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Great rockers never truly die, and it's probably no surprise that Jerry Garcia is still communicating from beyond the Dark Star. Wendy Weir, sister of Grateful Dead second guitarist Bob Weir, has, in fact, been in regular telepathic contact with the rotund showman since hours after his death in 1995, and now she's compiled her conversations with Garcia's Oversoul in a new book titled In the Spirit: Conversations with the Spirit of Jerry Garcia. For the enduring Dead entourage, it's got to be encouraging to know that Garcia is still yielding new material in the Beyond. And if the book's pan-galactic spiritlord lacks the self-effacing wit that made Garcia charming in life, people in the know seem to appreciate this new brand of oracular hocus-pocus: Dead keyboardists Keith Godchaux and Brent Mydland, who both died before Garcia himself, posted favorable reader reviews of Weir's book at Amazon, before being exorcised by Amazon ghost-bots. And Weir entertained AOL members at a chat session last night. We, however, weren't willing to go miracling with the chat-room riffraff and got directly in touch with Weir for what we hoped would be Suck's first post-death interview with Jerry Garcia:
We're hoping we might be able In the Spirit: Conversations with the Spirit of Jerry Garcia debuts this week. "Whither new media?" In this blighted age, the only reporter with the courage to ask this poignant yet bold question is Dan Kennedy, the poignant yet bold columnist for the Boston Phoenix. In a jeremiad we got about halfway through, DKBP railed against the benighted state of online journalism. But somehow, he failed to convince us that we need to join up for his particular rehabilitation project. Part of the problem may be Kennedy's penchant for what A. J. Liebling called, "On the one hand this and on the other hand this and on the other hand that" news writing. The Web's new wave of independent journalism may be "a future that will never arrive," but it also "may be no exaggeration to suggest ... that the Web is the most important advance in publishing since the Gutenberg press." Salon is bold but too erratic; Slate is consistent but too controlled. It may be too early for webzines to reach financial stability, but "even so, it's rather amazing" that more webzines aren't financially viable. While the strenuous shilly-shallying set us back, Dan's definition of who is and is
not threw us for a loop. The Atlantic Unbound apparently doesn't qualify, but Consortium (with a reported 500 to 1,000 "hits" per day) apparently does. Honest efforts like Online Journalism
Review The Smoking Gun don't even get a mention; and while Feed's mix of interviews, analysis, and fact gathering is "thoughtful," it's just not journalism the way, say, Larry King is journalism. And the Susan Luccilike saga of whether Matt Drudge is a "real journalist" goes on and on. In the end, while we know that Slate and Salon (and those two only) passed Dan's sniff test, we're not entirely sure which nostril he was using. But we know we should be paying attention, because his name's Kennedy and he has something to do with Boston, so he must be, like, the president or something. Then again, maybe Dan Kennedy should have gotten an eyeful of Ron Rosenbaum's latest Dispatch at Slate. During the past few weeks, the Edgy Enthusiast (and Dizzy Dylanologist) has been regaling Slate readers with the story of his experiences on the Internet. As You've Got Mail viewers may know, Rosenbaum firmly believes that laboriously typing and retyping manuscripts helps him hone his not-quite
inimitable couple weeks of this stuff, we're starting to believe him. Because apparently when you let the man near a word processor, he poops out screeds so tedious, blithering, and self-indulgent that we're expecting any day now to see Ron's Homepage on Geocities, featuring KMFDM lyrics, photos of his homies' trip to New Orleans, and the Top Ten Reasons Why Jar Jar Binks Must Die. In his latest long-winded caper (and when we say we quit reading halfway through this one, we mean it), Rosenbaum gripes that his Mac keeps crashing (!) and gets into a flame war with some unlucky Slate reader, whom the ungracious essayist repeatedly slams as a "Chat-room Poseur." Sadly, there are no editors in chat rooms, so while we see a full dose of New York Observer brand bile directed at the hapless poseur, we never quite figure out what's driving the humorless rant. Apparently, the poor schmuck facetiously suggested Rosenbaum wasn't as techno-unsavvy as advertised a remark the columnist, who apparently harbors a Howard Hugheslike dread of technogeek germs, couldn't allow to pass. Don't worry, Ron, we believe you're new to the Web! But Christ Almighty, we're trying to stay awake over here! Just send the guy that Vonnegut
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