DAILY ESSAYS 1995

	Dec 1995
22 Dec 1995	The Net Giveth, and the Net Taketh Away The Year of the Internet in Review
21 Dec 1995	Hit & Run XIV We solemnly swear to worship Andre
20 Dec 1995	You Will Become Zon Fun with search engines
19 Dec 1995	Chicks 'n' Shit Patronizing web magazines - for girls!
18 Dec 1995	Haw Haw Haw Jack Chick, the perfect stocking stuffer
15 Dec 1995	Dystopian Utopia Karrie Jacobs decries the coining of Utopia
14 Dec 1995	Hit & Run XIII You can lead a horse to water, but that doesn't make him a duck
13 Dec 1995	It's a Log, Log, Log! Make your visit count, load this page
12 Dec 1995	Exotic, Neurotic, and Staple-free The Art of Zine
11 Dec 1995	Cliffhanger Another cold cup o' Java
8 Dec 1995	New Media Killed The Video Star The web in real-time
7 Dec 1995	Hit & Run XII Nike sponsors Impressionists 'R' Us
6 Dec 1995	The Real Web It's best to avoid VD
5 Dec 1995	Substantially Worse Then Nothing The manufactured frenzy of the everyday
4 Dec 1995	This Bud's Online There's nothing to beer but beer itself
1 Dec 1995	Life is Hell Litigation as a spectator sport
	Nov 1995
30 Nov 1995	Hit & Run XI Suck parodies, Andy Kaufman, and book cover art
29 Nov 1995	Logs of Love When it rains it porns
28 Nov 1995	Incorporating the Mouse Pixar toys with Disney's stories
27 Nov 1995	Saturation Posturing Read my posters
24 Nov 1995	Hit & Run X A picture perfect turkey
22 Nov 1995	Infant Mortality and Other Tragedies Kaleida say no more
21 Nov 1995	The Suck New Media Autopsy You will be assimilated
20 Nov 1995	Die Hard in a Warehouse SRL's monster truck rallies for hipsters
17 Nov 1995	WOW. Compuserve decides to do it all over again
16 Nov 1995	Hit & Run IX Innovation and plagarism on the web
15 Nov 1995	Spam-o-matically Yours Share the love, pass the spam
14 Nov 1995	Indexing for Dollars Making $$$ - one URL at a time
13 Nov 1995	If This Is A Salon, Where's The Do? Who needs interactivity, when you have the hype?
10 Nov 1995	Consummate Suck Crass consumerism
9 Nov 1995	Hit & Run VIII Mr. Bad Advice visits the Joyclub at Cyborganic
8 Nov 1995	Oracular TV Oracle's plan for the Web - er, ITV
7 Nov 1995	hotmondo2100.com R.U. Sirius? More digital culture magazines?
6 Nov 1995	Stupe Du Jour A look at Cool Shite of the Day pages
3 Nov 1995	A Wave of the Shockingly Bad The abuse of multimedia reaches dynamic proportions
2 Nov 1995	Hit & Run VII The future, domain names, and News of the Weird
1 Nov 1995	The Suckers Bite Airing out Suck's dirty e-mail
	Oct 1995
31 Oct 1995	DiaNeticS Suck works to contact and reduce and erase enagrams
30 Oct 1995	TV By The Blind The origins of really, really horrible websites
27 Oct 1995	Rolling Stone, R.I.P. Foreshadowing the early retirement of Robert Christgau
26 Oct 1995	Looking for a Little Sass Sass-backwards editing
25 Oct 1995	Hit & Run VI Dead rock stars, sports, and French film
24 Oct 1995	Welcome to the End of Film Youth demographic-aimed films rot minds
23 Oct 1995	The Immaculate Sell-Out Another indie learns its lesson the hard way
20 Oct 1995	Screaming Trees Revisited The cleverly nefarious packaging of the Big 3 online services
19 Oct 1995	Hit & Run V The dark side of the web: Court TV
18 Oct 1995	Media 101 An exercise in inflammatory pedanticism
17 Oct 1995	A Requiem for the Server Push Netscape's contribution to the timely delivery of broadband
16 Oct 1995	Toy Story No WebObjects, no objectives
13 Oct 1995	The Canvas is the Enemy Discrimination and guerilla publishing
12 Oct 1995	Hit & Run IV Nietzsche consumes Jolt cola
11 Oct 1995	Selling Without Shame Ad Age does it with the world watching
10 Oct 1995	A Better Use For Bullshit Propaganda for the new media masses
9 Oct 1995	Diarrheic Web Sites What to 'surf' at the cyber cafe
6 Oct 1995	How To Read Wired Magazine A step-by-step guide to your personal digital revolution
5 Oct 1995	Hit & Run III O.J., MIT, and pasta
4 Oct 1995	Mr. Showbiz's Revenge Webrunnin' at Starwave
3 Oct 1995	Way Lame Journalism Inept journalism finds a home on the Internet
2 Oct 1995	NoShit, Sherlock. The good, the ad, and the ugly
	Sep 1995
29 Sep 1995	NetSoft vs. MicroScape Could Netscape's stock price be undervalued?
28 Sep 1995	Hit & Run II A return to the scene of the crime
27 Sep 1995	Disgorgeous George Would you give head for a dollar?
26 Sep 1995	Youth Marketing Just how stupid are kids?
25 Sep 1995	Good Luck, Jammer! Uncommercials at their best
22 Sep 1995	We Give it 3 Out of 5 Stars A Suck-imposed ratings system for the net
21 Sep 1995	Hit & Run I Suck throws off some one-hit wonders
20 Sep 1995	Pathological Self-Improvement and the Organizational Man The future of the infomercial superhighway
19 Sep 1995	The Sickness Unto Death My life as a cancer host
18 Sep 1995	A Spot-On Caricature Suck's look at web-based soap operas
15 Sep 1995	Why, yes, in fact, I am a model... Virtual reality on the web: the next av-atari
14 Sep 1995	Make Money Fast How you can cash in on the Internet goldrush
13 Sep 1995	Dear Netscape Soliciting our way to the top
12 Sep 1995	For They Know Not What They Do The problems of being under con-suck-tion
11 Sep 1995	A Modern-Day ReVival Hugs, not drugs!
8 Sep 1995	Passive Consumerism Sounds like Mercantile Audio
7 Sep 1995	They Must Be Doing Something Right... BLINK this
6 Sep 1995	Unabomber: Blah, Blah, Blah... He could've just put up a website...
5 Sep 1995	WWWF Grudge Match Serial killer bakeoff
4 Sep 1995	Consuming Media I got you, Babe
2 Sep 1995	Just Another Media Hack 'I'm not an ad man, but it's just possible...'
1 Sep 1995	SIGGRAPH Damage Report (pt.2) Institutions can be wonderful things
	Aug 1995
31 Aug 1995	Marc's Million Dollar Trick Whoring yourself was never this good
30 Aug 1995	SIGGRAPH Damage Report (pt. 1) What do you call a $100K paintbrush?
29 Aug 1995	Close-Up Penetration Shots and Your Children 'Wanna see my clit pierce?'
28 Aug 1995	Live Through This Cobain died for someone's sins