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of a Fickle Market
Brothers and sisters, church deacons and initiates; friends new to the mystery of Christ our Lord and those born to faith: Today I am called to speak to you of a new age of sophistication, of participation, and of sanctification a new day of bearing witness of the gospel in places heretofore unknown to the church. But first, the box office report. The Omega Code, the new motion picture from our brothers at Trinity Broadcasting's Providence Films, continues to gain converts. Released during what I am told is the busiest time for American movies mid-October The Omega Code shocked the world, or at least that part of the world obsessed with domestic box office results, which I am told is approximately half. For in that glorious weekend, The Omega Code was the No. 1 movie in America, casting out Harrison Ford, driving off Bruce Willis, and stoning Ashley Judd. I say No. 1 not in terms of overall revenue, the secular manner of determining the top movie. For truly Jesus said, "By their per-screen average, you shall know them." And The Omega Code took in approximately US$7,700 per screen. Even given the unfair advantages secular films have, The Omega Code's 300 theaters made it the No. 10 movie for the weekend! Praise the Lord! The liberal press, usually reluctant to report on the entertainment business, took notice. Oncoming apocalypse aside, it was a good week to be a Christian: The New York Times, USA Today, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, all of them covered the "hit nobody saw coming." Unsaved readers and former churchgoers conditioned to read about the continued box office decline of Kevin Costner were forced to grapple with the sight of preachers renting out entire theaters for their congregations, Christian employers doing the same for employees, and publicity done where it belongs: in the pulpit. This also may be and brothers and sisters correct me if I'm wrong the first time this new Internet phenomenon was featured in a box office analysis, particularly The Omega Code Web site and "exploding" chat rooms. And TBN's role in promoting it on the air, via "take a friend" campaigns, was also duly celebrated. Blessings all.
Yet that was then. Today, I stand before you a humble man of God asking you to keep the faith. For the enemies of The Omega Code are many, and have conspired to spin the news of its continued box office success into vicious attacks concerning its decline, attacks born of jealousy against all things Christ-like and holy. You may hear, brothers and sisters, that The Omega Code began to diminish in its second week at the box office. I tell you it only slipped to No. 2, according to the important per-screen average. But it should be noted that new films opened that week, unfairly skewing the results. You may hear that producer Matthew Crouch prophesied a 50 percent increase in number of screens on which The Omega Code is shown, while the number of screens have actually dropped since this statement was made, before rising slightly. I say that Crouch is waiting for the Christmas season, when the dearth of new films will certainly lead to more screens being available to small, independent distributors with mediocre-grossing movies in long release. You may hear that a 32 percent fall in cumulative box office is more than the traditional 25 percent fall for a successful film. I would remind Hollywood that arranging buses takes time, and that many ungodly films the new Star Wars, everything ever done by Spike Lee sometimes fall even further past their opening stays. Let us, as Christians, have a Star Wars or a Girl 6 of our very own.
You may hear that the quality of
the film standards of a secular Hollywood movie. I would say, rather, that all $7 million is right up there on the screen. (And can that be said of a Carman video?) The strength of The Omega Code is in its cast, selected to withstand the worst criticisms secular America can offer. A critic writing that The Omega Code is the worst film of Michael York's career simply does not remember the musical version of Lost Horizon. One who pens that Casper Van Dien lacks the moral authority to play a scriptural hero forgets the powerful moral lessons learned by his Johnny Rico in Starship Troopers: that war is bad and sex with a woman who enjoys it leads to that woman's death. And who could dare write that The Omega Code is an embarrassment to Catherine
Oxenberg the set of Dynasty by J. D. Salinger? Like Job, the careers of The
Omega Code cast with sores, but they never lose faith. One of Casper Van Dien's
Web sites enough to take The Omega Code out of his list of completed films, a definite strike against anti-religious zealots! Finally, you may hear that the film has even been attacked by
Christians upset at its dubious
biblical accuracy "believers" lament the lack of
small details like the number
666, the gathering into heaven
of saved souls, and the
persecution of Christians. They
also bemoan the use of the
widely debunked Bible Code as a
key plot element. I would remind
the faithful that the film's
prophetic accuracy has been
guaranteed by best-selling
author Hal Lindsey, who,
speaking on Christian television
shows, has confirmed it in his
roles both as a reliable,
independent source and as a paid
consultant of the movie. No
expert who has sold as many
books as Hal Lindsey has
disputed its accuracy.
Friends and fellow believers, in the coming weeks, the conspiracy to silence The Omega Code will reach startling proportions, as the secular media chooses to speak about films that are newer and have made more money or are more significant artistically. Don't let them discourage you! And if our enemies win the day, don't forget that we, like the apostles, can be victorious in the ancillary markets: DVD, video, and television. And the future barring some
version of the events in The Omega Code is wide open. Let The Omega Code serve as a steppingstone, as the books of Frank Peretti (our Stephen King) and the music of Steven Curtis Chapman (our Stephen King of pop music) were before it, and let the weekend of 15 October 1999 become as important as that first Easter Sunday. For the next film could open wider, and the film after that may open even wider. A new generation of Christian filmmakers is coming, and these filmmakers know how to beat the secular media at its own game. Take Jerry Jenkins, the creator behind perhaps the next big Christian film, based on the Left Behind series. His Web site says that he's the "most famous writer no one's ever heard of." There's not a Christian element in that sentence to be attacked! Hallelujah! The Omega Code may be a victory for Christ, but let us not forget the true objective. As brother Paul Crouch, the top
dog puts it: "The good news for all Christians is that they have spoken! Our box office returns are unbelievable! We at TBN are going to invade Hollywood and raise the standard for Christian films done now and in the future!" Can I hear an amen? courtesy of 40th Street Black |
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