"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 19 November 1999. Updated every WEEKDAY.

Another year has come and gone, and if it's anything like the ones that preceded it, we'll remember it mostly for the bland loss, arbitrary misery, and chronic regret that served as its main ingredients and the squandered opportunities, failures of nerve, inexplicable oversights, wanton double-crossings, and blind impotent rage that seasoned it. To express our gratitude for such bounty, we offer these Thanksgiving Day e-cards. Save us a leg.

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St. Huck

Terry Colon