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Linux Possibly Defamed Somewhere Posted by CaptBean on Monday December 13, @03:05PM from the jihad!-jihad! dept. RabidZelot was one of a bunch to report: "In Richmond, California, this afternoon, this dude said something bad about Linux at the Hilltop Mall near the fountains right after the first showing of Phantom Menace let out. He was last seen heading towards Sears and has a 'Where Do You Want to Go Today?' T-shirt and brown hair. Let us know when you spot him." ( Read More... | 0 of 72873 comments) Feature: Bride of the Hellmouth Posted by JonKatz on Monday December 13, @02:12PM from the stop-me-before-i-post-again dept. The worst thing to come out of Columbine was not the high fatality count. It wasn't the blizzard of multimillion dollar lawsuits. It wasn't the media's endless commentary. It was the moral justification for persecuting freaks, loners, and nerds. People like you. And people like me — Jon Katz. ( Read More... | Far, far too many bytes in body ) Impossibly Obscure Scientific Discovery Announced Posted by ChaufferBoy on Monday December 13, @12:27PM from the incomprehensible-breakthrough dept. Cat Fancy writes "Scientists recently exposed the brain of a cat and wired sensors into its visual cortex. This allowed them to play DVD movies for the animal from a Linux box!" This is great news! I'm going to stop on the way home for a new Leatherman and some cat food and give it a try! ( Read More... | 2 of 35613 comments) Red Hat Reports Income Posted by CaptBean on Monday December 13, @11:41AM from the "free"-free-not-free-"free" dept. Bob Young writes to tell us that Red Hat has reported its first quarterly income. "I was walking from my office to the confrence room when I found a 25-cent piece lying on the ground. Instead of putting it in my pocket, I added it to the company's balance sheet and, well, I think that kind of revenue stream more than justifies our stock price." And cynics said that "free" software couldn't make money! ( Read More... | 1 of 25486 comments) Suck Parodies Slashdot Posted by Mentos on Monday December 13, @09:36AM from the meta-meta-meta dept. Webster was the first of many to write that Suck is running a parody of Slashdot. "They've got a lot of nerve, making fun of Slashdot's layout when all their text runs in a tiny little column down the center of the page. I don't know how they're going to last on the Web with a design like that." Remember when getting mentioned in Suck was cool? If they change their address to suck.lycos.sellout.com, I will never look at their site again. Not that I ever look at it now anyway. ( Read More... | 1 of 1 comments)

Features Suckdot's parent Handover.net has gone public, and investors like the infinite upside of open source. Read about Wall Street's full frontal liquidity event with a company that was cobbled together out of assorted geek sites last week. Dot.com craziness? Guess again: We're a dot.org! The latest installment of Geeks Jabbering at a Mic is up. Listen to CaptBean, Mentos, and Nicknameless Nate exchange inside jokes and giggle. Perhaps you're looking for Jon Katz's endless series of articles about the no-longer recent events in Colorado? These articles include: Hellmouth: People Are Really, Really Mean; More Hellmouth: Every Last One of You Has Read Ender's Game, Haven't You?; and Poor, Sad Little Me. Update: 08/26 01:48 by mentos: Past Features Suckdot Poll I'll Be Spending New Year's Eve On Suckdot, As Usual With a Gun in My Mouth Furiously Masturbating Obligatory Nonsensical Answer [ Results | Polls ] Comments:2363 | Votes:572375 Older Stuff Friday December 10 Anime Nudity and You Linus Ascends Bodily Into Heaven Release of xvftwwvm Window Manager Only Six Months Away Second Gender Discovered Steve Ballmer is Fat and Bald DVD Encryption Cracked: Godzilla for Everybody! BSD Repeatedly Ignored Build a Plasma-Burst Laser in Your Garage Eric Raymond Issues Fatwah Against MindCraft Giant Turtle Befriends Fat Little Boy Windows, a Plural Noun, Treated as Singular Personal Enthusiasms Irrelevantly Featured as News Yggdrasil: The Forgotten Distribution iMac: Ha Ha Ha Ha Wimp Minneapolis-St. Paul Star-Tribune Uses Words "Red" and "Hat" in Article Study Claims Neofictional Character RMS, GNU, FSF: FOAD O'Reilly Book Features Animal on Cover Linux Ported to Palm, VIC-20, LED Watch Older Articles Yesterday's Edition Ask Suckdot HOW DO I TURN OFF SHIFT_LOCK? Why Can't Linus Pronounce His Name Right? Is Overclocking Worth That Burning Smell? Semen Disposal: Tissue or Sock? How Can I Make Millions Off My Ugly Geek Site? Are There Linux Drivers for Fu-FMe? Please? Is that the Sun? God, It Can't Be Morning Already, Can It? if you have a question for Ask Suckdot, man, do you need some help

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