HARD TIMES ARE SPREADIN' JUST LIKE THE FLU!

Feeling guilty? It's time to access that old hard drive of a brain again to see where you're hiding all your guilt.




My god, would you look at that? There's guilt all over the damn place! How do we stomp out all that godforsaken guilt?

If we knew the answer to that, we'd be spreading goat cheese over someone's naked body right now instead of writing this stupid fucking column.






 
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