S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 2 April 1999. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 
 


We've all gotta have our cheesy plastic dreams, our shallow, pie-in-the-sky hopes, don't we?

Just make sure to let in a little reality now and then. Keep in mind that those of us whose childhoods featured unhealthy doses of The Love Boat, The Brady Bunch, The Blue Lagoon, and Barbie and Ken need to pay particular attention to our expectations - i.e., we need to lower them.

Love





Next ... What a pretty life you have.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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