DAILY ESSAYS 1998

	Dec 1998
30 Dec 1998	Filler 12.30.98 1998: The Year In Review!
29 Dec 1998	Year of the Rat The baby-boom generation finally makes peace with their elders
28 Dec 1998	The New Vice Principle Not been a good year for vice
23 Dec 1998	Filler 12.23.98 A Hack, A Fish, A Christmas Wish!
22 Dec 1998	Change Is Good Making sense of the new $1 coin
21 Dec 1998	High Anxiety Lifestyle journalism meets the The Wall Street Journal.
18 Dec 1998	Jingle Bell Schlock An endless stream of Christmas dreck
17 Dec 1998	Hit & Run CLIX Grading teachers, downgrading Oprah, parading luckless youth, and evading bizarre spam
16 Dec 1998	Filler 12.16.98 Suck's Po-Moetry Slam!
15 Dec 1998	Dissent of Man Fertility goddess or hideously deformed cretin?
14 Dec 1998	Wall of Voodoo Los Angeles: still threatened at all times from all sides
11 Dec 1998	Free Fall Staging the coming financial apocalypse
10 Dec 1998	Hit & Run CLVIII Without The New Yorker, The Times, and Salon, the world would be desolate and unfunny
8 Dec 1998	BLACKOUT San Francisco Blackout!
7 Dec 1998	Culture Clash The Honeymoon's Over: Post-merger diplomacy
4 Dec 1998	Supercool! The Latest Scoop from the Arctic Runway
3 Dec 1998	Hit & Run CLVII What 7th Heaven, the Unknown Comic, Time magazine and Ira Glass have in common
2 Dec 1998	Filler 12.02.98 The Demographically Undesirable!
1 Dec 1998	Ad Lib Why Kevin Williamson pinched Miller Lite's Dick
	Nov 1998
30 Nov 1998	House Rules New Economics for Outlaws
26 Nov 1998	Thanksgiving! Season's Beatings
25 Nov 1998	Filler 11.25.98 Hail To The Queens!
24 Nov 1998	Pile Driver Ted Turner for President!
23 Nov 1998	Cap'n Credit Crunch Investment tips for the mentally disabled
20 Nov 1998	Strangers On a Gravy Train ABC Dials M for Motor Skills
19 Nov 1998	Hit & Run CLVI "The Da y o f t h e..."
18 Nov 1998	Filler 11.18.98 Zoom For Generation Doom!
17 Nov 1998	Name of the Game A rose by any other name, price negotiable
16 Nov 1998	All the Rage Make crime pay from the comfort of your home!
13 Nov 1998	An Embarrassment of Riches The hard-luck stories of celebrity superstars
12 Nov 1998	Hit & Run CLV "Jimmy Carter and George Bu s h ,..."
11 Nov 1998	Filler 11.11.98 Beware! Bad Conversations Ahead!
10 Nov 1998	Attack of the Killer Shrews The rise of the yenta
9 Nov 1998	Pest Control Starring Woody Allen as the Year 2000 Bug
6 Nov 1998	Ad Infinitium Attack ads you may have missed
5 Nov 1998	Hit & Run CLIV "Ventura's surprise pile-dr i v i n g..."
4 Nov 1998	Filler 11.04.98 Go Suck An Egg!
3 Nov 1998	The Work of the People Suck's Election Day tribute to humble beginnings
2 Nov 1998	Doctor Who? Th US Surgeon General cuts us up
	Oct 1998
30 Oct 1998	Monster Mash Suck's Halloween Creature Feature
29 Oct 1998	Hit & Run CLIII "The New Yor k e r ' s..."
28 Oct 1998	Filler 10.28.98 Contempory Youth Widsom!
27 Oct 1998	Oedipus Wrecks Kill your parents!
26 Oct 1998	The New Earnestness Sincerity, intensity, passion, and other bummers
23 Oct 1998	suckEGGS Suck's Evil Genius Grants 1998
22 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: Hal Hartley and Whit Stillman Mannerist American Auteurs
21 Oct 1998	Filler 10.21.98 Civil Servant!
20 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: Neve Campbell Tiny Tears
19 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: Ira Glass A New Face For Radio
16 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: Michael Lind and David Horowitz Retrofitted Pundits
15 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: Greil Marcus The Nutty Professor
14 Oct 1998	Filler 10.14.98 The Cereal Killer!
13 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: Beastie Boys Born-Again Bozos
12 Oct 1998	Suck EGGs: ABC's This Week Gang Our National Embarrassments
9 Oct 1998	Members Only The Decade of the Penis
8 Oct 1998	Hit & Run CLII Global recessions, local depressions, and tawdry confessions
7 Oct 1998	Filler 10.07.98 Global Recessions, Local Depressions, And Tawdry Confessions!
6 Oct 1998	Flesh Trade Gambling on the Washington, D.C. scandal market
5 Oct 1998	Enhanced Performance "McGwire's underwhelmi n g 6 2 n d..."
2 Oct 1998	Having Trouble Coping? Again? The cure for all your psychological problems
1 Oct 1998	Hit & Run CLI "This week's announcem e n t b y..."
	Sep 1998
30 Sep 1998	Filler 09.30.98 High School Reunion Status!
29 Sep 1998	Leader of the Packaging Marilyn Manson's marketing mechanics
28 Sep 1998	Space Oddity Wiping John Glenn off the face of the planet
25 Sep 1998	Why We Didn't Run the Henry Hyde Story Suck's ethics put to the test
24 Sep 1998	Hit & Run CL "World Service radio broadc a s t s..."
23 Sep 1998	Filler 09.23.98 The Sound Bite And Fury!
22 Sep 1998	Clown Act Reinventing government, one balloon animal at a time
21 Sep 1998	Mondo Porno A picture is worth a thousand OIC footnotes
18 Sep 1998	Starrmark Cards When you care enough to send the very best!
17 Sep 1998	Hit & Run CXLIX "House's secret-sp i l l i n g..."
16 Sep 1998	Filler 09.16.98 The Virtual Buddy!
15 Sep 1998	Dire Wolff Internet megafailure Michael Wolff's scorched earth slapstick
14 Sep 1998	Going Postal The US Postal Service's unconditional surrender
11 Sep 1998	Kaiser on the Set Ruling Hollywood with an iron fist, '98-style
10 Sep 1998	Hit & Run CXLVIII "The Toron t o S t a r..."
9 Sep 1998	Filler 09.09.98 Trivial Therapy!
8 Sep 1998	The Killer Inside Me Don't feed the flesh-eating bacteria!
7 Sep 1998	Labor Pain Suck's map of the Labor Movement
4 Sep 1998	Royal Flush Choosing the next People's Princess
3 Sep 1998	Hit & Run CXLVII "Yeltsin-Clinton summit th e ' W h y..."
2 Sep 1998	Filler 09.02.98 Get The Facts. Get The Statistic-O-Matic!
1 Sep 1998	Girls Against Boys The Cold War may be over, but the Cold Shoulder persists
	Aug 1998
31 Aug 1998	Taming of the Shrew How to buy yourself onto Matt Drudge's good side
28 Aug 1998	It Is, Indeed, the End of the World The rejection letters of Judy Blume
27 Aug 1998	Hit & Run CXLVI "Drudge's greatest triump h h a v e..."
26 Aug 1998	Filler 08.26.98 Suck's 3rd Anniversary!
25 Aug 1998	Summary Judgment Drive-through windows for the opinion-challenged
24 Aug 1998	Reality Plus Reminiscent of the real thing!
21 Aug 1998	Idiot Gate '98 Suck's last word on the Clinton nightmare
20 Aug 1998	Hit & Run CXLV "Clinton. We were counting on o n e..."
19 Aug 1998	Filler 08.19.98 Low-Level Jobs To Avoid!
18 Aug 1998	Walking Tall Why does the world hate the U.S. so much?
17 Aug 1998	The New You! Tips and tricks for your post-slacker lifestyle
14 Aug 1998	Off the Charts Diagnosing the modern magazine chart epidemic
13 Aug 1998	Hit & Run CXLIV
12 Aug 1998	Filler 08.12.98 Movie Reviews And Their Spoils!
11 Aug 1998	Baby Grand Collapsing the predictions of a Beanie Babies bust
10 Aug 1998	Back Storytelling The New York Times helped Hitler escape justice?
7 Aug 1998	Seasick Part Two Postponed Disaster strikes the maiden voyage of the R.M.S. Suckster
6 Aug 1998	Hit & Run CXLIII "America, there's not much m o r e..."
5 Aug 1998	Filler 08.05.98 Out Of Style!
4 Aug 1998	Unsafety First Ralph Nader's wild sense of humor
3 Aug 1998	Breast of Burden Lara Croft's huge headlights and heavy artillery
	Jul 1998
31 Jul 1998	Seasick Part One Suck stows away for the next wave of cruise journalism
30 Jul 1998	Hit & Run CXLII
29 Jul 1998	Filler 07.29.98 International Flan Of Mystery!
28 Jul 1998	Mondo Cannes "Sharky's Machine stu n t m a n..."
27 Jul 1998	Mind Games It's time to stop the healing
24 Jul 1998	Beat the Press The true story behind myfirsttime.com
23 Jul 1998	Hit & Run CXLI "Francisco. But don ' t g e t..."
22 Jul 1998	Filler 07.22.98 From Child Actor To Junkie Prostitute!
21 Jul 1998	Taboo Who? "French perfected the a r t o f..."
20 Jul 1998	Finger Painting "Los Angeles Times li s t o f..."
17 Jul 1998	Rhyme and Reason The lost TV theme songs
16 Jul 1998	Hit & Run CXL "Diane and Mike are the virgin a l..."
15 Jul 1998	Filler 07.15.98 Governor Moonbeam Shines The New Yorker!
14 Jul 1998	Trimming the Hegemony "Sheila Copps invited collea g u e s..."
13 Jul 1998	EZ-Bake Oven "Warrior, has gone on to a ne w..."
10 Jul 1998	Echo Chamber "George Chauncey should have s e e n..."
9 Jul 1998	Hit & Run CXXXIX "Roy Rogers fo r a f e w..."
8 Jul 1998	Filler 07.08.98 Distractions Are A Warm Puppy!
7 Jul 1998	Class Struggle "Cambridge Library's edit i o n o f..."
6 Jul 1998	Dew X Machina "But while each sun-bloc k e d ,..."
3 Jul 1998	Independent Clause In case you forgot to shut off your computer
2 Jul 1998	Hit & Run CXXXVIII
1 Jul 1998	Filler 07.01.98 Recycled Filler!
	Jun 1998
30 Jun 1998	Lump Sums Big Charity gets off the dime
29 Jun 1998	Nerve Damage Government versus Media: Which discredited entity to believe?
26 Jun 1998	New to You! Better living through reruns
25 Jun 1998	Hit & Run CXXXVII "Right on all counts , b u t..."
24 Jun 1998	Filler 06.24.98 Filler's Summer Movies Spectacular!
23 Jun 1998	Convergence Theory "Follow the m o n e y ?..."
22 Jun 1998	My Life as a Has-Been "Danny Bonaduce was ab l e t o..."
19 Jun 1998	Crash Course Cartoon crashes vs. Cartoonist crashes
18 Jun 1998	Hit & Run CXXXVI "Co n t e n t a s..."
17 Jun 1998	Filler 06.17.98 Must Sell Idiocy!
16 Jun 1998	Manifest Destiny "Barneys (New York) to do a window display..."
15 Jun 1998	Brown Bag Governor Moonbeam shines
12 Jun 1998	Dancing Baby Boom The hard life and troubled times of the Dancing Baby
11 Jun 1998	Hit & Run CXXXV "Thailand, Samart Phakphu m , t h e..."
10 Jun 1998	Filler 06.10.98 Meet The Inaction Heroes!
9 Jun 1998	Two for the Road An Expert's Guide to Drunk Driving
8 Jun 1998	I Am the Cheese The Media Monopoly presents The Truman Show
5 Jun 1998	Gear and Clothing in Las Vegas Gonzo journalism, '90s-style
4 Jun 1998	Hit & Run CXXXIV "Lewinsky family, af t e r a n..."
3 Jun 1998	Filler 06.03.98 Hate Mail!
2 Jun 1998	A Modest Disposal Arm the children!
1 Jun 1998	White Man's Bulworth "Billington Bulworth, shut t e r e d..."
	May 1998
29 May 1998	Is That Justice? Hollywood lawyers meet the real world, hilarity ensues
28 May 1998	Hit & Run CXXXIII DC crack-smokers, Indonesian flame wars, erotic amputation, and Chex Quest
27 May 1998	Filler 05.27.98 Much Filler About Nothing!
26 May 1998	Stranger Than Fiction Stephen Glass and the New Fiction
25 May 1998	Memorial Day Didju bbq?
22 May 1998	Endsville Postponed What if Frank Sinatra had lived?
21 May 1998	Hit & Run CXXXII Microsoft's 'little joke,' fading teen idolhood, Zap's money and The Nuge's mea
20 May 1998	Filler 05.20.98 Save The Endangered Species!
19 May 1998	Bad Vibes The negativity renaissance
18 May 1998	The Sleepsons The future of Matt Groening
15 May 1998	Nothing Lasts Forever Mr. Seinfeld, he dead
14 May 1998	Hit & Run CXXXI The pride of The New Republic, Libby Dole's pole vault, and Jerry Springer 2.0
13 May 1998	Filler 05.13.98 8th Graders Smoke Crack!
12 May 1998	Road Rage Mergermania in the Fatherland
11 May 1998	Short Shrift Howard Stern's dwarf bowling
8 May 1998	Overprofes-sionalism: Fear It A terrible affliction
7 May 1998	Hit & Run CXXX Barnyard Special: Washington weasels, two-headed pigs, laughing rats, and media octopi
6 May 1998	Filler 05.06.98 Happy Fillerversary!
5 May 1998	King of the Hill A little bit country, a little bit rock 'n' roll
4 May 1998	Wake-up Call The unofficial symbol of the Internet
1 May 1998	Family Jewels May Is National Masturbation Month!
	Apr 1998
30 Apr 1998	Hit & Run CXXIX Dwarves, Disney, dreams, drones and dreck
29 Apr 1998	Filler 04.29.98 The Truth About Dogs And Dumb People!
28 Apr 1998	Low Turnout Lead us not into syndication
27 Apr 1998	Toxic Shock Microsoft's elaborate, unusual manipulations
24 Apr 1998	Springer Fever The Jerry Springer Show gets a makeover
23 Apr 1998	Hit & Run CXXVIII Hit Men, Newton Boys, Seinfeld, Superman, and Iran
22 Apr 1998	Filler 04.22.98 Are You Pretentious?
21 Apr 1998	Wrong Answer Realist art trash death metal exploitation
20 Apr 1998	Morality Play Dope, dictators, and driver's ed
17 Apr 1998	Dumbstruck 'Dumbing Down': The evidence
16 Apr 1998	Hit & Run CXXVII Seinfeld's new job, Amelio's old job, Michael's slob job, and 60 Minute's snow job
15 Apr 1998	Filler 04.15.98 Guide To Wise Investing!
14 Apr 1998	Face Value Rearranging the faces of Mars, stars, and czars
13 Apr 1998	Naked Eye Lust happens
10 Apr 1998	Soundbite Autopsy The most challenging assignment of Kathy Ireland's career
9 Apr 1998	Hit & Run CXXVI South Park PR, Titanic II, and CitySearch
8 Apr 1998	Filler 04.08.98 C'est Chic!
7 Apr 1998	Déjà Voodoo Advertising: Your worst nightmare?
6 Apr 1998	Heart of Darkness See you at AfroDisney!
3 Apr 1998	Smoke Out High times, low concept
2 Apr 1998	Hit & Run CXXV Kids Who Kill, lifestyles primers, Salomon sexcapades, and Suck.com in the house!
1 Apr 1998	Filler 04.01.98 Everybody Hurts!
	Mar 1998
31 Mar 1998	Clothes Minded Outfitting Generation Next
30 Mar 1998	Faux Pas Sorry 'bout that, Mr. President
27 Mar 1998	Me and My Shadow of Irony The Baffler Boys Hoax Harper's
26 Mar 1998	Hit & Run CXXIV Titanic's wet dream, Jack Stanton, Bill Clinton, and a bottle of Pepcid
25 Mar 1998	Filler 03.25.98 Filler's History Of Human Knowledge!
24 Mar 1998	Those Darn Scientists! Postmodernists hoist the black flag of anarchy
23 Mar 1998	Upstart Microsoft Microsoft strategy circa 2003
20 Mar 1998	Vote Celebrity Hollywood-on-the-Potomac cashes in
19 Mar 1998	Hit & Run CXXIII Cadaver Chic, Gates' new bludgeon, and TechnoAmway
18 Mar 1998	Filler 03.18.98 You Don't Send Steve Jobs Flowers Anymore?
17 Mar 1998	Err Travel Business class, behind The Times
16 Mar 1998	TV Is God "McCarthy's gassy unAme r i c a n..."
13 Mar 1998	New Girl Order "The revolution won't be wear i n g..."
12 Mar 1998	Hit & Run CXXII "Continuing the brave m a r c h..."
11 Mar 1998	Filler 03.11.98 Celebrating The Empty Coolness Of Youth!
10 Mar 1998	Tuning Fork US Army topples Chumbawamba, film at 11
9 Mar 1998	Identity Crisis Spam: You are what you eat?
6 Mar 1998	Friendship! The Complete and Unabridged Illustrated Encyclopedia of Friendship
5 Mar 1998	Hit & Run CXXI Copyrighting crime, Jim Rose on People's Court, and corporate logo tattoos
4 Mar 1998	Filler 03.04.98 Origin Of The Species!
3 Mar 1998	Hanging Judge 'Mom, what's oral sex?'
2 Mar 1998	Gas Mask The vast Gulf between threat and menace
	Feb 1998
27 Feb 1998	Insani-TV A cable channel for a mad, mad world
26 Feb 1998	Hit & Run CXX Big Blue tumors, CBS blunders, and the friction-free future
25 Feb 1998	Filler 02.25.98 The Joy Of Hate Mail!
24 Feb 1998	Office Despot The trouble with The Trouble With Dilbert
23 Feb 1998	Inversion of Privacy The pornography of family values
20 Feb 1998	New from the J. Suckerman Catalogue The Silver Screen Collection, Spring 1998
19 Feb 1998	Hit & Run CXIX Filtering ads, porn, and C-SPAN
18 Feb 1998	Filler 02.18.98 Play Match Game '98!
17 Feb 1998	Heavy Medal Smoking the gold in Nagano
16 Feb 1998	If I Only Had a Brain Natrificial's The Brain: Mental as anything
13 Feb 1998	Technicolor Yawn Primary Colors, shaded
12 Feb 1998	Hit & Run CXVIII Six Degrees of Monica, gaydar, and the Psychic Friends
11 Feb 1998	Filler 02.11.98 More Men And Women To Avoid!
10 Feb 1998	Nasty Habits The Sorcerer's Apprentice mops the web's filth
9 Feb 1998	Minor Threat The Bully of Baghdad's '98 Tour
6 Feb 1998	Enhance Your Communication Skills Why bother walking the walk when you can talk the talk?
5 Feb 1998	Hit & Run CXVII Death of Spy, the birth of Persian Kitty, and the value of words
4 Feb 1998	Filler 02.04.98 Interested In Getting Laid?
3 Feb 1998	Believe It or Not Flogging Wag the Dog
2 Feb 1998	Fahrvergnügen Finding the bug in the auto industry's soup
	Jan 1998
30 Jan 1998	Bowled Over Suck reviews the ads of Super Bowl XXXII
29 Jan 1998	Hit & Run CXVI Monicas we have known and loved, NASA, and Variety's 'slanguage.'
28 Jan 1998	Filler 01.28.98 An Episode Of Filler You'll Never Forget!
27 Jan 1998	Past Out Gray Lady battles senility, loses
26 Jan 1998	Textual Conduct Semen, semiotics, and Clinton's boxers
23 Jan 1998	Vodka on Ice Robert Downey Jr.'s prison manifesto
22 Jan 1998	Hit & Run CXV Oprah has a cow, Texas arms its parish, and Sundance smells the Love
21 Jan 1998	Filler 01.21.98 The New Media Office Stumbles On...
20 Jan 1998	Shameless Dread Kicking and screaming into the next millennium
19 Jan 1998	Vox Potuli If you don't cough, you don't get off
16 Jan 1998	Set for Stun Stimulated emissions at the laserium
15 Jan 1998	Hit & Run CXIV Time, the Times, J. Peterman, and suicide
14 Jan 1998	Filler 01.14.98 It's That Time Of Year Again!
13 Jan 1998	Right to Kill Ted Kaczynski's command performance
12 Jan 1998	Résumé Fodder How not to edit your life story
9 Jan 1998	Bondage Tarantino and Scorcese plug Bond
8 Jan 1998	Hit & Run CXIII Copy-cat killer trees, priapism, eyepopping punishment
7 Jan 1998	Filler 01.07.98 Depression: The Post-Holiday Blues!
6 Jan 1998	The Nth Degree The worst word of an era
5 Jan 1998	Larger Than Life Big laffs, big meals, big bang
2 Jan 1998	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
1 Jan 1998	In 1998... Suck predicts the future