"Liddy-Liddy Dole-Dole"
— to the tune of the Academy Award-nominated "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" by the Sherman brothers

Liddy Dole Dole Pretty Liddy Dole Dole
Liddy Dole Dole Pretty Liddy Dole Dole
Liddy Dole Dole Pretty Liddy Dole Dole

Oh, you, pretty Liddy Dole Dole
Liddy Liddy Dole Dole
Who loves you?
No one
Liddy Liddy Dole Dole
Kiddie City Dole Dole
No can do

Here, there, really anywhere
Oh what a crappy candidate
Dole Goal Liddy Nitty Dole Mole
Saccharine sweet and just as nice
Control Dole Gritty Liddy Dole Coal
Causes cancer in white mice

Liddy Dole Dole
Shitty Liddy Dole Dole
Liddy Dole Dole
Snitty Liddy Dole Dole
Liddy Dole Dole
Twitty Liddy Dole Dole

Oh I pity Liddy Dole Dole
Giddy Biddy Dole Whole
Quelle domage!
Her fault
Priddy Shitty Dole Soul
Walter Mitty Dole Role
Mrs. Raj!

Duke, DC, anywhere you see
A control freak like no else
Dole Goal Liddy Nitty Dole Mole
Saccharin sweet and just as nice
Control Dole Gritty Liddy Dole Coal
Causes cancer in white mice

Your hair like a pith helmet
Your smile fake as caps
Micro-managing the Titanic ship
Rolling dice, getting craps
Lucky getting the scraps
Were you male, just a blip!



Oh Liddy You Liddy
Pretty Liddy Dole Dole
Snitty Biddy Dole Dole
Bob says, "Hi!"
And Liddy, no shit-ty
Quitty Pity Soul Dole
Smitty Kitty Dole Poll
Makes me sigh

Why Liddy Dry Liddy
It's just never gonna fly
Oh what an inauspicious femme
Dole Goal Liddy Nitty Dole Mole
Your lameness I condemn
Control Dole Gritty Liddy Dole Coal
Not one voter says, "Je t'aime"!
Snitty Liddy Dole Dole
Twitty Liddy Dole Dole

You're quite the transparent gem!



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