Henry Rollins — Think Tank

If he hasn't already, this trust-fund Bohemian will choke you with cheap cigar smoke while boring you silly with bullshit about his poetry, his knowledge of Tibetan Buddhism, his affinity for martinis, and his experimentation with heroin. As you will soon learn, there isn't a single trend this desperate dilettante hasn't caught by the caboose just as it was exiting Hipville. His obsession with tantric sex will make perfect sense once you realize that his entire life has been a series of pretentious endeavors leading to a frustrating anticlimax. Look on the bright side: Although you'll go home as lonely and unsatisfied as ever, at least you'll have a "date from hell" story that can't be topped.

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