case scenario
18 Dec 1997	Hit & Run CXII Ads in ATMs. Ads in toilets. ATMs in toilets?
17 Dec 1997	Filler 12.17.97 Are You On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown?
16 Dec 1997	That's Not Funny Prison rape and wife-beating
15 Dec 1997	The Good Book The greatest story ever told
12 Dec 1997	Writers! Write what you know!
11 Dec 1997	Hit & Run CXI Pop-Up imbroglios and fruitless browsing
10 Dec 1997	Filler 12.10.97 The Booby Myth!
9 Dec 1997	The Way We Weren't Everything old is old again
8 Dec 1997	Caveat Emptor Politics in the marketing era
5 Dec 1997	Are You Getting Old? Watch for the tell-tale signs
4 Dec 1997	Hit & Run CX Sex, death, and bad breath
3 Dec 1997	Filler 12.03.97 Handling The Classic Dilemma Of Killing Off A Character!
2 Dec 1997	Shut Up and Kiss Me Lap dances with wolves
1 Dec 1997	Monster Mash Molecular Biology for Dummies
	Nov 1997
26 Nov 1997	Filler 11.26.97 Apocalypse Now!
25 Nov 1997	Near-Death Experience Who says Suck is 'over?'
24 Nov 1997	News Above the Title Shut up and kiss me
21 Nov 1997	Skin-deep Thoughts Esquire speaks Christy Turlington's mind...
20 Nov 1997	Hit & Run CIX What are you waiting for? Buy the Suck book
19 Nov 1997	Filler 11.19.97 Proof That Kids Today Are Increasingly Stupid And Lazy!
18 Nov 1997	Gettin' the Vanguard Where do tech magazines go from here?
17 Nov 1997	Ars Attacks Weary of Gehry
14 Nov 1997	Still Crazy After All These Weeks Paranoid and adroit
13 Nov 1997	Hit & Run CVIII "It wouldn't be a clich&eacu t e ;..."
12 Nov 1997	Filler 11.12.97 Can You Play 'Guessing At Science'?
11 Nov 1997	Critical Mask Running out of ideology
10 Nov 1997	Ad It Up Da-da da da
7 Nov 1997	The Suck School of Comic Art Terry did this all by himself!
6 Nov 1997	Hit & Run CVII Greed, greed, and more greed: money and news in the news
5 Nov 1997	Filler 11.05.97 Suck Cultural Studies!
4 Nov 1997	Lover's Quarrel Two markets beat as one
3 Nov 1997	Devil in the Details What makes the dumb extremely dumb
	Oct 1997
31 Oct 1997	Devil in the Details What makes the merely dumb extremely dumb?
30 Oct 1997	Hit & Run CVI Frank Sinatra is not dead - this and more breaking news
29 Oct 1997	Filler 10.29.97 Nostalgia: Cure For Millennial Angst!
28 Oct 1997	You Will Be Tested on This Filling in the blanks on standardized testing
27 Oct 1997	No Guarantee of Future Results Financial planning without a net
24 Oct 1997	Stupid Like a Fox And a little dummy shall lead them
23 Oct 1997	Hit & Run CV Decoding Spy and daring Signal to Noise
22 Oct 1997	Filler 10.22.97 Learn How To Cultivate A Punk-Rock Sense Of Irony!
21 Oct 1997	Trust No One Loyal followers fall behind
20 Oct 1997	If You Can Get It Working doesn't
17 Oct 1997	Who's Sorry Now? Suck apologizes for contrition chic
16 Oct 1997	Hit & Run CIV Breaking Egg, being Frank: magazine launches
15 Oct 1997	Filler 10.15.97 Another Bad Cartoon About Bad Essays About Bad Memoirs!
14 Oct 1997	I Don't Marriage is for suckers
13 Oct 1997	A Fan's Footnotes Popping Pop-Up Video
10 Oct 1997	The Gospel According to Luke Bullies are bad
9 Oct 1997	Hit & Run CIII The first $1.2 million is the easiest, and other net.truths
8 Oct 1997	Filler 10.08.97 See The Future Of Computing!
7 Oct 1997	Luxe Populi Fall fashion spread
6 Oct 1997	News of the Weak A Suckperiment in media
3 Oct 1997	The Suck School of Comedy How to be funny: we're serious
2 Oct 1997	Hit & Run CII A Marv Albert - Billy Graham - Catholic League threesome
1 Oct 1997	Filler 10.01.97 Are You Depressed?
	Sep 1997
30 Sep 1997	Small Is Beautiful? Nano, nano: thinking inside a very small box
29 Sep 1997	Smile, You Son of a Bitch Predators
26 Sep 1997	Code Red-Faced Doing the media's Drudge work
25 Sep 1997	Hit & Run CI The more things change, the more they get the same
24 Sep 1997	Filler 09.24.97 Newsflash: Poor Are Thriving!
23 Sep 1997	Miss Judged Uncovering Miss America
22 Sep 1997	Say It Ain't So Truth is dead
19 Sep 1997	Are You in a Meeting? How to tell. Suck goes to work
18 Sep 1997	Hit & Run C Suck is sorry in Hit and Run
17 Sep 1997	Filler 09.17.97 El Nino Or El Guapo?
16 Sep 1997	Pleased to Meat You Eating vegetarians
15 Sep 1997	The Pitch: F! The Funeral Channel
12 Sep 1997	All That Is Solid Melts into Air Suction, please: Suck dissects The Operation
11 Sep 1997	Hit & Run XCIX Below the Beltway: Hit and Run's Washington edition
10 Sep 1997	Filler 09.10.97 Birdshit By Birdshit...
9 Sep 1997	In the Lyne of Pale Fire Lolita gets dumped
8 Sep 1997	Royal Icing The press and the princess's tragedy of manners
5 Sep 1997	You Can't Go Home Again The best Suck, no, really
4 Sep 1997	Hit and Run One "We've been running (or re-running) this collection..."
3 Sep 1997	Filler 09.03.97 What Is This Thing We Call 'Filler'?
2 Sep 1997	Fire This Time Revisiting Burning Man
1 Sep 1997	Consummate Suck The best Sucks: What you've been missing
	Aug 1997
29 Aug 1997	Hacking Your Life Away The Suck guide to writing for online magazines
28 Aug 1997	Hit & Run XCVIII You ought not to be in pictures: Quentin Tarantino and tobacco
27 Aug 1997	Filler 08.27.97 The Hack Is Back, In Black!
26 Aug 1997	Rolling Papers Alternative to what? Weaklies
25 Aug 1997	In Harmony's Way Don't you want to be white like me?
22 Aug 1997	What... Me Funny? Does Mad 2.0 mean that Alfred E. is new, man?
21 Aug 1997	Hit & Run XCVII Have you believed it? Spinning tales about Mr. K, Special K, and OK
20 Aug 1997	Filler 08.20.97 Reader Response Filler!
19 Aug 1997	He's Lying TV is good
18 Aug 1997	Brand Extortion The author of the Vonnegut hoax steps forward
15 Aug 1997	Apple and Microsoft A fable
14 Aug 1997	Hit & Run XCVI You know - for kids! Feeling good about feeling good and other media news
13 Aug 1997	Filler 08.13.97 More Revolting News!
12 Aug 1997	Go Tell It on the Mountain Why did you read it? Because it was there
11 Aug 1997	Ne'errative Do Well Formlessness follows function
8 Aug 1997	Strange Daze The 'in' is found from way out
7 Aug 1997	Hit & Run XCV The passing of windbags: Burroughs, Beavis and Butt-head, RIP
6 Aug 1997	Filler 08.06.97 Find Out Why Steven Johnson Of Feed Is The Sexiest Thing About Any Webzine!
5 Aug 1997	Some Jingle-Jangle Morning Advertisements for themselves
4 Aug 1997	A Few Good Unmentionables Foxholes and feminism
1 Aug 1997	Self-destruction Books Eat less, weigh more!
	Jul 1997
31 Jul 1997	Hit & Run XCIV Just Sein No: The New York Review of Books and Limbaugh's better half give us reason to abstain
30 Jul 1997	Filler 07.30.97 Get Your Own Full-Color T. Jay Calendar!
29 Jul 1997	The Sheltering Sky It's a mall world
28 Jul 1997	Great Expectations Is literature worth its wait?
25 Jul 1997	Kill 'Em All Ask not for whom the head bangs, it bangs for thee
24 Jul 1997	Hit & Run XCIII Skin and bones: Miss America and fishing fallout make the news
23 Jul 1997	Filler 07.23.97 A Narrative, Which Is Like A Longish Cartoon That's Less Pointless Than Usual, But Not Much!
22 Jul 1997	The Uses of Enchantment Sex and violence for the kid in you
21 Jul 1997	All Tomorrowland's Parties Slipping you a Mickey
18 Jul 1997	Cult-O-Meter Are you in a cult, or just Canadian?
17 Jul 1997	Hit & Run XCII Media missteps and infotainment ironies
16 Jul 1997	Filler 07.16.97 The Mother White Meat: A Mother's Guide To Gansta Speak!
15 Jul 1997	Phone Home One alienation under God...
14 Jul 1997	Doesn't Hurt Me a Bit Pitching Woo
11 Jul 1997	Lockdownload You can judge a society by the way it techs its prisoners
10 Jul 1997	Hit & Run XCI A bad case of Nerve and a bad rap: Media mogulese
9 Jul 1997	Filler 07.09.97 Mothers Who Don't Think!
8 Jul 1997	Prozac It isn't just for breakfast anymore
7 Jul 1997	My Own Private 'I Dunno' Keeping secrets in the information age
4 Jul 1997	Wars of Northern Canada, again
3 Jul 1997	Enlightened Self-Disinterest Celebrating Indifference Day!
2 Jul 1997	Filler 07.02.97 It's That Time Of Year Again! Stay Tuned For Suckdependence Day 2!
1 Jul 1997	Stations of the Dross St. Nixon and the passion of Elvis
	Jun 1997
30 Jun 1997	The Monkeys Spank Back Just when you thought it was safe to have a penis...
27 Jun 1997	La Dolce Viacom Cradle-to-grave marketing at Chicago's newest superstore
26 Jun 1997	Hit & Run XC All the news that's fit to crib
25 Jun 1997	Filler 06.25.97 Rich People, Tori Spelling, And Roaches!
24 Jun 1997	The Bull Jar Those who can't write, author
23 Jun 1997	Trow-Beaten It's no context
20 Jun 1997	Watching the Directives Just a coincidence? Well, yeah
19 Jun 1997	Hit & Run LXXXIX Tiger chases his own tail and Wired licks it: Media malaprops
18 Jun 1997	Filler 06.18.97 Play The New Media Investment Adventure Game!
17 Jun 1997	Cult Classic A trend of epic proportions: Why we're hooked on classics
16 Jun 1997	Dwelling Machine, Sweet Dwelling Machine Home is where the state of the art is
13 Jun 1997	Mat Dancing Is wrestling ready for the center ring?
12 Jun 1997	Hit & Run LXXXVIII Seeing Double: Kotex.com and other imitators
11 Jun 1997	Filler 06.11.97 Fight Family Values Tooth And Nail, With The Strife Channel!
10 Jun 1997	Here's a Little Tip We're living in a penal colony
9 Jun 1997	Loaded with Options CEO No-No
6 Jun 1997	Business Plans for Dummies It's not what you know, it's what you don't
5 Jun 1997	Hit & Run LXXXVII Selling out and making a killing
4 Jun 1997	Filler 06.04.97 Oh, The Urban Humanity!
3 Jun 1997	A Bad Case of Midrash Finding the fly in the topical ointment
2 Jun 1997	Where Do You Want to Eat Today? The Golden Arches rule
	May 1997
30 May 1997	Machine to the Slave Fear of a Deep Blue planet
29 May 1997	Hit & Run LXXXVI The year's most inriguing people! The 10 hotestmutual funds! Wat your doctor isn't telling you about HMOs!
28 May 1997	Filler 05.28.97 Why Being Young And Hip Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry!
27 May 1997	Fit to be Tie-Dyed The net as group hug
26 May 1997	Memorial Day Getting out of the office for a change
23 May 1997	Over the Hump Is my neighbor living with a sex doll?
22 May 1997	Hit & Run LXXXV WB goes after whitey, crack (story) is whack
21 May 1997	Filler 05.21.97 Urban Hipster Mantras: Find Your Inner Poseur!
20 May 1997	Making Book Are books on the Web a license to print money?
19 May 1997	Out to Pasture Jerry Springer's lesson for the masses
16 May 1997	Good Spots Athletes and their supporters
15 May 1997	Hit & Run LXXXIV All the Presidents' mein, and who's leading the way
14 May 1997	Filler 05.14.97 The Fish! The Hack! They're Back!
13 May 1997	Faking the News Unspinning control
12 May 1997	Wars of Northern Aggression Why we hate Canada
9 May 1997	Awaken the Pliant Within Awaken the Pliant Within: Anthony Robbins' super plastic ego elastic
8 May 1997	Hit & Run LXXXIII The high proce of giving, kicking back
7 May 1997	Filler 05.07.97 Celebrate One Full Year Of Fulfilling Filler, In Filler!
6 May 1997	Iconoblast History as catalog, the news is fetish
5 May 1997	Richard the Fourth Like a Virgin: Richard Branson is England
2 May 1997	Straight, Gay, or Binary? Yep, he's gay: Hal comes out
1 May 1997	Hit & Run LXXXII Border (tag) disputes at Zine2000, the Republic of Texas
	Apr 1997
30 Apr 1997	Filler 04.30.97 Exploring Crime And Punishment... In Filler!
29 Apr 1997	A Very Palpable Hit By and By is easily said: Everyone's a trendspotter
28 Apr 1997	Come Again Many Happy Returns: The high price of customer loyalty
25 Apr 1997	The Need for Screed Rant on: Why do so many feel the need for screed?
24 Apr 1997	Hit & Run LXXXI Smoke 'em if you got 'em: Cig settlements and burning newspapers
23 Apr 1997	Filler 04.23.97 Translate Your New Media Job Into Its Real-World Equivalent!
22 Apr 1997	Repeat the Ending The same old saw: A gen-X revival
21 Apr 1997	Rerunning on Empty History is a rerun from which we are trying to awake
18 Apr 1997	Single Bullet-Point Theory Reading Timothy McVeigh's mail
17 Apr 1997	Hit & Run LXXX Sex, violence, and oh yeah, crack: What passes for news in Hit and Run
16 Apr 1997	Filler 04.16.97 Unemployment: More Fun Than A Barrel Of Junkies!
15 Apr 1997	Stop the Presses Obsolescence could be the best thing that's ever happened to books
14 Apr 1997	Second Semester Madness Grading the Final Four: Figuring the calculus of school rankings
11 Apr 1997	Custer's Last Hand Indian Gaming is the red man's revenge
10 Apr 1997	Hit & Run LXXIX Fiona Giles' Dick for a Day, Bob Guccione is just a dick - media porn in Hit and Run
9 Apr 1997	Filler 04.09.97 Witness The Heaven's Gate Hype-O-Rama-Thon!
8 Apr 1997	Harmful Additives Harmful Additives: Where does the content begin?
7 Apr 1997	Auteur, Auteur Sling Blas&ecute;: Catching up with cultural ambulance chasing
4 Apr 1997	Agnostic Front The Archons Win Again: The alienation of know-nothing gnostics
3 Apr 1997	Hit & Run LXXVIII Death and hacks: Higher Source: The movies, The Official Alien Abuductee's Handboo, and April Fish
2 Apr 1997	Filler 04.02.97 Stupid? Need A Job? Careers For Dummies!
1 Apr 1997	Salmon
	Mar 1997
31 Mar 1997	King of All Minstrels King of All Minstrels: Howard Stern's white face
28 Mar 1997	The Unheimlich Manuever Mark Dery travels to television's nadir: Valley of the Gallery of Dolls
27 Mar 1997	Hit & Run LXXVII Making a mountain out of a Sno-Ball and Dr. Kevorkian making a killing in the art market
26 Mar 1997	Filler 03.26.97 Learn All About Gapathy, In Filler's Spring Fashion Issue!
25 Mar 1997	Thin Mint Condition Selling girl power door-to-door
24 Mar 1997	One-Pick Pony Jenny McCarty is MTV's one-pick pony
21 Mar 1997	One World Dance Party Moby vs. The Economist: Mixing media at the end of the millennium
20 Mar 1997	Hit & Run LXXVI Media prophylactics
19 Mar 1997	Filler 03.19.97 Movies For Ordinary People!
18 Mar 1997	Anemic Analysis Irony in the Intensive Criticism Unit
17 Mar 1997	Reality Bites Back New and improved history on sale now
14 Mar 1997	NikeTown Crier Forget NikeTown, get ready for NikeState
13 Mar 1997	Hit & Run LXXV NASA hacked and crime stats whacked in Hit and Run
12 Mar 1997	Filler 03.12.97 Three Easy Targets: Bad Puns And Cheap Laughs!
11 Mar 1997	Shock It Up to Experience Breaking the Naifes: The simple logic of popular culture
10 Mar 1997	Bound and Gagged The sweet smell of success has a rich aroma
7 Mar 1997	To Market, to Market Your Asset is Mine: The high price of fame
6 Mar 1997	Hit & Run LXXIV Get 'em while they're haute: Couture castoffs, Eszterhas epigrams, and fanzines for fawners
5 Mar 1997	Filler 03.05.97 It's Jury Doody Time!
4 Mar 1997	Leave the Light on for You Motel 1600: We'll leave the light on for you
3 Mar 1997	Ex Libris Library Past: Information is only as good as the methods available to search for it
	Feb 1997
28 Feb 1997	Enema Vérité Shit happens on Real TV
27 Feb 1997	Hit & Run LXXIII Cloning around and making ba(n)d investments - media bites back
26 Feb 1997	Filler 02.26.97 Are You Paranoid, Dyslexic, Or Both?
25 Feb 1997	Condemned to Kill Time Give us this day our daily planner
24 Feb 1997	Breaking News Minute updates, on the minute
21 Feb 1997	Going in Style Crying 'Fowler!' at the new style guides
20 Feb 1997	Hit & Run LXXII Meet the Virtual Manager!
19 Feb 1997	Filler 02.19.97 Experience The Virtual Workplace!
18 Feb 1997	Dead Can Dance Don't fear the Reaper
17 Feb 1997	Just Say Whoa Overdosing on over-the-counter hype
14 Feb 1997	Mouseburger Royale Goodbye to Girly Brown: Cosmo loses its head
13 Feb 1997	Hit & Run LXXI Passing off masturbation as self-examination
12 Feb 1997	Filler 02.12.97 The Love Dissection!
11 Feb 1997	Childproof Gap Age is just a minor problem
10 Feb 1997	Lamb to the Slaughter Neutral coverage tries our short attention C-SPAN
7 Feb 1997	The Feature with 1000 Faces Looking at the mythic hype surrounding Star Wars
6 Feb 1997	Hit & Run LXX Allegra Coleman proves that fiction is stranger than fiction
5 Feb 1997	Filler 02.05.97 Fin-De-Siecle Dating!
4 Feb 1997	Hidden Persuaders Joan Rivers is the hostess with the most-est
3 Feb 1997	Prevue to a Kill Your television is your homepage
	Jan 1997
31 Jan 1997	Slapstick Traces How comedies became less than a laughing matter
30 Jan 1997	Hit & Run LXIX Taking stocks to the streets, Superbowl-ed over
29 Jan 1997	Filler 01.29.97 Be A Phony And Filler Will Be Your Friend!
28 Jan 1997	Be-In Digital By the time we got to Webstock, it already sucked
27 Jan 1997	Interactor's Nightmare We learn the facts of life from virtual vixens
24 Jan 1997	Class Dismissed Tonight, let it be lowbrow
23 Jan 1997	Hit & Run LXVIII The People vs. Hoary Print: Hit and Run smacks at The Economist and The Wall Street Journal
22 Jan 1997	Filler 01.22.97 Three Immorality Plays!
21 Jan 1997	Marriage of Convenience Marriage of convienience: Coupling all the way to the bank
20 Jan 1997	Sign o' the Times Celebrities sign their lives away
17 Jan 1997	The Writing's on the Stall Gross profits: How kids books sell shit as shinola
16 Jan 1997	Hit & Run LXVII Making money on the web: Don't charge, sue! Slate, GeekGirl(s) and more
15 Jan 1997	Filler 01.15.97 Revenge Of The Neo-Nerds!
14 Jan 1997	Culture of Complaint.com You really can't complain - unless you can
13 Jan 1997	Green Machine They put the 'green' in 'greenbacks.'
10 Jan 1997	Thinking Outside the Mailbox Eudoraphoria: Why we love email
9 Jan 1997	Hit & Run LXVI A year-end crash
8 Jan 1997	Filler 01.08.97 Talkin' About A Resolution?
7 Jan 1997	What Goes Up The Smithsonian does Star Wars: May the market force be with you
6 Jan 1997	Speed Reading Between the Lines Slowing down the World's Fastest Reader
3 Jan 1997	Nike wins an empty victory. "Media and marketing giant Ni k e ,..."
2 Jan 1997	The Sucksters Predict "Su c k s t e r s..."
1 Jan 1997	The Sucksters Predict The Sucksters Predict

	Dec 1996
31 Dec 1996	The Sucksters Predict "In 1997, people will eat mo r e..."
30 Dec 1996	The Sucksters Predict "In 1997, newcomers t o t h e..."
27 Dec 1996	The Sucksters Predict "In mid-1997, publicist s w i l l..."
26 Dec 1996	The Sucksters Predict "In 1997, much brainpowe r a n d..."
25 Dec 1996	The Sucksters Predict "AOL, in a desperate attemp t t o..."
24 Dec 1996	The Sucksters Predict "In 1997, there will be a fil m..."
23 Dec 1996	The Sucksters Predict "As the dinosaur known as 'onli n e..."
20 Dec 1996	Toys for Naught "The holy trinity of televisi o n ,..."
19 Dec 1996	Hit & Run LXV "What with the headach e s o f..."
18 Dec 1996	Memes to an End "It takes more than a meme to lead..."
17 Dec 1996	Programming Ad Hawk "You may have read recently th a t..."
16 Dec 1996	Enlightened Self-Disinterest "As if the ghost of Malthus wer e..."
13 Dec 1996	That's Motivation "Creating a stylishly casual w o r k..."
12 Dec 1996	Hit & Run LXIV "Ever since Texas passed its l a w..."
11 Dec 1996	MIDI Vanilli "Last time sales were flatlin i n g..."
10 Dec 1996	Angles in the Outfield "Something's rotten in the st a t e..."
9 Dec 1996	Retrogressive Behavior "Remember when the web inspi r e d..."
6 Dec 1996	A Piece of the Action "It's bad enough when techni c a l..."
5 Dec 1996	Hit & Run LXIII "How many times can the Apocalyp s e..."
4 Dec 1996	Bad Sports "Before this fall, fa n s o f..."
3 Dec 1996	Book Mobile "Henry David Thoreau. He sho u l d..."
2 Dec 1996	911 "When we last saw Oedipa Maas, sh e..."
	Nov 1996
28 Nov 1996	Hit & Run LXII "With the merciful passage of t h e..."
27 Nov 1996	Fire This Time "Did you make it to Burning Ma n..."
26 Nov 1996	Digital Evolution "What if you threw a Digit a l..."
25 Nov 1996	Royale with Cheese "It would take a cunning lingui s t..."
22 Nov 1996	Promiscuous Consumption "Sometimes exhibitionists ma k e t h e..."
21 Nov 1996	Hit & Run LXI "While advertising incanta t i o n s..."
20 Nov 1996	Get A Lifestyles "Iron John rusted out, and T h e..."
19 Nov 1996	Milking It "Just when everything seemed t o b e..."
18 Nov 1996	Pretty Good Deal "At the young age of 24, it' s..."
15 Nov 1996	Anywhere, USA "The joke's on Hillary: Villa g e s..."
14 Nov 1996	Hit & Run LX "With his wax-museum 'good loo k s '..."
13 Nov 1996	The Mediatrix "Lynne Russell puts the 'top ' i n..."
12 Nov 1996	All the World's a Stage "When Marshall McLuhan descr i b e d..."
11 Nov 1996	Dream Girl "Thomas Pynchon's Lotion inter v i e w..."
8 Nov 1996	The Third Time As 'Tragedy' "Good morning - or, as Leonar d o..."
7 Nov 1996	Hit & Run LIX "Ah, those hazy days of yor e ,..."
6 Nov 1996	Ashes to ASCII "Given the volatil e l i f e..."
5 Nov 1996	Character Assassination "As the global directi v e t o..."
4 Nov 1996	Sick and Wired "Just as the Christmas shopp i n g..."
1 Nov 1996	Cringe Factor "Everyone blames Andy Warho l f o r..."
	Oct 1996
31 Oct 1996	Hit & Run LVIII "When TV viewers lost interes t i n..."
30 Oct 1996	New York Minute "If no news is good news, the n..."
29 Oct 1996	Selfish Gini "Suddenly evolution isn't wh a t i t..."
28 Oct 1996	Robust Aroma "Just do it,' 'Put it in your head,'..."
25 Oct 1996	Thinking of You "Underneath its ageless vei l s o f..."
24 Oct 1996	Hit & Run LVII "New York's American Museum of t h e..."
23 Oct 1996	Screaming in a Vacuum "IRC, at its best, is a chance to..."
22 Oct 1996	Eurotrashed "There was a period - n o t..."
21 Oct 1996	Rebel Without a Pause "The quiet that's fallen over t h e..."
18 Oct 1996	Master of Ceremony "The presidential debate s a r e a..."
17 Oct 1996	Hit & Run LVI "Snapple may have taken a bath i n..."
16 Oct 1996	Bottoms Up "The giant sucking sound com i n g..."
15 Oct 1996	How Many Licks? "Kids don't dream of becom i n g..."
14 Oct 1996	Biting the Hand at Feed "If you've gotten this far, y o u..."
11 Oct 1996	Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous "The fashion arc may swing fr o m..."
10 Oct 1996	Hit & Run LV "Rock 'n' roll was sell i n g..."
9 Oct 1996	Must-c|net TV? "The other night, as I endured th e..."
8 Oct 1996	Ugly Sticks "Consider the old insult - or wa s..."
7 Oct 1996	You Won't "An African-American profess i o n a l..."
4 Oct 1996	Back In The Bottle "Like most good ideas, Six Degre e s..."
3 Oct 1996	Hit & Run LIV "The web is a powerful solvent, t o..."
2 Oct 1996	Bizarro World "Marvel Comics creator-tu r n e d -..."
1 Oct 1996	Adman Agonistes "They do it for gold, not glory ."
	Sep 1996
30 Sep 1996	Angels and Insects "As year-round schools and ot h e r..."
27 Sep 1996	Politics is the Art of the Gullible "As unsurprising as precipi t o u s..."
26 Sep 1996	Hit & Run LIII "The problem with computers , y o u..."
25 Sep 1996	Steal This Article "Not so long ago, in another life ,..."
24 Sep 1996	Genius Envy "In the go-go days of the '80s art..."
23 Sep 1996	The 1:1 Republic "He's been shut out of t h e..."
20 Sep 1996	Number One With A Hail of Bullets "Ladies and gentleme n : t h e..."
19 Sep 1996	Hit & Run LII "The Oscars? Mel Gibson won seve n !..."
18 Sep 1996	Waterworld "Do you feel overwhelm e d b y..."
17 Sep 1996	Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself "Perhaps it takes a politic i a n..."
16 Sep 1996	Childhood's End "Hello , w o r l d ."
13 Sep 1996	Swimming Up the Mainstream "Money might be the world's mo s t..."
12 Sep 1996	Hit & Run LI "Here's a newsflash that fill s u s..."
11 Sep 1996	Hollywood Babbles On "Invented by the barely liter a t e..."
10 Sep 1996	Just Do Yourself "Masturbation has been tout e d a s..."
9 Sep 1996	Saturday Morning Massacre "So now the government wa n t s..."
6 Sep 1996	Weenie Roast "The Greatest Show on Ea r t h..."
5 Sep 1996	Hit & Run L "But in order to get po l e..."
4 Sep 1996	You Are Here "In the guide to early '9 0 s..."
3 Sep 1996	Lights...Camera...Jive! "Screw Hallmark, screw Cr a t e &..."
2 Sep 1996	OK Marketing Things are going to be OK (TM)
	Aug 1996
30 Aug 1996	Smells Like Team Spirit "Fantasy league football ki c k e d..."
29 Aug 1996	Hit & Run XLIX "John Williams's departur e f r o m..."
28 Aug 1996	Suckiversary "Suck is a year older today. Ar e..."
27 Aug 1996	White Riot "Remember the whole conce p t o f..."
26 Aug 1996	Fashions of the Times "We began to notice a tellta l e..."
23 Aug 1996	A Lovin' Swoonful "The commercialization of e v e r y..."
22 Aug 1996	Hit & Run XLVIII "Those of us who keep Fa s t..."
21 Aug 1996	Step Right Up "Sometimes you're trappe d . Y o u..."
20 Aug 1996	It's The Terminal, Dummy! "Everyone wants to stan d f o r..."
19 Aug 1996	What I Saw at the Digital Revolution "The brief history of the net ca n..."
16 Aug 1996	Net-crophilia "So Phil Anselmo of Pant e r a..."
15 Aug 1996	Hit & Run XLVII "Amid all the hoop l a o f..."
14 Aug 1996	"You've got litigation!" "There's been a strange shif t i n..."
13 Aug 1996	Passive Aggressive "From the avant-garde to Activ e X ,..."
12 Aug 1996	To Err is Human, to Crash, Divine "When Animals Attack isn' t t h e..."
9 Aug 1996	Credit Check "AOL is free. Perfectly free . I n..."
8 Aug 1996	Hit & Run XLVI "Every office has a coupl e o f..."
7 Aug 1996	Sub-Middle Management Worksick Blues "I thought I knew how to negotiat e..."
6 Aug 1996	Faster, Pussycat! Click! Click! "The web's open-admission po l i c y..."
5 Aug 1996	Mid-Hype Crisis "Forget failing st o c k s ,..."
2 Aug 1996	Free Range Beef "The cyber-frontier metaphor m a k e s..."
1 Aug 1996	Hit & Run XLV "Fresh in their new corporasphe r e ,..."
	Jul 1996
31 Jul 1996	Take My Advice - Please! "In 1987, when still-frisk y s o b..."
30 Jul 1996	Nothing for Nothing "The best things in life are free ."
29 Jul 1996	Anti Alias "A manhunt always make s f o r..."
26 Jul 1996	Golden Shower "The AP may have just declared th e..."
25 Jul 1996	Hit & Run XLIV "What's in a name? Legal threa t s..."
24 Jul 1996	What the Market Will Bare "Fortified with Dramamin e a n d a..."
23 Jul 1996	Fear and Coding "Bumper stickers have becom e t h e..."
22 Jul 1996	Big Money, Little Clue "Figuring that all we know abo u t..."
19 Jul 1996	Prime Time Gold Mine "If you were born after 1946, yo u..."
18 Jul 1996	Hit & Run XLIII "In the mess of mega-me d i a..."
17 Jul 1996	Even Better Than the Real Thing "Despite the plethora of availa b l e..."
16 Jul 1996	Search and Destroy "No official record exists to te l l..."
15 Jul 1996	Packet FishRman "In the wild kingd o m o f..."
12 Jul 1996	Things that Go Boom in Night "As surely as sweaters in a Sa n..."
11 Jul 1996	Hit & Run XLII "What's it take to get a littl e..."
10 Jul 1996	Unsafe at Any Speed "Those who refuse to learn fr o m..."
9 Jul 1996	Unsafe at Any Speed "Cadillacs used to be foun d o n..."
8 Jul 1996	The Truth Is Way Out There "In the past twenty years, alie n s..."
4 Jul 1996	Hit & Run XLI "Tragicomedy: it's not onl y o u r..."
3 Jul 1996	Hobby Hoarse "What lobbyists are to politi c s ,..."
2 Jul 1996	Money Changes Everything "It seems that the concep t o f..."
1 Jul 1996	Glutteous Magneticus "The arrival in many state s o f..."
	Jun 1996
28 Jun 1996	Wiping the Slate Clean "It's the principle that gove r n s..."
27 Jun 1996	Hit & Run XL "There are those that c a l l..."
26 Jun 1996	Sex and the Single URL "Ok, so you've exchanged sm o k y..."
25 Jun 1996	Come On Down "There's a new twist to the stal e..."
24 Jun 1996	Dining with Cannibals "Soyle n t G r e e n..."
21 Jun 1996	America's Most Affronted "America's Most Wan t e d a t..."
20 Jun 1996	Hit & Run XXXIX "It's 10 A.M. and you're perch e d..."
19 Jun 1996	Drunk on Futurism "Futurism isn't what it used to be -..."
18 Jun 1996	Just Your @#$*ing Type "There oughta be a word (if not a..."
17 Jun 1996	What, Are You On Drugs? "Self-induced catatonia has al w a y s..."
14 Jun 1996	As Baud As They Want Him To Be "Like most media hounds, th e i r..."
13 Jun 1996	Hit & Run XXXVIII "It's an inescapable fact t h a t..."
12 Jun 1996	The Empower Rangers "The under-12 demographic fol l o w s..."
11 Jun 1996	Sibling Rhapsody "Remember Billy Ca r t e r ?..."
10 Jun 1996	Flack Jacket "If it consumes bandwidth, i t ' s..."
7 Jun 1996	First Online Story "The Internet, besides b e i n g..."
6 Jun 1996	Hit & Run XXXVII "It's hard to forge a successf u l..."
5 Jun 1996	A Touch of Gray "A whole new group of lemmings ha s..."
4 Jun 1996	Find Your Own Road "I have a dream. A dream of mythic..."
3 Jun 1996	use.net "They ride into town, pit c h a..."
	May 1996
31 May 1996	The Usual Suspects "To: Dobbs Operation: Tower of Babble Status:..."
30 May 1996	Hit & Run XXXVI "It's difficult for us to disli k e..."
29 May 1996	Ye of Little Faith "Trend analyst Faith Popco r n i s..."
28 May 1996	Shlock Soup "Retirement's always a good wa y t o..."
27 May 1996	Legal Unease "The reservoir of content cal l e d..."
24 May 1996	not.investing "It's high time we took a seriou s..."
23 May 1996	Hit & Run XXXV "Rats to Katz: On the Web, ther e..."
22 May 1996	One-To-None Marketing "Time and time again, gro o v y..."
21 May 1996	Pezzling Evidence "Now I'm not deriding the fi n e..."
20 May 1996	ShowJobs "Francisco and land a job at on e..."
17 May 1996	Cheat Sheet "What defines genius? Cult u r a l..."
16 May 1996	Hit & Run XXXIV "Our New Yorker arrived late , s o..."
15 May 1996	Mission Implausible "In a country where carbona t e d..."
14 May 1996	Tooning Out "It's been some time since t h e..."
13 May 1996	Deus In Machina "The only thing that mi g h t..."
10 May 1996	Missed Manners "At once an admission that the ne w..."
9 May 1996	Hit & Run XXXIII "Faithful readers of Suck wil l n o..."
8 May 1996	Shrink Rap "Some days, life can seem crusti e r..."
7 May 1996	What's My Line? "Coyly multicultural I B M a d s..."
6 May 1996	New Media Exhumed "In years past, flipping some o n e..."
3 May 1996	Vice Grip "No one excels in the realm o f..."
2 May 1996	Hit & Run XXXII "We hope Colors's disavow a l o f..."
1 May 1996	Broke And Broker "A quick scan of the digit a l..."
	Apr 1996
30 Apr 1996	Fringe Groupies "The devil made them do i t ."
29 Apr 1996	Leave The Conniving To Us "The service was introduced l a s t..."
26 Apr 1996	I Want My MTV, Too "According to the show-biz tr a d e..."
25 Apr 1996	Hit & Run XXXI "Yahoo dropped the soap. In t h e..."
24 Apr 1996	Talk Was Cheap "Prior to Patent No. 174,4 6 5 ,..."
23 Apr 1996	Way New Fetishism "Social activists may r a l l y..."
22 Apr 1996	Radio Radio "Call it shovelware with rab b i t..."
19 Apr 1996	alt.information "Information, in lieu of ide a s -..."
18 Apr 1996	Hit & Run XXX "Flip channels in the l a t e..."
17 Apr 1996	Burn Baby Burn "The idea was to have a networ k..."
16 Apr 1996	Meltdown "Whether you're trying to ca t e r..."
15 Apr 1996	And The Bandwidth Played On "The optimist looks at the Web an d..."
12 Apr 1996	Nitecrawler "Past 2 AM, raining. There was n o..."
11 Apr 1996	Hit & Run XXIX "Ray Magliozzi 'Car Talk' gu y s ,..."
10 Apr 1996	C Is For Cookie "The first Thursday of ev e r y..."
9 Apr 1996	Serial Killing Time Episodics, the gathering: Friends, with handguns
8 Apr 1996	Have It Your Way "These days, the face of the We b..."
5 Apr 1996	Greased Lightning "It's not snake oil they ' r e..."
4 Apr 1996	Hit & Run XXVIII "Old media reporters must rea l l y..."
3 Apr 1996	Couch Potatoes From value chain to food chain in 3 weeks
2 Apr 1996	Cosmetic Depth At the-body-shop.com, beauty is only two clicks deep
1 Apr 1996	After The Fall: The Web Leftovers Time Daily Reports
	Mar 1996
29 Mar 1996	You're Killing Me "Mr. Samsa was no cockroa c h ,..."
28 Mar 1996	Hit & Run XXVII Cool as Hell-vetica! More sites that are serif-fic!
27 Mar 1996	Information Underload "If watching old-school m e d i a..."
26 Mar 1996	Gross Anatomy "If the first misappropriation of technology is..."
25 Mar 1996	It's A Mall, Mall World "Like Bruce Springsteen, dB A S E ,..."
22 Mar 1996	BranDead "Consider Juvenal's time - w o r n..."
21 Mar 1996	Hit & Run XXVI "Right To Regulate The Intern e t '..."
20 Mar 1996	Content Is as Content Does "Every day, we confron t t h e..."
19 Mar 1996	Learning To Fly "When a fat pheasant rises fr o m..."
18 Mar 1996	Global Village Idiots What if Fluffy was one of us?
15 Mar 1996	Murky Brown "If information is power, then t h e..."
14 Mar 1996	Hit & Run XXV "Whatever happened to the Fire f l y..."
13 Mar 1996	cApital Offense A treatise on the death of capital-ism
12 Mar 1996	Dearth of a Salesman The Infomercial King pisses on the Blarney Stone
11 Mar 1996	Demo D'Merrier No matter what happens, keep prattling on
8 Mar 1996	FYI Coping with 411 directory insistence
7 Mar 1996	Hit & Run XXIV In cyberspace, no one can hear you cream
6 Mar 1996	You May Already Be A Wiener In the awards sweepstakes, it's a Smalley world after all
5 Mar 1996	Ad About You We went to a conference and all we got was this lousy story
4 Mar 1996	Whirl Around the WorldNet Every local ISP just went belly-up
1 Mar 1996	S Stands for Sell Swill, and TED's Excellent Adventure
	Feb 1996
29 Feb 1996	Hit & Run XXIII Ellison's Goad news, live, from megacorp.com
28 Feb 1996	Salvaging Salvo What happens when George starts stroking that big gun
27 Feb 1996	Six Degrees of Recrimination Ernie Warren's tragicomic HTML markup
26 Feb 1996	AOLephantiasis Meet the uberati's New Man, Ted Leonsis
23 Feb 1996	Sit and Spin The Ween of the Web sings a swan song for Spin
22 Feb 1996	Hit & Run XXII Sticking it to Angelique, Cheryl, and Jackie, in the Bronx
21 Feb 1996	Sit and Spin Satiating our taste bauds with Otter Pops
20 Feb 1996	Jean Splicing Faded memories of the casual uniformity of levis.com
19 Feb 1996	Three-fisted Tales of...Mirth "In the post-humor wor l d o f..."
16 Feb 1996	Xanadu Redux, Part I Performance art at the W3C
15 Feb 1996	Hit & Run XXI "The latest issue of Time on l y..."
14 Feb 1996	OK Marketing Things are going to be OK (TM)
13 Feb 1996	Fluff Love Sometimes the line between plush toy and push toy becomes a little blurry
12 Feb 1996	The Devil You Know Why Blackbird's cock robin act made 1995 like 1984
9 Feb 1996	A Special Media Moment Playing the race card with Geraldo at Time
8 Feb 1996	Hit & Run XX "Almost as exciting as signing t h e..."
7 Feb 1996	Dysfunction's Function Got the Unction A ritual observation of the venal Equinox
6 Feb 1996	Persistence of... Something When you mix cool and hot media, you don't get a McDLT
5 Feb 1996	Cramping Our Style An application of the rag to tampax.com
2 Feb 1996	Extra Value Meal We deserve a FreeRide today, and everyday
1 Feb 1996	Hit & Run XIX A shocked Beavis asks the Journal to pull Microsoft's finger
	Jan 1996
31 Jan 1996	Miss Sarajevo Snapple. We wept. We cried. It's over. Go home
30 Jan 1996	Wired For Dummies As the world Turners in the Spiv cycle
29 Jan 1996	Sublimating Aggression A marathon descent into the Blood Bowl
26 Jan 1996	YAJSU's Sun-roasted Java JavaSoft shows its delicate underbelly
25 Jan 1996	Hit & Run XVIII Drinking to Suck on ladies' night
24 Jan 1996	Agents Provocateurs Software that acts intelligent for you
23 Jan 1996	Play MiSTie For Me Comedy Central adds a little mystery to the science theater
22 Jan 1996	Designing Imposters A blow-by-blow of a site that doesn't suck
19 Jan 1996	Flowers for Butt-head There's little virtual about Virtual Stupidity
18 Jan 1996	Hit & Run XVII Four months to live with an impotent Duchamp
17 Jan 1996	The Other Java Where the local digerati go to meet and greet
16 Jan 1996	TV Guide Writ Cool Watch it devolve: Glenn Davis attempts to project cool
15 Jan 1996	The Doctor is IN Ferndale introduces us to the hypocritic oath
12 Jan 1996	Dig We Must It's realllllly cooooool at the Wiener Roast
11 Jan 1996	Hit & Run XVI Boredom and indignation at MacWorld Expo
10 Jan 1996	The Bookmark Less Traveled Bookmark 'em all, let God sort 'em out
9 Jan 1996	Roostermoose Lays An Egg High self esteem for the net-endowed
8 Jan 1996	The Rule There is one Rule, and one Rule only
5 Jan 1996	Momentary Lapse of Treason Traffic jams to the beat of dark hearts
4 Jan 1996	Hit & Run XV Continuing in our descent to buns, hooters, and Vienna Sausages
3 Jan 1996	Speed Racer Has Left The Building The loopy, day-glo utopia of Saturday morning fever
2 Jan 1996	All Dressed Up With No Place To Go At SFNYE, everything old is new again

	Dec 1995
22 Dec 1995	The Net Giveth, and the Net Taketh Away The Year of the Internet in Review
21 Dec 1995	Hit & Run XIV We solemnly swear to worship Andre
20 Dec 1995	You Will Become Zon Fun with search engines
19 Dec 1995	Chicks 'n' Shit Patronizing web magazines - for girls!
18 Dec 1995	Haw Haw Haw Jack Chick, the perfect stocking stuffer
15 Dec 1995	Dystopian Utopia Karrie Jacobs decries the coining of Utopia
14 Dec 1995	Hit & Run XIII You can lead a horse to water, but that doesn't make him a duck
13 Dec 1995	It's a Log, Log, Log! Make your visit count, load this page
12 Dec 1995	Exotic, Neurotic, and Staple-free The Art of Zine
11 Dec 1995	Cliffhanger Another cold cup o' Java
8 Dec 1995	New Media Killed The Video Star The web in real-time
7 Dec 1995	Hit & Run XII Nike sponsors Impressionists 'R' Us
6 Dec 1995	The Real Web It's best to avoid VD
5 Dec 1995	Substantially Worse Then Nothing The manufactured frenzy of the everyday
4 Dec 1995	This Bud's Online There's nothing to beer but beer itself
1 Dec 1995	Life is Hell Litigation as a spectator sport
	Nov 1995
30 Nov 1995	Hit & Run XI Suck parodies, Andy Kaufman, and book cover art
29 Nov 1995	Logs of Love When it rains it porns
28 Nov 1995	Incorporating the Mouse Pixar toys with Disney's stories
27 Nov 1995	Saturation Posturing Read my posters
24 Nov 1995	Hit & Run X A picture perfect turkey
22 Nov 1995	Infant Mortality and Other Tragedies Kaleida say no more
21 Nov 1995	The Suck New Media Autopsy You will be assimilated
20 Nov 1995	Die Hard in a Warehouse SRL's monster truck rallies for hipsters
17 Nov 1995	WOW. Compuserve decides to do it all over again
16 Nov 1995	Hit & Run IX Innovation and plagarism on the web
15 Nov 1995	Spam-o-matically Yours Share the love, pass the spam
14 Nov 1995	Indexing for Dollars Making $$$ - one URL at a time
13 Nov 1995	If This Is A Salon, Where's The Do? Who needs interactivity, when you have the hype?
10 Nov 1995	Consummate Suck Crass consumerism
9 Nov 1995	Hit & Run VIII Mr. Bad Advice visits the Joyclub at Cyborganic
8 Nov 1995	Oracular TV Oracle's plan for the Web - er, ITV
7 Nov 1995	hotmondo2100.com R.U. Sirius? More digital culture magazines?
6 Nov 1995	Stupe Du Jour A look at Cool Shite of the Day pages
3 Nov 1995	A Wave of the Shockingly Bad The abuse of multimedia reaches dynamic proportions
2 Nov 1995	Hit & Run VII The future, domain names, and News of the Weird
1 Nov 1995	The Suckers Bite Airing out Suck's dirty e-mail
	Oct 1995
31 Oct 1995	DiaNeticS Suck works to contact and reduce and erase enagrams
30 Oct 1995	TV By The Blind The origins of really, really horrible websites
27 Oct 1995	Rolling Stone, R.I.P. Foreshadowing the early retirement of Robert Christgau
26 Oct 1995	Looking for a Little Sass Sass-backwards editing
25 Oct 1995	Hit & Run VI Dead rock stars, sports, and French film
24 Oct 1995	Welcome to the End of Film Youth demographic-aimed films rot minds
23 Oct 1995	The Immaculate Sell-Out Another indie learns its lesson the hard way
20 Oct 1995	Screaming Trees Revisited The cleverly nefarious packaging of the Big 3 online services
19 Oct 1995	Hit & Run V The dark side of the web: Court TV
18 Oct 1995	Media 101 An exercise in inflammatory pedanticism
17 Oct 1995	A Requiem for the Server Push Netscape's contribution to the timely delivery of broadband
16 Oct 1995	Toy Story No WebObjects, no objectives
13 Oct 1995	The Canvas is the Enemy Discrimination and guerilla publishing
12 Oct 1995	Hit & Run IV Nietzsche consumes Jolt cola
11 Oct 1995	Selling Without Shame Ad Age does it with the world watching
10 Oct 1995	A Better Use For Bullshit Propaganda for the new media masses
9 Oct 1995	Diarrheic Web Sites What to 'surf' at the cyber cafe
6 Oct 1995	How To Read Wired Magazine A step-by-step guide to your personal digital revolution
5 Oct 1995	Hit & Run III O.J., MIT, and pasta
4 Oct 1995	Mr. Showbiz's Revenge Webrunnin' at Starwave
3 Oct 1995	Way Lame Journalism Inept journalism finds a home on the Internet
2 Oct 1995	NoShit, Sherlock. The good, the ad, and the ugly
	Sep 1995
29 Sep 1995	NetSoft vs. MicroScape Could Netscape's stock price be undervalued?
28 Sep 1995	Hit & Run II A return to the scene of the crime
27 Sep 1995	Disgorgeous George Would you give head for a dollar?
26 Sep 1995	Youth Marketing Just how stupid are kids?
25 Sep 1995	Good Luck, Jammer! Uncommercials at their best
22 Sep 1995	We Give it 3 Out of 5 Stars A Suck-imposed ratings system for the net
21 Sep 1995	Hit & Run I Suck throws off some one-hit wonders
20 Sep 1995	Pathological Self-Improvement and the Organizational Man The future of the infomercial superhighway
19 Sep 1995	The Sickness Unto Death My life as a cancer host
18 Sep 1995	A Spot-On Caricature Suck's look at web-based soap operas
15 Sep 1995	Why, yes, in fact, I am a model... Virtual reality on the web: the next av-atari
14 Sep 1995	Make Money Fast How you can cash in on the Internet goldrush
13 Sep 1995	Dear Netscape Soliciting our way to the top
12 Sep 1995	For They Know Not What They Do The problems of being under con-suck-tion
11 Sep 1995	A Modern-Day ReVival Hugs, not drugs!
8 Sep 1995	Passive Consumerism Sounds like Mercantile Audio
7 Sep 1995	They Must Be Doing Something Right... BLINK this
6 Sep 1995	Unabomber: Blah, Blah, Blah... He could've just put up a website...
5 Sep 1995	WWWF Grudge Match Serial killer bakeoff
4 Sep 1995	Consuming Media I got you, Babe
2 Sep 1995	Just Another Media Hack 'I'm not an ad man, but it's just possible...'
1 Sep 1995	SIGGRAPH Damage Report (pt.2) Institutions can be wonderful things
	Aug 1995
31 Aug 1995	Marc's Million Dollar Trick Whoring yourself was never this good
30 Aug 1995	SIGGRAPH Damage Report (pt. 1) What do you call a $100K paintbrush?
29 Aug 1995	Close-Up Penetration Shots and Your Children 'Wanna see my clit pierce?'
28 Aug 1995	Live Through This Cobain died for someone's sins