The Spice Girls — Spiceworld

You thought he seemed too good to be true: handsome, thin, and neat. Well, you were right. Unless it turns out that this CD belongs to his teenaged daughter, the only places you'll be going with him are the mall, the salon, or maybe a Bette Midler concert. Don't be fooled by the fact that he asked you out on a date. He may still have a thing or two to discover about his own sexual identity, but take it from us, you don't want to be there when he finally realizes what everyone else has always suspected.