S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 11 August 1999. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 

Filler 8.11.99



THE FAMILY TOOLS

I have kids, and I love 'em.

I always knew that the kids are a mixture of me and my spouse. What they never tell you, though, is that all the in-laws get mixed in there too. Can't stand your spouse's sister? Surprise! Your kid's just like her! Remember weird Uncle Harry? Johnny's been acting just like he did when he was a kid.

Come on in. The water's fine.

Oliver L. Picher
<oliver.picher@unisys.com>










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