JUNIOR VARSITY BOOZE
Longtime reader, first-time writer ...
Guilt is something I imagine we all grapple with (with the possible exception of gay people, since quite obviously they're superior in many ways - most notably, that they don't know what the word guilt means). Being in college works wonders for shedding years of senseless guilt. It also allows a person to reexamine such issues as sexuality and interpersonal relationships. But I'm sure we all know this.
Since you left off so many of the important functions that college serves in our lives, I thought I should point out some of them.
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