The Velvet Underground & Nico — Peel Slowly and See

It's been said that while not a lot of people ever bought Velvet Underground records, almost everyone who did ended up forming a band. Sadly, that has proven to be true, and the presence of this box set collection is a good indication that your suitor is involved in no less than four separate musical "projects" at any given moment. Being a rock groupie was all well and good when you were 15, but now that you're a bit older, the prospect of being a lifestyle accessory for a perennially poor, self-absorbed "artist" who is incapable of talking about anything but himself and his various amateur endeavors has lost its glamour. So unless you have a soft spot for poorly endowed premature ejaculators, we recommend that you promptly terminate this date and keep your phone off the hook for a few weeks.

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