"Hey Jews"
— to the tune of "Hey Jude" by John Lennon and Paul McCartney

(Prepared on behalf of Buchanan 2000, Go Pat Go)

Hey, Jews
Don't take offense
And won't you please wear
This Scarlet Letter
I feed my bigoted oats
to those who need goats
because they're debtors
Hey, Jews,
Don't be afraid
When I wax Nazi
Call you "wage setters"
The minute
You let me under your skin
In a way I win
like Derek Jeh-ter

And any time you feel alone
Hey, Jews, don't moan
It's not like I'm burning a big cross
Well don't you know
That you bemoan; I won't atone
That I got quite a got quite a giggle from "Maus"

Na na na na na, na na na na!
Hey, Jews!
Don't let me down
Make a fuss now
Or write a letter!
Remember, after this I got CNN!
So again and again
Famous like Eddie Vedder.
So let it out and let it in, hey, Jews, begin
I also hate blacks and hispanics
And don't you know it ain't just you, though, Jews, you'll do,
Though immigrants and the gays should be panicked

Hey, Jews
Don't get all mad
Now, would a bigot
Wear this sweater?
Remember I
can make the prejudiced bark
Just for a lark
Like an Irish Setter.

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