We applaud an astrological system that gives
and dogs an honored place in the heavens. But trying to dope out the arcane
workings of the Chinese zodiac is enough to make anybody exclaim, like Jim Kelly in
Enter the Dragon,
"Bullshit, Mr. Han-man!" Herewith, we offer a celestial menagerie that even urban
sophisticates of 2000 can appreciate.
words the Sucksters
pictures Terry Colon