Won't You Go Home, Bill Bradley
—to the tune of "Won't You Come Home, Bill Bailey?"

Prepared for Friends of Al Gore

Won't you go home Bill Bradley
Won't you go home?
You're such a crashing bore.
Ever since you left the Knicks,
to put up verbal bricks,
You're just as dull as Gore.

Your record in the Senate
We can't recall:
When you're not in the paint you're a drone.
Without Earl Monroe
You're a gassy old shmoe,
Bill Bradley, won't you please go home!

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