DAILY ESSAYS 1997

	Dec 1997
31 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
30 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
29 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
26 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
25 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
24 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
23 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
22 Dec 1997	In 1998... Suck predicts the future
19 Dec 1997	How To Buy Suck The best-case scenario
18 Dec 1997	Hit & Run CXII Ads in ATMs. Ads in toilets. ATMs in toilets?
17 Dec 1997	Filler 12.17.97 Are You On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown?
16 Dec 1997	That's Not Funny Prison rape and wife-beating
15 Dec 1997	The Good Book The greatest story ever told
12 Dec 1997	Writers! Write what you know!
11 Dec 1997	Hit & Run CXI Pop-Up imbroglios and fruitless browsing
10 Dec 1997	Filler 12.10.97 The Booby Myth!
9 Dec 1997	The Way We Weren't Everything old is old again
8 Dec 1997	Caveat Emptor Politics in the marketing era
5 Dec 1997	Are You Getting Old? Watch for the tell-tale signs
4 Dec 1997	Hit & Run CX Sex, death, and bad breath
3 Dec 1997	Filler 12.03.97 Handling The Classic Dilemma Of Killing Off A Character!
2 Dec 1997	Shut Up and Kiss Me Lap dances with wolves
1 Dec 1997	Monster Mash Molecular Biology for Dummies
	Nov 1997
26 Nov 1997	Filler 11.26.97 Apocalypse Now!
25 Nov 1997	Near-Death Experience Who says Suck is 'over?'
24 Nov 1997	News Above the Title Shut up and kiss me
21 Nov 1997	Skin-deep Thoughts Esquire speaks Christy Turlington's mind...
20 Nov 1997	Hit & Run CIX What are you waiting for? Buy the Suck book
19 Nov 1997	Filler 11.19.97 Proof That Kids Today Are Increasingly Stupid And Lazy!
18 Nov 1997	Gettin' the Vanguard Where do tech magazines go from here?
17 Nov 1997	Ars Attacks Weary of Gehry
14 Nov 1997	Still Crazy After All These Weeks Paranoid and adroit
13 Nov 1997	Hit & Run CVIII "It wouldn't be a clich&eacu t e ;..."
12 Nov 1997	Filler 11.12.97 Can You Play 'Guessing At Science'?
11 Nov 1997	Critical Mask Running out of ideology
10 Nov 1997	Ad It Up Da-da da da
7 Nov 1997	The Suck School of Comic Art Terry did this all by himself!
6 Nov 1997	Hit & Run CVII Greed, greed, and more greed: money and news in the news
5 Nov 1997	Filler 11.05.97 Suck Cultural Studies!
4 Nov 1997	Lover's Quarrel Two markets beat as one
3 Nov 1997	Devil in the Details What makes the dumb extremely dumb
	Oct 1997
31 Oct 1997	Devil in the Details What makes the merely dumb extremely dumb?
30 Oct 1997	Hit & Run CVI Frank Sinatra is not dead - this and more breaking news
29 Oct 1997	Filler 10.29.97 Nostalgia: Cure For Millennial Angst!
28 Oct 1997	You Will Be Tested on This Filling in the blanks on standardized testing
27 Oct 1997	No Guarantee of Future Results Financial planning without a net
24 Oct 1997	Stupid Like a Fox And a little dummy shall lead them
23 Oct 1997	Hit & Run CV Decoding Spy and daring Signal to Noise
22 Oct 1997	Filler 10.22.97 Learn How To Cultivate A Punk-Rock Sense Of Irony!
21 Oct 1997	Trust No One Loyal followers fall behind
20 Oct 1997	If You Can Get It Working doesn't
17 Oct 1997	Who's Sorry Now? Suck apologizes for contrition chic
16 Oct 1997	Hit & Run CIV Breaking Egg, being Frank: magazine launches
15 Oct 1997	Filler 10.15.97 Another Bad Cartoon About Bad Essays About Bad Memoirs!
14 Oct 1997	I Don't Marriage is for suckers
13 Oct 1997	A Fan's Footnotes Popping Pop-Up Video
10 Oct 1997	The Gospel According to Luke Bullies are bad
9 Oct 1997	Hit & Run CIII The first $1.2 million is the easiest, and other net.truths
8 Oct 1997	Filler 10.08.97 See The Future Of Computing!
7 Oct 1997	Luxe Populi Fall fashion spread
6 Oct 1997	News of the Weak A Suckperiment in media
3 Oct 1997	The Suck School of Comedy How to be funny: we're serious
2 Oct 1997	Hit & Run CII A Marv Albert - Billy Graham - Catholic League threesome
1 Oct 1997	Filler 10.01.97 Are You Depressed?
	Sep 1997
30 Sep 1997	Small Is Beautiful? Nano, nano: thinking inside a very small box
29 Sep 1997	Smile, You Son of a Bitch Predators
26 Sep 1997	Code Red-Faced Doing the media's Drudge work
25 Sep 1997	Hit & Run CI The more things change, the more they get the same
24 Sep 1997	Filler 09.24.97 Newsflash: Poor Are Thriving!
23 Sep 1997	Miss Judged Uncovering Miss America
22 Sep 1997	Say It Ain't So Truth is dead
19 Sep 1997	Are You in a Meeting? How to tell. Suck goes to work
18 Sep 1997	Hit & Run C Suck is sorry in Hit and Run
17 Sep 1997	Filler 09.17.97 El Nino Or El Guapo?
16 Sep 1997	Pleased to Meat You Eating vegetarians
15 Sep 1997	The Pitch: F! The Funeral Channel
12 Sep 1997	All That Is Solid Melts into Air Suction, please: Suck dissects The Operation
11 Sep 1997	Hit & Run XCIX Below the Beltway: Hit and Run's Washington edition
10 Sep 1997	Filler 09.10.97 Birdshit By Birdshit...
9 Sep 1997	In the Lyne of Pale Fire Lolita gets dumped
8 Sep 1997	Royal Icing The press and the princess's tragedy of manners
5 Sep 1997	You Can't Go Home Again The best Suck, no, really
4 Sep 1997	Hit and Run One "We've been running (or re-running) this collection..."
3 Sep 1997	Filler 09.03.97 What Is This Thing We Call 'Filler'?
2 Sep 1997	Fire This Time Revisiting Burning Man
1 Sep 1997	Consummate Suck The best Sucks: What you've been missing
	Aug 1997
29 Aug 1997	Hacking Your Life Away The Suck guide to writing for online magazines
28 Aug 1997	Hit & Run XCVIII You ought not to be in pictures: Quentin Tarantino and tobacco
27 Aug 1997	Filler 08.27.97 The Hack Is Back, In Black!
26 Aug 1997	Rolling Papers Alternative to what? Weaklies
25 Aug 1997	In Harmony's Way Don't you want to be white like me?
22 Aug 1997	What... Me Funny? Does Mad 2.0 mean that Alfred E. is new, man?
21 Aug 1997	Hit & Run XCVII Have you believed it? Spinning tales about Mr. K, Special K, and OK
20 Aug 1997	Filler 08.20.97 Reader Response Filler!
19 Aug 1997	He's Lying TV is good
18 Aug 1997	Brand Extortion The author of the Vonnegut hoax steps forward
15 Aug 1997	Apple and Microsoft A fable
14 Aug 1997	Hit & Run XCVI You know - for kids! Feeling good about feeling good and other media news
13 Aug 1997	Filler 08.13.97 More Revolting News!
12 Aug 1997	Go Tell It on the Mountain Why did you read it? Because it was there
11 Aug 1997	Ne'errative Do Well Formlessness follows function
8 Aug 1997	Strange Daze The 'in' is found from way out
7 Aug 1997	Hit & Run XCV The passing of windbags: Burroughs, Beavis and Butt-head, RIP
6 Aug 1997	Filler 08.06.97 Find Out Why Steven Johnson Of Feed Is The Sexiest Thing About Any Webzine!
5 Aug 1997	Some Jingle-Jangle Morning Advertisements for themselves
4 Aug 1997	A Few Good Unmentionables Foxholes and feminism
1 Aug 1997	Self-destruction Books Eat less, weigh more!
	Jul 1997
31 Jul 1997	Hit & Run XCIV Just Sein No: The New York Review of Books and Limbaugh's better half give us reason to abstain
30 Jul 1997	Filler 07.30.97 Get Your Own Full-Color T. Jay Calendar!
29 Jul 1997	The Sheltering Sky It's a mall world
28 Jul 1997	Great Expectations Is literature worth its wait?
25 Jul 1997	Kill 'Em All Ask not for whom the head bangs, it bangs for thee
24 Jul 1997	Hit & Run XCIII Skin and bones: Miss America and fishing fallout make the news
23 Jul 1997	Filler 07.23.97 A Narrative, Which Is Like A Longish Cartoon That's Less Pointless Than Usual, But Not Much!
22 Jul 1997	The Uses of Enchantment Sex and violence for the kid in you
21 Jul 1997	All Tomorrowland's Parties Slipping you a Mickey
18 Jul 1997	Cult-O-Meter Are you in a cult, or just Canadian?
17 Jul 1997	Hit & Run XCII Media missteps and infotainment ironies
16 Jul 1997	Filler 07.16.97 The Mother White Meat: A Mother's Guide To Gansta Speak!
15 Jul 1997	Phone Home One alienation under God...
14 Jul 1997	Doesn't Hurt Me a Bit Pitching Woo
11 Jul 1997	Lockdownload You can judge a society by the way it techs its prisoners
10 Jul 1997	Hit & Run XCI A bad case of Nerve and a bad rap: Media mogulese
9 Jul 1997	Filler 07.09.97 Mothers Who Don't Think!
8 Jul 1997	Prozac It isn't just for breakfast anymore
7 Jul 1997	My Own Private 'I Dunno' Keeping secrets in the information age
4 Jul 1997	Wars of Northern Canada, again
3 Jul 1997	Enlightened Self-Disinterest Celebrating Indifference Day!
2 Jul 1997	Filler 07.02.97 It's That Time Of Year Again! Stay Tuned For Suckdependence Day 2!
1 Jul 1997	Stations of the Dross St. Nixon and the passion of Elvis
	Jun 1997
30 Jun 1997	The Monkeys Spank Back Just when you thought it was safe to have a penis...
27 Jun 1997	La Dolce Viacom Cradle-to-grave marketing at Chicago's newest superstore
26 Jun 1997	Hit & Run XC All the news that's fit to crib
25 Jun 1997	Filler 06.25.97 Rich People, Tori Spelling, And Roaches!
24 Jun 1997	The Bull Jar Those who can't write, author
23 Jun 1997	Trow-Beaten It's no context
20 Jun 1997	Watching the Directives Just a coincidence? Well, yeah
19 Jun 1997	Hit & Run LXXXIX Tiger chases his own tail and Wired licks it: Media malaprops
18 Jun 1997	Filler 06.18.97 Play The New Media Investment Adventure Game!
17 Jun 1997	Cult Classic A trend of epic proportions: Why we're hooked on classics
16 Jun 1997	Dwelling Machine, Sweet Dwelling Machine Home is where the state of the art is
13 Jun 1997	Mat Dancing Is wrestling ready for the center ring?
12 Jun 1997	Hit & Run LXXXVIII Seeing Double: Kotex.com and other imitators
11 Jun 1997	Filler 06.11.97 Fight Family Values Tooth And Nail, With The Strife Channel!
10 Jun 1997	Here's a Little Tip We're living in a penal colony
9 Jun 1997	Loaded with Options CEO No-No
6 Jun 1997	Business Plans for Dummies It's not what you know, it's what you don't
5 Jun 1997	Hit & Run LXXXVII Selling out and making a killing
4 Jun 1997	Filler 06.04.97 Oh, The Urban Humanity!
3 Jun 1997	A Bad Case of Midrash Finding the fly in the topical ointment
2 Jun 1997	Where Do You Want to Eat Today? The Golden Arches rule
	May 1997
30 May 1997	Machine to the Slave Fear of a Deep Blue planet
29 May 1997	Hit & Run LXXXVI The year's most inriguing people! The 10 hotestmutual funds! Wat your doctor isn't telling you about HMOs!
28 May 1997	Filler 05.28.97 Why Being Young And Hip Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry!
27 May 1997	Fit to be Tie-Dyed The net as group hug
26 May 1997	Memorial Day Getting out of the office for a change
23 May 1997	Over the Hump Is my neighbor living with a sex doll?
22 May 1997	Hit & Run LXXXV WB goes after whitey, crack (story) is whack
21 May 1997	Filler 05.21.97 Urban Hipster Mantras: Find Your Inner Poseur!
20 May 1997	Making Book Are books on the Web a license to print money?
19 May 1997	Out to Pasture Jerry Springer's lesson for the masses
16 May 1997	Good Spots Athletes and their supporters
15 May 1997	Hit & Run LXXXIV All the Presidents' mein, and who's leading the way
14 May 1997	Filler 05.14.97 The Fish! The Hack! They're Back!
13 May 1997	Faking the News Unspinning control
12 May 1997	Wars of Northern Aggression Why we hate Canada
9 May 1997	Awaken the Pliant Within Awaken the Pliant Within: Anthony Robbins' super plastic ego elastic
8 May 1997	Hit & Run LXXXIII The high proce of giving, kicking back
7 May 1997	Filler 05.07.97 Celebrate One Full Year Of Fulfilling Filler, In Filler!
6 May 1997	Iconoblast History as catalog, the news is fetish
5 May 1997	Richard the Fourth Like a Virgin: Richard Branson is England
2 May 1997	Straight, Gay, or Binary? Yep, he's gay: Hal comes out
1 May 1997	Hit & Run LXXXII Border (tag) disputes at Zine2000, the Republic of Texas
	Apr 1997
30 Apr 1997	Filler 04.30.97 Exploring Crime And Punishment... In Filler!
29 Apr 1997	A Very Palpable Hit By and By is easily said: Everyone's a trendspotter
28 Apr 1997	Come Again Many Happy Returns: The high price of customer loyalty
25 Apr 1997	The Need for Screed Rant on: Why do so many feel the need for screed?
24 Apr 1997	Hit & Run LXXXI Smoke 'em if you got 'em: Cig settlements and burning newspapers
23 Apr 1997	Filler 04.23.97 Translate Your New Media Job Into Its Real-World Equivalent!
22 Apr 1997	Repeat the Ending The same old saw: A gen-X revival
21 Apr 1997	Rerunning on Empty History is a rerun from which we are trying to awake
18 Apr 1997	Single Bullet-Point Theory Reading Timothy McVeigh's mail
17 Apr 1997	Hit & Run LXXX Sex, violence, and oh yeah, crack: What passes for news in Hit and Run
16 Apr 1997	Filler 04.16.97 Unemployment: More Fun Than A Barrel Of Junkies!
15 Apr 1997	Stop the Presses Obsolescence could be the best thing that's ever happened to books
14 Apr 1997	Second Semester Madness Grading the Final Four: Figuring the calculus of school rankings
11 Apr 1997	Custer's Last Hand Indian Gaming is the red man's revenge
10 Apr 1997	Hit & Run LXXIX Fiona Giles' Dick for a Day, Bob Guccione is just a dick - media porn in Hit and Run
9 Apr 1997	Filler 04.09.97 Witness The Heaven's Gate Hype-O-Rama-Thon!
8 Apr 1997	Harmful Additives Harmful Additives: Where does the content begin?
7 Apr 1997	Auteur, Auteur Sling Blas&ecute;: Catching up with cultural ambulance chasing
4 Apr 1997	Agnostic Front The Archons Win Again: The alienation of know-nothing gnostics
3 Apr 1997	Hit & Run LXXVIII Death and hacks: Higher Source: The movies, The Official Alien Abuductee's Handboo, and April Fish
2 Apr 1997	Filler 04.02.97 Stupid? Need A Job? Careers For Dummies!
1 Apr 1997	Salmon
	Mar 1997
31 Mar 1997	King of All Minstrels King of All Minstrels: Howard Stern's white face
28 Mar 1997	The Unheimlich Manuever Mark Dery travels to television's nadir: Valley of the Gallery of Dolls
27 Mar 1997	Hit & Run LXXVII Making a mountain out of a Sno-Ball and Dr. Kevorkian making a killing in the art market
26 Mar 1997	Filler 03.26.97 Learn All About Gapathy, In Filler's Spring Fashion Issue!
25 Mar 1997	Thin Mint Condition Selling girl power door-to-door
24 Mar 1997	One-Pick Pony Jenny McCarty is MTV's one-pick pony
21 Mar 1997	One World Dance Party Moby vs. The Economist: Mixing media at the end of the millennium
20 Mar 1997	Hit & Run LXXVI Media prophylactics
19 Mar 1997	Filler 03.19.97 Movies For Ordinary People!
18 Mar 1997	Anemic Analysis Irony in the Intensive Criticism Unit
17 Mar 1997	Reality Bites Back New and improved history on sale now
14 Mar 1997	NikeTown Crier Forget NikeTown, get ready for NikeState
13 Mar 1997	Hit & Run LXXV NASA hacked and crime stats whacked in Hit and Run
12 Mar 1997	Filler 03.12.97 Three Easy Targets: Bad Puns And Cheap Laughs!
11 Mar 1997	Shock It Up to Experience Breaking the Naifes: The simple logic of popular culture
10 Mar 1997	Bound and Gagged The sweet smell of success has a rich aroma
7 Mar 1997	To Market, to Market Your Asset is Mine: The high price of fame
6 Mar 1997	Hit & Run LXXIV Get 'em while they're haute: Couture castoffs, Eszterhas epigrams, and fanzines for fawners
5 Mar 1997	Filler 03.05.97 It's Jury Doody Time!
4 Mar 1997	Leave the Light on for You Motel 1600: We'll leave the light on for you
3 Mar 1997	Ex Libris Library Past: Information is only as good as the methods available to search for it
	Feb 1997
28 Feb 1997	Enema Vérité Shit happens on Real TV
27 Feb 1997	Hit & Run LXXIII Cloning around and making ba(n)d investments - media bites back
26 Feb 1997	Filler 02.26.97 Are You Paranoid, Dyslexic, Or Both?
25 Feb 1997	Condemned to Kill Time Give us this day our daily planner
24 Feb 1997	Breaking News Minute updates, on the minute
21 Feb 1997	Going in Style Crying 'Fowler!' at the new style guides
20 Feb 1997	Hit & Run LXXII Meet the Virtual Manager!
19 Feb 1997	Filler 02.19.97 Experience The Virtual Workplace!
18 Feb 1997	Dead Can Dance Don't fear the Reaper
17 Feb 1997	Just Say Whoa Overdosing on over-the-counter hype
14 Feb 1997	Mouseburger Royale Goodbye to Girly Brown: Cosmo loses its head
13 Feb 1997	Hit & Run LXXI Passing off masturbation as self-examination
12 Feb 1997	Filler 02.12.97 The Love Dissection!
11 Feb 1997	Childproof Gap Age is just a minor problem
10 Feb 1997	Lamb to the Slaughter Neutral coverage tries our short attention C-SPAN
7 Feb 1997	The Feature with 1000 Faces Looking at the mythic hype surrounding Star Wars
6 Feb 1997	Hit & Run LXX Allegra Coleman proves that fiction is stranger than fiction
5 Feb 1997	Filler 02.05.97 Fin-De-Siecle Dating!
4 Feb 1997	Hidden Persuaders Joan Rivers is the hostess with the most-est
3 Feb 1997	Prevue to a Kill Your television is your homepage
	Jan 1997
31 Jan 1997	Slapstick Traces How comedies became less than a laughing matter
30 Jan 1997	Hit & Run LXIX Taking stocks to the streets, Superbowl-ed over
29 Jan 1997	Filler 01.29.97 Be A Phony And Filler Will Be Your Friend!
28 Jan 1997	Be-In Digital By the time we got to Webstock, it already sucked
27 Jan 1997	Interactor's Nightmare We learn the facts of life from virtual vixens
24 Jan 1997	Class Dismissed Tonight, let it be lowbrow
23 Jan 1997	Hit & Run LXVIII The People vs. Hoary Print: Hit and Run smacks at The Economist and The Wall Street Journal
22 Jan 1997	Filler 01.22.97 Three Immorality Plays!
21 Jan 1997	Marriage of Convenience Marriage of convienience: Coupling all the way to the bank
20 Jan 1997	Sign o' the Times Celebrities sign their lives away
17 Jan 1997	The Writing's on the Stall Gross profits: How kids books sell shit as shinola
16 Jan 1997	Hit & Run LXVII Making money on the web: Don't charge, sue! Slate, GeekGirl(s) and more
15 Jan 1997	Filler 01.15.97 Revenge Of The Neo-Nerds!
14 Jan 1997	Culture of Complaint.com You really can't complain - unless you can
13 Jan 1997	Green Machine They put the 'green' in 'greenbacks.'
10 Jan 1997	Thinking Outside the Mailbox Eudoraphoria: Why we love email
9 Jan 1997	Hit & Run LXVI A year-end crash
8 Jan 1997	Filler 01.08.97 Talkin' About A Resolution?
7 Jan 1997	What Goes Up The Smithsonian does Star Wars: May the market force be with you
6 Jan 1997	Speed Reading Between the Lines Slowing down the World's Fastest Reader
3 Jan 1997	Nike wins an empty victory. "Media and marketing giant Ni k e ,..."
2 Jan 1997	The Sucksters Predict "Su c k s t e r s..."
1 Jan 1997	The Sucksters Predict The Sucksters Predict