"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 15 December 1999. Updated every WEEKDAY.

Subject: Reader wants and desires

If crack's a problem, try the GHB bunny. He's silly, he's slutty, he's very very talkative.... Or the stood-up-way-too-fast prairie dog. She's dizzy, she's zany and delightful, she'll fall right over and into your heart....

I think you might want to explore your options.

Anna Boroughs
<boroughs@law.duke.edu>