Monty Python — Matching Tie & Handkerchief

If for some reason you haven't picked up on the warning signs by now (his "eccentric" fashion sense, his extensive Battlestar Galactica collection, the fact that he lives in his parent's garage, etc.), the presence of this CD will leave you with little room for doubt: This is clearly a man on the first date of his life. Unless you relish the thought of pretending to laugh at his frequent recitations of "The Parrot Sketch," being the only female in his disturbingly limited circle of friends, and instructing him in remedial fucking, we recommend that you wait until he leaves the room before you grab his Dr. Who scrapbook and quietly sneak out the door.