"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 10 December 1999. Updated every WEEKDAY.

Every year, hundreds of millions of beautiful and innocent young conifers are brutally slaughtered in the name of holiday cheer. Throw in all the other trees that are murdered in cold sap to make the catalogs, wrapping paper, and extra-thick, ad-packed special holiday issues of Vanity Fair that the celebration of Christ's birth demands, and you can see that the yuletide season is nothing less than Earth's biggest environmental catastrophe, year in and year out. Now, however, you can do your part to cut down on Christmas overconsumption by celebrating with these free, environmentally friendly Suck Christmas cards. Happy Holidays!

Season's Greetings from Suck.com (Click thumbnails below.) :

Silent Period, Holy IPO
Have Yourself a Merry Little Marketing List
Santa's Switcheroo!
SledEx Strikes Back
Oh, Shit, We Forgot the Jews



the Sucksters

Terry Colon