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The gap between famous people and people we actually recognize continues to grow. In its efforts to generate buzz for Michael Mann's upcoming docudrama The Insider, Touchstone Pictures has been playing up Al Pacino's "you're outta order" histrionics and the undeniable appeal of a movie that Mike Wallace loathes. But at a recent screening, the most enthusiastic audience response was given not to Pacino's scene-chewing, nor to star of stage and screen Christopher Plummer, nor even to Philip Baker Hall, whose Boogie Nights credo "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy." rolls off the tongues of cineastes around the world. No, the biggest applause went to the most recognizable face in the movie that of 7-year-old Hallie Kate Eisenberg. Why such marquee value? Eisenberg's known screen skills seem modest enough she has earned gag plaudits as an independent filmmaker and can perform cheerfully useless trick-photographic magic (channeling the voices of Don Corleone and Aretha Franklin in support of a particular brand of cola). Her detractors appear far more voluble than her defenders, while the actual fan base is limited to people with an inexplicable devotion to the Buddy Hackett vehicle Paulie.
But it's not for an American icon to trifle over a few sparsely seen movie roles. Eisenberg's place in contemporary consciousness is both within and above the tradition of post-toddler starlets. Her luxuriant ringlets claim the legacy of US ambassador to Ghana Shirley
Temple Black defiantly unfrosted color rejects the curdled Nordicity that helped boost JonBenet Ramsey into eternity. Indeed, Eisenberg has carved out a neat public position as the anti-JonBenet tough and determined where JonBenet was brittle and tragic. Also not for young Eisenberg is the blanching cuddliness of the Olsen twins or the pitiable sickliness of Haley Joel Osment, that hangdog pants-wetter from The Sixth Sense. If anything, Eisenberg's antics speak of confidence more than entitlement, power rather than pampering. Her mimicry in the Pepsi commercials alludes in some vague way to demonic possession, but even here we find no antecedents in hoary genre pieces like The Exorcist. To the extent Hallie uses her witchcraft, she does it simply to get the goods that that powerless old man by her side can't provide. This is particularly evident in Eisenberg's star turn in The Insider, as she accompanies her armed, frazzled whistle-blower father (played to feckless perfection by Russell Crowe) in a late-night search for a household intruder. The father, with a pistol in his hand, is a bundle of nerves, but tiny Hallie (deftly underplaying as always), is a model of self-possession, her dogged impassivity suggesting that it is she, not her father, who has the chutzpah to deal with the intruder. Eisenberg's ascendance to iconic status is part of a general movement to define maturity downward. In a recent cover
story unexpected insights into pubescence (it turns out peer pressure and body changes present challenges and opportunities for growing kids), Newsweek gave a rundown on the state of "Tweens," the 8 to 14 demo coveted by advertisers. "Are they growing up too fast?" the magazine asked. (Short answer: Yes). While the tone of pandemic concern suggested that the United States may no longer have to wait until its offspring reach adolescence to begin loathing and fearing them, nowhere did Newsweek explore the degree to which adults wallowing in that ideal of endless childhood embodied in barefoot CEOs and 50-year-old wiggers may need kids to take up some of the slack. "I still feel unsure [when clothes-shopping for my 9-year-old]," a Maryland mother pines. "I like it that Kelly knows what she likes."
And more than just fashion is at stake here. The real problem with the Tweens is that, like their adult charges, they have already grown too old to be appealing, too self-indulgent to make good model adults. Throughout the 1990s, as Barney and the Teletubbies have pushed back the minimum-age requirement for TV viewing and the all-parents-out-of-the-house family model has become universal, we've seen the growth of entertainments like Ponette, the musical version of Big, and the countless commercials and cartoons in which kid "Chief Executives" sit behind desks and issue orders all popular entertainments in which kids manfully take up the burdens of adulthood from their underachieving elders. This is an ideal milieu for Eisenberg's personal style of detachment, sturdiness, and unglamorous competence qualities we traditionally look for in responsible adults. But her contributions to America's collective maturity may go beyond mere style and actually include content. The Insider, in true Michael Mann fashion, features a heightened, hyperdramatic sense of location: the poised placidity of Louisville, the imponderable ease of the Marin good life, even a race through Beirut's sweltering streets (filmed, in yet another slap at that resilient Mediterropolis, in Israel). But the movie's key stylistic ingredient is the one that's missing: Through more than two and a half hours of intrigue over nicotine-loading, filter tow, and the machinations of tobacco villains, we don't see a single character smoke a cigarette. For a movie so relentlessly stylized to pass up humanity's second most stylized activity must have required a deliberate decision. Sadly, the press kit and the Touchstone flacks are mum on why this aesthetic decision was made; but there in Hallie Kate's miniature biography, we may have a clue: "At the age of 3, she wrote a one-act play, 'Lies and Ashes,' about a little girl who helps her mother overcome her smoking habit." In an interview with the Independent Film Channel, Eisenberg expands on the plot: The play's heroine shakes the mother out of her complacency by puffing on a cancer stick herself, and issuing the old "If you can smoke, I can smoke" challenge. It's the oldest trick in the parent handbook "If everybody else jumped off the Empire State Building, would you do that too?" But this time, significantly, it's used by the child to teach some sense to the parent. Eisenberg insists the play was not autobiographical, but anybody who has seen the child laying into Matt Damon and Lili Taylor may have their doubts.
Just as the industrial age brought with it the Cult of the Child, the Digital Revolution may yet deliver the Cult of the Child as Adult. We fully expect that within a few years Premiere or US News & World Report (or for that matter Fortune) will feature a "10 Under 10" cover story about America's youngest movers and shakers. But it's no stretch to say that few of these kids will be able to project the kind of ease and gravity that is Hallie Kate Eisenberg's stock in trade. And she still has youth on her side. At 7, Eisenberg is safely removed from the new trend in accelerated puberty (brought on, we're proud to report, by top-notch American
nutrition latter-day Goldsboros who are watching the kids grow, but for the next few years, we can rest assured that America's Child will stay the same, only bigger. courtesy of BarTel d'Arcy |
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