You're getting to that age. Suddenly everything about the city you live in seems wrong, dead wrong. Suddenly you know that if you don't get out of Dodge real quicklike, you're gonna spend the rest of your days doing the exact same crap you've done for the past five years. Which might be harrowing indeed, if you could remember the past five years beyond a particularly tasty carne asada burrito here and there.

Are you looking for justification for a sudden change of location? Fill in the blanks in the chart below and read it back to yourself until you're ready to call the movers.

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