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Subject: Crack rabbits

Polly,

Bring back the crack-smokin' Canadian rabbits already. It's been a drought.

mn
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FILLER READERS!

Which of the following would you like to see more of?

	sentences that end in prepositions
	the giant evil Canadian rabbit on crack
	Canadians in general
	the Fish and the Hack, still up to their crazy tricks
	stuff about how insanely dysfunctional and fucked you are
	x-y charts
	lists of Men to Avoid and Women to Avoid
	punch lines involving lint
	cartoons in which Joey and Polly threaten to beat each other to a pulp
	the wee little animals of the forest, doing stuff that humans do
	Martians
	Wink Martindale
	parodies of love relationships gone bad (never ever based on real life events, ever)
	Polly drawing wisdom from inane childhood stories
	anything about T. Jay Fowler
	stuff about how you're lazy and you don't really want to do anything but eat crème-filled crullers from now on
	Mr. Flinchy, wimp among men
	behind-the-scenes investigative reporting on overpriced appetizers
	features on Steve, The Guy Who You Should Be Dating
	more talking frogs
	more depressing, faux-poetic observations on our pathetic little lives
	cartoons that make fun of shit we read in the paper a few weeks ago
	Veronica, bitchy sometime friend of Polly, and her neurotic misadventures
	lists like this one
	other

Send your responses to polly@suck.com. Our production guy, Phillip, would've automated this list, but he's lazy, and he really doesn't want to do anything but eat crème-filled crullers from now on.

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