BUZZ PERSKIE, YES MAN

CLAIM TO FAME

Unctuous weasel noted for the get-along, go-along attitude he brings to the well-established get-along, go-along tradition of kissing ass.

BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT

Went an entire week without offering a single conflicting point of view, even when confronted with blanket statements such as, "Buzz, you are a moon-faced imbecile."

LEO CONNECTION

As a sounding-board for the young Growing Pains star's ideas, Buzz is even more agreeable than such B- and C-list posse members as Tobey Maguire and Scott Bloom.

 




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