"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 5 March 1999. Updated every WEEKDAY.

They may be slightly malnourished and jaundiced, but they feel their emotions differently than you do. You're too mainstream to really know what you're feeling. You're just another automaton, sleepwalking through life, saving up for retirement, and, like, exercising and shit. You're too clean and well-rested to have a soul, man!

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