Subject: Warning pictograms

Dear Plooy,

It's so good to have Filler back in my life. All I can find to live for lately is your column. Here's an idea I find amusing; maybe you can use it for something?

I really like the stick-figure-death-theater warning illustrations you find on Coke machines that depict the machine falling on a little stick man and the this-truck-makes-wide-turns illustration showing a stick car getting creamed by a truck turning right.

Perhaps you and your team of crack designers could come up with some funny new ones, like this-guy-will-leave- you-and-ruin-your-life?

Just thinking ...

Spin
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